I’m the kind of dirty that won’t wash off.

I am an overeducated, deeply sensual, woman with a high sex drive. I know what I want... and it's you talking to me, giving me your sexual energy.

Some people get their thrills riding motorcycles, bungee jumping, or climbing mountains. I get mine from sex and shopping, in that order, and I prefer sex. It gives me a charge, it fills me up, and it leaves me refreshed, energized, and buzzing with fulfilment.

Call me for a really good time

You'd never recognize me if you saw me at work. I'm the professional, uptight bitch who makes everyone below me miserable, but you can guess my secret. The reason that I get invited to all those conferences, and to client meetings with the executives, has little to do with the quality of my work, and a lot more to do with my willingness to do anything- and I mean ANYTHING- to close business. Yes, I'm an accomplished, intelligent woman but I'm also dirty, naughty, and nasty all the way down, in a way that I’ll never be clean. I’m tarnished innocent- I tasted the dark side and I love it. I'll never go back.