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Man Leaves Hilarious Review For Sex Toy He Claims ‘Nearly Killed Him’

24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zA man in the UK left an Amazon review for a sex toy that worked “so well” it “almost killed him.” In the review, he explained that he “didn’t have high hopes” for the toy, as it only cost £25.99. But when he used the clitoral stimulator on his girlfriend, her orgasm was so intense that she kicked him in the jaw and knocked him out – fearing she had killed him.

Nevertheless, the satisfied customer left the product a five star rating, and admitted that it was “a good toy” – but “should be used with riot gear.” The hilarious review was shared on Twitter and quickly racked up 1,000 likes and retweets, with one replying  “Omg that’s brilliant. I’m off to order one now.” The man said, “She turned it onto the first setting and we got going, after about 30 seconds she pressed the toy down and – well I can’t remember the rest.”

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Check out more about a hilarious review on amazon for a “dangerous” sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7869599/Boyfriend-leaves-hilarious-review-claiming-sex-toy-nearly-killed-him.html

Former Boy Meets World Actress Reveals She Makes More Money As A Porn Star

just4pleasureActress Maitland Ward, who found fame on the hit show “Boy Meets World,” says she is now making more money as a porn star than she ever did working for the Disney Channel. She appeared in two seasons on the ABC/Disney Channel show and is now making a career in the adult entertainment industry. She sells online content across various platforms and said on average she earns a five figure salary—including $62,000 during her biggest month.

“So when people say she had to turn to porn I laugh, because this is a good thing and I’m making more now,” she said. “It’s been way easier and I’ve enjoyed it so much more than I’d expected. And I’m good at it. It feels natural to me.” Ms. Ward recently received two nominations at the AVN Awards—commonly known as the “Oscars of Porn”, for Best Three-Way Sex Scene and Best Supporting Actress. They were for her role in “Drive”, an erotic thriller that has a running time of three hours and 29 minutes.

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Check out more about former “Boy Meets World” star turned porn star: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7801051/Former-Boy-Meets-World-actress-Maitland-Ward-reveals-makes-money-porn-star.html

Hotel Guest Outraged To Learn Hotel Was Hosting Orgy

feetA man staying at a Sacramento DoubleTree was not pleased to learn the hotel was hosting a 1,000 person orgy without alerting its guests. The father of four had planned to ring in the New Year with a stay at the hotel—until he discovered that a local swingers club would be hosting what it billed as a massive “sex-abration” for the holiday. “People that are spending good money to stay at the Hilton should be aware of what’s going on under their nose, especially if they have families,” the dad said.

“And, you know, there’s a hot tub there, and there’s crazies in the hot tub,” he added. The swingers club advertised a “multi-bed play area,” sex swings and other X-rated activities. A DoubleTree spokesperson responded in a statement by saying, “As with any large event the utmost care is taken to assure there is no disruption to other guests, including additional security. With that being said we understand if a guest feels they would like to cancel their reservation and will, of course, accommodate them to the best of our ability.”

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Check out more about an outraged hotel guest learning about an orgy: https://nypost.com/2019/12/31/dad-outraged-to-learn-hotel-was-hosting-orgy-right-under-his-nose/

Shameless Couple Caught Having Sex On Bus

2-215A naughty video is making the rounds on the internet showing a UK couple passionately fucking on a public bus. A man in a van caught the salacious strap-bangers “vigorously” going at it on the upper deck of the bus—in full view of passersby. The caught-on-camera tryst depicts a woman blatantly mounting her partner in front of other passengers as the bus travels down the street.

The randy clip of the exhibitionists was posted to social media, which has garnered 60,000 views. The man who took the video hopes that “they’re a couple and not doing it on the sly, because now they’ve gone viral.” At the bus stop: Keep on with the force; Don’t stop ’til you get enough!

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Check out more about a couple fucking on a public bus: https://nypost.com/2019/12/19/shameless-couple-caught-having-sex-on-bus/

‘Uncut Gems’ Star Worked As A Dominatrix

body-1095226_640Julia Fox, who debuted as Adam Sandler’s sexy mistress in the new film “Uncut Gems,” revealed she was a dominatrix in New York. The breakout star of the movie, which is getting Oscar buzz for Adam Sandler, told the Hollywood Reporter she worked in the sex industry “doing S&M stuff.” The actress said: “I heard about another girl who was doing it and that there was no sex or nudity. It was role-playing.”

She also directed a short film about sex trafficking. “She’s incredible and very instinctive,” said Sandler. “I never knew what the heck would happen.” The role has landed her representation at WME and a breakthrough actor nomination at the Gotham Independent Film Awards. What could be more appropriate than a Mistress playing a mistress?

