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Woman Making Handmade Tortillas With A Sex Toy Goes Viral

A woman selling homemade tortillas online got the internet’s attention with her choice of rolling pin. As the post began circulating online, commenters agreed that the purple device on the side of the her workspace was definitely a sex toy. But the woman insisted that the item was actually a “vibrating rolling pin.”

The woman originally shared a picture of her prep area with the purple object, which appears to have “Durex” printed on it, sitting on the side with bits of flour on it. “You been rolling them with a dildo,” a concerned person wrote. The insulted tortilla-maker replied: “Only a uncultured swine would not see that it’s a vibrating rolling pin.” The tweet has been retweeted nearly 200 times and liked over 1000 times.

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Check out more about a woman making tortillas with a sex toy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html

Hotel Offers Free Stays For Couple’s Who Fuck On Valentine’s Day

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A hotel chain is offering a free stay each Valentine’s Day for 18 years to couples who check in this February 14—so long as they welcome a baby nine months later. Hotel Zed, which has properties in Kelowna and Victoria in British Columbia, Canada, is running the quirky promotion, which it calls a “Valentine’s Day Nooner.” The chain says: “Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day was made for getting lucky. So, we are rewarding bedroom-active couples for doing what the hotel room was made for.”

The hotel adds, “To add more heat to the already perfect Valentine’s Day gift, if a couple has a baby nine months after a Nooner check-in, they will get a free stay every Valentine’s Day for the next 18 years at any Hotel Zed location.” Hotel Zed says it welcomes all couples to enjoy the package, regardless of gender expression, gender identity or sexual orientation, adding it “knows the stork can arrive in any number of ways.” We think this gift idea is way better than a box of heart-shaped chocolates!

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Check out more about a hotel offering couples free stays for fucking on V-Day: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-7947359/Hotel-Zed-Canada-reward-couples-freebie-having-sex-Valentines-Day-stay.html

Finally, There’s A Fisting Emoji

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There’s 117 new emojis this year—and some appear to imply quite a bit more than intended. One new emoji called “pinched fingers” has Twitter talking about its true, far naughtier meaning: fisting. “Stop. This is not the Italian hand gestures emoji,” sniped one snarky Twitter user. “This is the fisting emoji.”

“Well the gays have a new fisting emoji…,” added another. “The straight people are so confused.” It’s still unclear how social media might respond to the sexually suggestive emoji—Facebook recently banned the use of the eggplant and peach emojis over their secondary sexual meanings. Alaska may see the most use of the emoji, however, as fisting was found to be the state’s most popular fetish in a recent survey of Google trends search data.

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Check out more about the new “fisting” emoji”: https://nypost.com/2020/01/31/new-pinched-emoji-depicts-extreme-sex-act-twitter-users/

Julianne Hough Moans And Twitches As Practitioner Pulled ‘Energy’ Out Of Her Ass

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There’s an eyebrow-raising video of Julianne Hough writhing and howling as an energy worker worked on her… assets. The Dancing with the Stars personality was there to get “energy” pulled out of her asshole. Yup. She tweeted: “Gonna tell my kids this is ‘The Exorcist‘…I aspire to such flexibility and mind body connection and hope to have similar orgasmic experience at Kinrgy.”

“There’s always a huge dissipation of energy and a feeling of relief, release, freedom,” the energy healer said in the viral video as Hough shrieked and convulsed. He hovered his hand down the length of her spine, resting at her ass before making a pulling motion. A commenter on her post said, “It looks like close to, if not a complete orgasm. I know that there are pressure points around the anus and the very sensitive nerves around the genital area… not particularly related to the act of anal…. those feelings are often described as orgasmic or an intense release of ‘pressure.’”

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Check out more about Julianne Hough moaning with pleasure as energy is pulled out of her ass: https://jezebel.com/a-goop-approved-energy-practioner-pulled-energy-out-of-1841202040

Australia Bushfire-Themed Dildos Go Viral

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Image credit: GeekySexToys.com

One sex toy manufacturer is making dildos for a good cause. After sex workers raised money for Australia’s bushfire by sending nudes in exchange for donations to relief organizations, Geeky Sex Toys decided to get in on the action with an Australia bushfire-themed dildo. The $69 sex toy immediately went viral, with all proceeds going to help bushfire survivors.

