Forget flowers and brunch these kids gave mom what she really wanted for Mother’s Day: hot sex! Porn stars are showing moms how to spice it up in the bedroom by demonstrating some really advanced sexual positions! Three frisky, fifty-something moms and their game husbands (one with an actual porn mustache!) are learning all the hottest porn star moves, including the Piledriver, a must-be-seen-to-be-believed position called the Erotic Accordion, and the Arc de Triomphe (check out the video below).
The Piledriver requires some yogic flexibility for the woman and some strong thigh muscles for the dude: with this sexy maneuver, the woman lies on her back with her legs over her head, while the guy stands above and thrusts into her (great for g-spot stimulation!) The Erotic Accordion has the guy lie on his back with his knees tucked up to his chest while his lady squats over him and bounces up and down on his dick like a bouncy ball—fun! The last, the Arc de Triomphe, allows the woman-on-top to arch her back as far as it will go, sort of like an erotic limbo! Happy Mother’s Day!
You might think you’ve seen it all when it comes to latte art—but we’d be willing to bet you’ve definitely never seen women’s favorite sex positions stenciled in a latte before! The folks over at Glamour magazine asked barista Michael Breachto to use lattes to illustrate the seven best sex positions for women to achieve an orgasm. His creations are incredible—and the way the foam moves to uncannily replicate fucking is even cooler (check out the video below)!
Doggy Style
As Glamour says, “One of the best ways to stimulate your G-spot.” Woof woof!
The Wheelbarrow
With this one, the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up onto her kneeling partner’s shoulders “for G-spot stimulation and facing your partner.” Let’s get rolling!
The Lotus Position
With your arms and legs wrapped tightly around your partner, “you’re on top and in control.”
The Table Top
Here, the woman gets fucked on a table or a desk. It’s great because “your partner is free to explore your body.”
The Camel Pose
Here, the woman is on top and arching her back so her partner can stimulate her clit. Naughty camel!
The Spoon
With this spooning position, you can “gently stimulate your G-spot.”
Oral
Glamour is right when they say, “Often a great way to achieve the Big O.” How true!
A good rule of thumb for asking a trans person about their genitals—or any person for that matter—is, in most instances, just not to. But considering all the confused gay dudes out there who don’t know how to fuck the trans person they met on a hookup app, some education on the subject is definitely needed. Thankfully, a trans person named Kelly volunteered to answer questions about his cock—and his pussy.
Kelly calls his clit “his dick” (since a clit is really just a “tiny cock”) and recommends asking trans people what they “prefer to call their junk, because it can be a sensitive area.” Kelly likes getting head, and advises gay guys to just do what they’d normally do—except there’s no gagging! He doesn’t like vaginal sex because the testosterone makes him so tight, but he loves to fuck with strap-ons. Since everyone is different, he again recommends asking what a trans person is into—and then if it feels good, keep going!
There’s a new biker-style shorts that’s promising to be great for your boner. They’re the creation of VylyV (vill-live), a start-up that plans to raise funds soon via Kickstarter. There’s even a sexy ad with studly dudes wearing the shorts and telling hot ladies in red stilettos to “put your seatbelt on, we’re going for a ride.” So how exactly do these fancy biker shorts turn you into a porn star in the bedroom?
The company claims the shorts work by recording your movements throughout the day and sending that info to an app that designs workout plans and guidelines to improve your pelvic floor muscles. While reputable places like the Mayo Clinic agrees that strengthening pelvic floor muscles improves blood flow to the sex organs, there’s no clear evidence that Kegels helps with rock-hard cocks. “There is a relationship between pelvic muscles and incontinence, but there’s no evidence of a clear benefit between strong pelvic muscles and strong erections,” a urologist told Huffington Post. He says the claims made by the shorts’ manufacturer are “dubious science at best.” Well, at least the company has an arousing Youtube video…
Oh, Florida. The state that always seems to make its way into the news for the strangest reasons. And here’s another: a Florida man’s desire to re-name a lake called “Lake Horney” is arousing controversy. It seems the man is tired of all the salacious jokes that inevitably come with a name that includes “horny” in its title.