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Check out more about the “Uncut Gems” star working as a dominatrix: https://pagesix.com/2019/12/25/uncut-gems-star-julia-fox-worked-as-a-dominatrix-in-high-school/

Aidy Bryant’s ‘Beautiful, Fat Ass’ Featured On SNL

peachIn a sketch that was tragically cut for time on SNL, Aidy Bryant—feeling empowered by musical guest Lizzo—unleashed her raw sexual power. After all, “she’s not the snack, baby, she’s the whole damn meal.” She also reminds guest host Eddie Murphy, “Bitch, I have my own show on Hulu.”

“I know you love this fat ass, it’s iconic. Even legends go to church,” she sings. “So you need to get to God and you need to thank him for my beautiful, fat ass.” She declares she’s going to “smang” Michael Che, which means she’s going to “sit on your dick so hard that you die.” That’s right: she’s 100 percent, or dare we say 110 percent, that bitch.

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Check out more about Aidy Bryant’s beautiful, fat ass on SNL: https://www.vulture.com/2019/12/snl-lizzo-aidy-bryant-eddie-murphy-ass-sketch-watch

Tried And True Holiday Sex Positions

It's been a cold winter. This Valentine's Day warm things up with NiteFlirt.

We’ve got the perfect way for you to spice up the holidays: the sleigh ride sex position! This position is perfect for lazy and festive days with very little movement required. For the ultimate “Sleigh Ride,” one person lies face-down on the bed with legs straight and hips slightly raised. Their partner lies over them, a little bit like the doggy style.

You could also try the Stuffed Bird sex position, which is perfect for lazy fucking with minimal effort. According to couples, it’s also great with a hangover. To master the Stuffed Bird, one person lies down on their side and while their partner lies behind as the big spoon. We can always get behind festive fucking!

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Check out more about sex positions perfect for the holidays: https://nypost.com/2019/12/25/the-sleigh-ride-sex-position-is-the-perfect-way-to-heat-up-your-christmas/

Nearly Half Of Americans Claim They Had The Best Sex Of Their Life In 2019

white-1822497_640Forty-four percent of people rate 2019 as their best year for sex yet—with 79 percent saying they are happy with their sex lives—according to new research. The poll of 2,000 sexually-active Americans also discovered nearly half (47 percent) say their sex life was better in 2019 than in 2018. This is because Americans were more interested in experimenting, with one in six trying phone sex and another 29 percent using a sex toy for the first time.

Participants were more adventurous with sex: they tried anal sex, handcuffs and blindfolds, and sexting for the first time. One in five had sex in a car for the very first time while another one in six engaged in roleplay. But just because 2019 was a great year for sex doesn’t mean Americans are going to stop experimenting in 2020: 74 percent of those surveyed are hoping to be more sexually adventurous next year.

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Check out more about a survey showing Americans had great sex in 2019: https://nypost.com/2019/12/18/nearly-half-of-americans-claim-they-had-the-best-sex-of-their-life-in-2019/

Brands Are Tweeting X-Rated Comments

1It seems companies are getting in on the meme game where people challenge their followers to name things you can say 1) during sex and 2) while tweeting on behalf of your brand. To Netflix’s tweet “what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?”, Ben & Jerry’s responded with, “Do you wanna take a lick?” Wingstop said, “Bone-in please.”

Pepsi apparently likes it in the butt: “we prefer it in the can.” While Absolut had solid advice for both vodka and fucking—“Slow down, you want it to last”—Instagram got right to the point: “double tap.” Kettle Chips said “you can go elbow deep in me” and Tazo Tea had this helpful tip: “Sometimes it helps to blow on it first.” Of course, Animal Planet requested that followers “send a *good* snake pic.”

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Check out more about brands tweeting X-rated comments: https://www.buzzfeed.com/stephenlaconte/netflix-brands-name-something-you-say-during-sex

Bodybuilder Publicly Proposes To His Sex Doll Girlfriend

Kazakhstan-based actor and bodybuilder Yuri Tolochko is telling the world he recently bought his sex doll girlfriend Margo “cosmetic surgery” — and then proposed to her. He treats the silicone sex doll like a real lady, maintaining an Instagram for her and documenting their romantic adventures. He claims to have gotten her a waitressing job, though he admits she isn’t helpful in the kitchen.

“Margo doesn’t know how to cook,” says Tolochko, but she does, he claims, know how to eat. “[She] loves Georgian cuisine. Her favorite dish is ‘khinkali’ [dumplings],” He explains that all the “public attention” resulted in Margo “developing a complex” which led her to plastic surgery. Despite promoting their relationship as no laughing matter, Tolochko recently accepted an invitation to appear with Margo on the Russian TV show “Comedy Club.”

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Check out more about a bodybuilder publicly proposing to his sex doll girlfriend: https://nypost.com/2019/12/10/bodybuilder-proposes-to-sex-doll-after-getting-it-plastic-surgery/