“We had already donated a small amount of money personally but after seeing the situation here in Australia continue to worsen, we brainstormed ways to raise a larger amount,” said the CEO of the sex toy company. “We figured, our company Geeky Sex Toys is really good at designing and producing sex toys, so let’s make an Australian themed dildo with all the profits going to charity!” Proof again that sex sells!

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Check out more about Australia bushfire-themed dildos: https://earther.gizmodo.com/dildos-and-nude-fundraising-show-how-the-climate-crisis-1841018547?utm

Man Successfully Cured Of “Orgasm Allergy”

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A 25-year-old man has finally found sexual healing after suffering allergic reactions every time he climaxed for nearly ten years. Doctors diagnosed the man with post-orgasmic illness syndrome (POIS), an ejaculation-induced disorder marked by “nasal congestion, burning eyes, concentration difficulties, irritability, depressed mood, and a flu-like state of generalized malaise.” The unfortunate man’s “anti-climactic” condition made it so he “avoided masturbation, and also attempted to avoid ejaculation when engaging in sex with a partner.”

His allergic symptoms got so bad, he was only experiencing orgasms once every two months. Fortunately, the man was finally able to get his “happy ending” when doctors started injecting him with human chorionic gonadotropin, a hormone that prompts more testosterone production. As a result, he reported that “this was the first time since he was 16 that he could experience orgasm without negative physical or emotional consequences afterwards.”

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Check out more about a man who found treatment for his orgasm allergy: https://nypost.com/2020/01/21/mans-orgasm-allergy-gives-him-debilitating-anxiety-brain-fog/

Man Hospitalized With ‘3-Day Erection’ After Taking Bull Sex Stimulant

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A man didn’t want any bull when it came to fucking—unfortunately, that meant he had an erection that lasted three days. He was hospitalized in Mexico after taking a sexual stimulant “used for breeding bulls.” Sources report that the man took the drugs with the intention of having a “successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years.”

According to the hospital, the man had purchased the pills in Veracruz, Mexico, where farmers used the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. The man underwent emergency surgery but there have been no updates on his health since the procedure. Hopefully the man learned a valuable lesson about being the punchline in a cock and bull story—literally.

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Check out more about a man being hospitalized with a 3-day erection after taking a sexual stimulant intended for bulls:https://nypost.com/2020/01/13/man-hospitalized-with-3-day-erection-after-taking-bull-sex-stimulant/

Suzanne Somers Stays Sexy By Having Twice-Daily Sex

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Suzanne Somers revealed her secret to staying sexy in her 70s: having a lot of sex with her 83-year-old husband. The “Three’s Company” star says, despite the frequent jokes, “no, I’m not into threesomes. I’m monogamous and happily so!” You can say that again—in her new book, she revealed that she injects her man with testosterone every Tuesday, as well as the peptide PT-141, so he can keep up with her “rockin’ libido.”

The smoking hot actress—who recently shared a nude photo of herself on Instagram—claims she stays young by having sex twice a day. She says her new book on aging is meant to help others keep the spark alive: “I want women to know that it ain’t over,” says Somers, “and that the choices you make today will determine how much fun you have going forward.” She’s also helped women in another way—her famous ThighMaster now vibrates!

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Check out more about Suzanne Somers having lots of sex to stay sexy in her 70s: https://nypost.com/2020/01/09/how-suzanne-somers-is-staying-sexy-in-her-70s/

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

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Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced at the bargain price of £58, according to the Guardian.

So what does Gwyneth’s pussy smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent,” a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed.” We wonder if this is another promotion for her new Netflix series—in the advertisement, she stands in a giant vagina.

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Check out more about Goop’s candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

“Ass Maniac” Steals Sex Toy Shaped Like A Woman’s Ass

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An armed robber who held up an adult shop and fled with a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass is facing ten years in jail in Russia. Security footage shows the man fleeing with a “multi-functional” sex toy, priced at £420, which had been displayed in the window. Police found the stolen ass at the man’s apartment.

Footage shows officers taking the rubber sex toy out of a bag on the floor with one saying: “I am uncomfortable even by touching it.” He adds: “Here it is, with a bum.” The police now refer to the man as “ass maniac.” When anal goes wrong…

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Check out more about a man stealing a sex toy shaped like a woman’s ass: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7869331/Robber-stole-420-sex-toy-shaped-like-womans-Russian-adult-store-faces-jail.html