Other residents have also admitted that the name is a bit blush-inducing. According to the Huffington Post, one resident told ABC Action News she would tell people she lived on “Lake Hor-nay.” Apparently, Lake Horney is named after the lake’s developer, not because a smart-ass was looking for cheap laughs. But as it turns out, most residents are opposed to changing the name, along with the Miami New Times who made this passionate defense of the randy name: “What does this say to all the people out there who have to go through life with unintentionally hilarious names? What of all the Mr. and Mrs. Coxes, Dixes, Cummings, Cockburns, and Gaylords?” Seriously, get a sense of humor!
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A clothing store in Omaha wants its customers to dress for succ-sex this prom season. At two local stores, prom dresses made entirely out of condoms are putting safe sex front and center of the party wear. Among the racks of regular dresses, prom-goers will find festive, fun condom dresses reminding them to keep it safe on their big night out.
There’s no price tag, only this important message: “Being safe is always in style. Avoid sexually transmitted diseases and unintended pregnancies.” The campaign is being launched by Adolescent Health Project and the Women’s Fund of Omaha in hopes of combating the city’s high STD rates. While it’s probably fair to assume not many people would want to wear a dress made of condoms to their prom, the colorful designs are still a great way to promote safe sex on what is famously the horniest night of the year for young people.
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WoodRocket.com recently made a video asking adult film actresses what they look for in a dick. And even though these desirable women are dick-experts, their answers range as much as the porn stars themselves. Here’s what they said (check out the video below). Many viewers assume a massive pornstar dick size is standard in the industry, but the real preferences of these performers might surprise you. Knowing the typical average pornstar penis size helps bridge the gap between cinematic fantasy and physical reality.
Porn Star Penis Size Preferences of Top Performers
To answer the question “what’s your ideal penis size,” porn star Kayla-Jane Danger said, “I have one. At home.” Arabelle Raphael said, “I’ve met wonderful cocks in all different varieties.” Some ladies liked them “large and in charge,” anywhere from 7 to 10 inches. But Shyla Jennings doesn’t need a giant schlong: “They don’t have to be super big, if a man knows how to use his junk.” Sheridian Love just needs a dick “big enough to fit between my tits but still pop out over the top.” Most of the ladies liked an average-sized dick (5.16 inches, according to a study last year), and didn’t love “porn dick,” which can leave them walking funny for a few days. Some porn stars cared more about girth than length—as Jeze Belle put it, “Chode. Like a soup can.” But really it all comes down to what the dick is being used for: “My butt’s gonna like something different than my pussy that’s gonna like something different than my mouth.” Well put!
To break down these preferences further, we can look at how specific stars view the ideal penis size and compare real pornstar penis sizes against common perceptions. Here is the direct breakdown of their feedback:
Kayla-Jane Danger – Prefers her partner’s size at home, emphasizing that personal intimacy and technical chemistry outvalue standard industry measurements.
Arabelle Raphael – Appreciates wide physical variety, explaining that pleasure is highly adaptable across different dimensions, contours, and physical textures.
Shyla Jennings – Prioritizes angles and technique, noting that a partner who knows how to position his hips can easily satisfy a partner without relying on a large porn star dick size.
Sheridian Love – Prefers a length suited for chest-intercourse, requiring enough extension to pop over the top of her breasts during a chest compression session.
Jeze Belle – Prioritizes width and fullness, explicitly favoring a chode-like shape for the deep internal stretch and vaginal wall friction it creates.
The Science of Average Porn Star Penis Size vs. Civilian Reality
While the average penis size in porn is frequently showcased as being upwards of 7 or 8 inches, scientific data reveals a different story for everyday men. A highly cited meta-analysis conducted by Dr. David Veale and published in BJU International (2015) reviewed measurements from over 15,000 men globally. The study determined that the average erect penis length is actually 5.16 inches (13.12 cm) with an average erect girth of 4.59 inches (11.66 cm). This aligns closely with the preferences of most adult film actresses who explicitly stated they prefer comfortable, everyday proportions over exhausting industry shapes.
