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6 Nerdy Sex Toys

We’ve got just the thing to fulfill every Sci-Fi and Fantasy nerd’s hottest dreams: nerdy sex toys! Whether you’re a fan of Game Of Thrones or Star Wars, there’s a sex toy out there just waiting for you to unlock its magic. Here are 6 cleverly-shaped sex toys to make your nerdy fantasies a reality.

Game of Moans Long ShaftEver wanted a piece of John Snow’s famous sword (wink wink)? Now you literally can, with this dildo aptly named “longshaft.”
Unicorn Horn DildoHarness the power of your (ahem) inner unicorn with these fun, colorful sex toys! According to Geeky Sex Toys, “this legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms.”
Bad DragonThis naughty dragon has an extra “tongue” to stimulate either the clit or prostrate. It’s also perfect for both vaginal and anal play.
Darth VibratorThis powerful wand will take your orgasm to the dark side. The force is strong with this sex toy!
Möan-lnir
“Thor’s powerful hammer, Mjolnir, now comes in a cleverly-designed dildo version: Möan-lnir. Don’t worry, it’s not the hammer-head you’re supposed to put into your body, but the 7-inch-long, hard silicon handle,” reports Refinery29. Hot!
CumoraIf you’ve been lusting after Guardian of the Galaxy’s sexy Gamora, now you can fulfill your dirtiest fantasies with this silicone fleshlight!

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Check out more nerdy sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/nerdy-sex-toys-for-geeks#slide-15

Royal Fanatics Can Now Buy Royal Wedding-Themed Sex Toys

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If you are very excited about the upcoming royal wedding, you can start celebrating right now—with limited-edition royal wedding-themed sex toys. Online adult toy retailers Lovehoney—who were actually honored with the Queen’s Award for Enterprise at Buckingham Palace—are selling the mini vibrators for $14. The Royal Wedding Vibrating Love Ring is available in gold, and a Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring is on sale in silver.

The director of Lovehoney explained that since “Harry and Meghan are the sexiest thing to happen to the royals in years” it would be fun “to produce two very different kinds of ring in gold and silver for the most passionate royalists.” The popular couples’ toys include a cock ring to “slip onto his Prince Charming,” and a vibrating finger ring for clit stimulation. “They will help couples all over the world to celebrate the Windsor Castle wedding with a bang.”

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Check out more about royal wedding-themed sex toys: https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/royal-fanatics-can-now-buy-royal-wedding-themed-sex-toys/

Stormy Daniels Makes Triumphant, Post-Trump Return To Porn

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We’ve got good news for Stormy Daniels fans: the adult film actress has returned to work. Since being in the national spotlight for her scandalous alleged affair with Donald Trump, she’s now starring in her first X-rated scene. According to Brazzers, it involves a hot XXX fantasy with a “mystery man.”

Brazzers explains, “Stormy Daniels is trying to write something dirty, but she’s having a hard time getting inspired. The memory of a mystery man is all it takes to get her creative juices flowing.” Since the video was uploaded a few days ago, it’s already received over 160,000 views—blowing the X-rated competition out of the water this week. In the very NSFW trailer, Daniels is seen masturbating in the shower and while driving in a car, and getting fucked in a variety of ways by the sexy mystery man.

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels return to porn: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/stormy-daniels-stormys-secret/

Be A Hero In The Bedroom With These ‘Avengers’ Sex Toys

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As if the new Avengers movie wasn’t thrilling enough, now fans have something even more exciting to look forward to. An Australian sex toy company called Geeky Sex Toys is debuting a new line of Avengers-themed adult novelties in anticipation of Avengers: Infinity War. The company tweeted this teaser: “The time has come!! We are very excited to release out new team of superheroes into the hands of all your naughty nerds!!”

Daily Dot reports, “There’s a naughty version of Thor’s trusty hammer mjölnir, a golden ‘Infinity Fist’ toy, and even a replica of what the company thinks the Hulk’s anatomy looks like.” That’s right: giant green dildos, Captain America butt plugs, and so much more for fans to enjoy. Rest assured, these are not gag gifts (which is reflected in the price), but quality, body-safe sex toys for fans who actually want to get off with Thor’s hammer.

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Check out more about Avengers-themed sex toys: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/avengers-sex-toys-marvel/

This Is What It’s Like To Be A Professional Dominatrix

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Kristina Marlen is a dominatrix from Berlin who graciously answered questions about what it’s like to be in her profession. When asked about the weirdest thing to ever happen to her on the job, she answered that once she needed to “marry” a Muslim client because his beliefs didn’t allow him to touch any woman he wasn’t married to. In response to her favorite tool or toy, she said that it would have to be rope: “you see, I’m really very passionate about tying people up.”

Her answer to her favorite part of the job is physical contact, since she loves touching people and fulfilling their needs and desires. She confesses that wearing latex can be the most annoying part of the job because, even though it looks really hot, “putting it on, taking care of it, and sweating like a pig in it are all annoying.” And finally, she says instead of safe-words, she uses “the stoplight system”: “red” for stop, “green” for go!

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Check out more about what it’s like to be a professional dominatrix: https://www.buzzfeed.com/philippjahner/secrets-of-a-dominatrix

Americans Love Having Sex In Risky Places

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When it comes to sex, Americans are up for some risky business. From fucking at the top of the Empire State building to getting frisky in a moving roller coaster or right field in the middle of a baseball game, 69 percent (!) of Americans have admitted to having sex in a place they risked getting caught. In a new study involving 2,000 participants, results varied from downright shocking to just plain gross—a haunted house attraction, the NYC subway and in a fast food restaurant’s bathroom were three of the craziest places people have actually fucked.

Americans also confessed to getting it on in a port-o-potty, a dentist’s chair, and even while driving down the highway. The study found that seven in ten (68 percent) have done it in a car, nearly half (48 percent) have gotten lucky in the kitchen and a naughty one in ten (9 percent) have gotten down and dirty in a movie theater. Americans love to fuck outdoors—76 percent, in fact—and 12 percent admitted they’ve had sex in a roommate’s bed. Naughty naughty, America!

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Check out more about all the places Americans have fucked: https://nypost.com/2018/03/29/americans-love-having-sex-in-risky-places/

This 30-Day Sex Position Challenge Will Help Spice Up Your Sex Life

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UK-based sex toy store Anne Summers recently announced a 30-day sex position challenge to help couples “take the time out to rediscover your sex life.” It features wooden human-like mannequins in various sex positions, ranked on a one-to-five scale by level of difficulty. Here are some of the sultry positions (check out the full list, with pictures and tips, below).

Joystick JoyrideThis one has the woman on top, with the man moving her body up and down on his dick—like a joystick! Difficulty level: 3/5.
The ColumnHere you’re fucking from behind, while standing up. Good for leaning against a wall or a tree if you’re feeling frisky outside. Difficulty level: 3/5.
Bucking BroncoThis position has you fucking on a chair while facing each other. Difficulty level: 3/5.
The Inverse DipThis challenging position has the giver on their knees, with the receiver propped up in the air, balancing on their shoulders and neck. Yogic! Difficulty level: 4/5.
The BridgeThe giver makes a bridge with their body, while the receiver straddles them as they balance in position. Difficulty level: 4/5.
Standing 69Just as it sounds, one person stands and holds the other person up and gives them head, while getting head from their partner who’s turned upside down. Difficulty level: 5/5.
The Bow DownThis one requires acrobatic skill: one person does a hand stand, while the other gives them head in mid-air. Difficulty level: 5/5.

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Check out more about the 30-day sex position challenge: https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/a-lingerie-company-released-a-30-day-sex-position-challenge

8 Things Women Do In Movies During Sex That Are Totally Unrealistic

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Have you ever watched a sex scene in a movie and thought it was totally unrealistic? That’s because it probably was! From wearing bras to skipping foreplay entirely, here are 8 things women do in movies during sex that just doesn’t happen in real life.

Require zero foreplay to get things going and have an instant orgasm.It takes a litttttle more effort than that, Hollywood. Just sayin’.
And then have instantaneous penetrative sex without lube.Come on, movies—lube is your friend!
Moan for the ENTIRE time — from the second their partner touches them.Unless you are getting fucked by a superhero/sex-god, you probably won’t cum just by having your knee touched.
Wear a bra before, during, AND after sex.We have just three words in response to this: Free. The. Nipple.
Have an orgasm “by accident” in a restaurant/park/somewhere in public.If only life were like the movies…
Orgasm in slow motion, looking more like they’re in a shampoo commercial.The better the orgasm, the less cute you look.
They never make one embarrassing sound. No queefing or hilarious slapping noises. NOTHING. Really?
Have perfect shower sex where no one awkwardly slips.Slippery while wet, people…

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Check out more things women do in movies during sex that do not happen IRL: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alliehayes/women-sex-in-movies-cliches

Humiliatrix Ceara Lynch Is Here To Degrade You

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Ceara Lynch is a “humuliatrix,” or a dominatrix who specializes in treating men like shit. She says the internet is her dungeon, where instead of beating men into submission, she humiliates them with her words. She orders subs to do a wide range of humiliating tasks, from oinking like a pig to cumming on their own faces to sticking a carrot up their ass.

“Her job is to fulfill these men’s fantasies, be it allowing them to shower her with money or forcing them to draw dicks on their faces,” explains Daily Dot. Subs get off on the tease and denial, as Lynch creates a “virtual fetish fantasy playground” to humiliate them in. The humiliatrix offers private one-on-one cam time ($10 a minute), filming personalized humiliation videos ($200 and up), and answering her “ignore” phone line ($2 a minute). “The only reason I get paid to act like an arrogant bitch is because I learned that there are people out there willing to pay for that,” Lynch explains. “They can’t help it, it’s just their fetish.”

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Check out more about humiliatrix Ceara Lynch: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/humiliatrix-ceara-lynch/

Fart Fetishists Reveal How They Indulge Their Sexual Fantasies

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Fart fetish is another example of how people are turned on by just about everything. Three men recently shared their unique sexual fetish with Vice, detailing their experience with eproctophilia, or getting aroused by flatulence. According to the men, the fetish is different for every person: some like to be farted on by a member of the opposite sex, while for others it has to be a person of the same sex, a preference which doesn’t always follow the person’s sexuality.

Then there are those who prefer to fart on others, although it’s a bit more rare in the eproctophilia community. Some of the men like to watch online videos of sexy women farting, but some like to meet up with other fetishists to enact their dirty fantasies: “We spent 24 hours together, during which we farted in front of each other in various locations like a restaurant, farted on each other’s hands and eventually in each other’s faces.” One of the men is straight, but only likes men’s farts, and has “face-to-butt interactions” with men. Whatever toots your horn!

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Check out more about fart fetishists: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5456059/Meet-men-fart-fetish.html