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Check out WoodRocket’s video about the ideal dick on Huffington Post and watch the video below:
XHamster.com has banned all computers from North Carolina from watching porn on their site, users will only find a black screen.
XHamster will continue to block viewers in North Carolina until they repeal House Bill 2, commonly referred to as the Bathroom Law passed on March 23rd that blocks cities and local governments from passing anti-discrimination measures that could protect gay and transgender people.
Mike Kulich an XHamster.com spokesman, says: “We have spent the last 50 years fighting for equality for everyone and these laws are discriminatory which XHamster.com does not tolerate,” he said in an official statement sent to The Huffington Post. “Judging by the stats of what you North Carolinians watch, we feel this punishment is a severe one. We will not standby and pump revenue into a system that promotes this type of garbage. We respect all sexualities and embrace them…: Kulich continued to say, “Back in March, we had 400,000 hits for the term ‘Transsexual’ from North Carolina alone,” he said. “People from that state searched ‘Gay’ 319,907 times,” he added.
This paints a pretty good picture that North Carolinians are much more open minded than this law would indicate and XHamster joins an ever growing list of companies and artists who have voiced their frustrations with this new law.
We’d be willing to bet that probably every couples‘ worst fear when they break out the handcuffs for some fetish-play is losing the key. But, as it turns out, it could actually be much worse—imagine losing the key, needing to call the cops for help, and then getting arrested and put in actual, non-kinky handcuffs! That’s exactly what happened to one poor kinkster.
According to police, an Arkansas man’s fun night of using sex-cuffs ended in the pair being replaced by another used for the man’s arrest. The man needed to call the cops to remove a pair of handcuffs he’d been using with his wife the night before while “doing some ‘kinky’ things,” the official report stated. But when the police officer did a routine search of the man in the police database, an outstanding warrant for his arrest came up. And so the handcuffs went back on, but this time the experience was probably a lot less thrilling. Even the arresting officer felt sympathy for the man: “I sort of wish the guy had invested in an extra handcuff key,” he said.
While Valentine’s Day might be over, there’s no reason you still can’t get your belated kink on! Any time is a good time for sex toys, whether you’re looking for ways to spice things up in the bedroom or something a bit more edgy. Here are some of the most outrageous sex toys to put your next fuck-fest truly over the top.
TAZapper
This sex toy gives off a 9-volt jolt depending on which body part it touches. It’s sure to make your sex life that much more electrifying!
X2 Orgasmatron
“The manufacturer claims the vibrator uses basic physics to ensure the buzzing not only hits the tip of the clitoris but also nerve endings inside the body,” reports the Huffington Post.
Sasha Grey Deep Throat Pocket Pal
This is probably the closest you’ll come to getting head from porn star Sasha Grey. The sex toy creates a natural suction effect and is “molded directly from her pouty lips and tongue.”
My Diletto
This is basically a rowing machine with a dildo attached, so you can work out while getting off!
Fetish Fantasy Web Restraint
Who wouldn’t want to turn their bed into a “fantasy bondage sex web of seduction”? With this, you can be like a captive insect caught in a spider’s web, with your hands and feet completely restrained.
The Face Fuck
For those advanced kinksters who want to add something new to their BDSM sessions, this is a mouth gag AND a dildo!
G-Spot Touch Finger Vibe
This sex toy turns your middle finger into a vibrator, and its enlarged size makes it easy to hit that oh so magical G-Spot.
Auto Banger
Picture a nailgun with a dildo attached—it’s perfect for getting screwed!
SlapHappy
This amazing device bills itself as the “Swiss Army Knife of Sex Toys,” and for good reason: it can contort into several different shapes to get you off in various sexual positions.
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