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Actress Learns True Meaning Of ‘Netflix On Chill’ After Embarrassing Tweet

netflixandchillAlexandra Daddario learned the actual meaning of “Netflix and chill” when she confessed on Twitter that she’d been using it to describe her quiet nights at home watching TV. The actress tweeted out a message to her followers asking, “Ok I need to know what Netflix and chill means? Is it not literal? I thought it was literal, right?” She added, “I seriously thought Netflix and chill was literal, have been telling friends I spend most nights Netflix and chilling and inviting them to do with me on a regular basis.”

One of her followers explained, “Netflix and chill? means the same as ‘Do you want to come upstairs for a nightcap/coffee?’ It’s code. Because most of us haven’t learned how to just say ‘I’d like to have sex with you. Do you want to have sex with me?”‘ Someone else replied, “We could rename it Hulu and fuck.” While another person shared, “It’s a bit like that scene from True Detective with the handcuffs,” a reference to her character, Lisa, who seduced Woody Harrelson’s Marty in season one of the hit HBO crime drama. That’s just adorable… naive, and adorable!

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Check out more about an actress learning the actual meaning of ‘Netflix and chill’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7793483/Alexandra-Daddario-confesses-just-learned-true-meaning-Netflix-chill-really-means.html

Subway Sex Duo Caught On Camera In Two Fuck Fests

jean_koulevFor one raunchy couple using the New York subway, they took the O-train all the way downtown. According to police, the pair had sex in not one but two subway stations on the same day—and were even caught on camera. During evening rush hour, they put on quite a show for commuters in a bustling Midtown station.

In a graphic, 38-second clip shot from inside a train, the man appears to perform oral sex on his partner, who’s sprawled out on a pile of their clothing on the train platform. The subway sex was the apparent encore for an earlier performance at a different station, when the woman performed oral sex on her partner as he sat on a platform bench in full view of commuters. Investigators released a surveillance photo of the man — though the woman wasn’t caught clearly on camera — and are looking to slap cuffs on the randy duo.

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Check out more about a couple who fucked in New York subway stations: https://nypost.com/2019/12/03/subway-sex-duo-caught-on-video-in-second-subterranean-romp/

Jason Derulo Offered $500K To Do Porn After ‘Anaconda’ Post

measurement-1476913_640It seems Jason Derulo’s huge dick has now caught the attention of porn producers. After the star’s “anaconda” bulge post went viral, he was offered $500k to appear in porn. “Imma need a wayyyy bigger bag than that,” wrote the singer, indicating the half-a-million simply isn’t enough to get down and dirty on-camera.

TMZ reported porn site CamSoda offered Derulo the deal after Instagram removed the racy pic of him in a tight spandex bathing suit, saying he would only need to commit for six months and wouldn’t have to go completely nude. In response, Derulo posted a photoshopped version of the photo with a footlong Subway sandwich where his prominent bulge once was. We don’t know about you, but we’re hungry for some (Derulo) salami!

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Check out more about Jason Derulo being offered $500k to do porn: https://pagesix.com/2019/12/06/jason-derulo-responds-to-reported-500k-offer-to-do-porn-after-anaconda-post/?_ga=2.11643762.770670072.1575860346-654912625.1556249361

Elite Sex Club Throws Masked Orgy For ‘Ultra VIP’ Celebs In Miami

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: purits

Exclusive sex club SNCTM is hosting celebrities for a night of “unrestricted erotic excess” in Miami. A representative said: “It’s a level of opulence and excess that other parties may try to imitate but cannot achieve.” Membership to the elite group costs between $12,000 and $75,000—and the highest level members take part in a blood oath.

SNCTM says: “Our events cultivate a level of comfort where our guests can open up and explore their deepest fantasies. It’s not uncommon that guests will be found writhing in beds of four, five, six beautiful people.” The owner adds, “I can’t speak of the activities they partake in but it encompasses every fantasy you can imagine – often times they surprise even me.” An eight-part series titled Naked SNCTM on Showtime offers a candid look behind the scenes of the club’s Eyes Wide Shut-style events, which mix erotic theater, S&M and masquerade.

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Check out more about the celebrity sex club’s Miami orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7767005/Worlds-elite-sex-club-hosts-VIP-orgy-celebrities.html

The ARIA’s Hashtag Was Hijacked By Hardcore Porn

gaypo0rnWhat was supposed to be a hashtag reserved for the 2019 ARIA Music Awards quickly became hijacked by hardcore porn. It began trending on Twitter when opportunistic porn producers started pushing their own X-rated agenda. The tweets featured explicit videos and imagery, including graphic descriptions of what to expect when people clicked on a link.

The XXX content definitely embarrassed a few music stars as they tweeted out live updates from inside the awards show. “ARIAS cherry popped,” tweeted an unsuspecting musician—while just below the tweet was a sexually explicit advert for a “legal” worker who “adores sexy masturbation.” Sadly for the pornographers, before long the ARIA’s managed to reclaim their hashtag.

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Check out more about the ARIA’s hashtag being overtaken by porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7730215/The-ARIAs-hashtag-hijacked-hardcore-PORN-Twitter.html

Jason Derulo Wants Everyone To Know That His Dick Is Really Big

measurement-1476913_640In case there was any confusion, Jason Derulo wants everyone to know that his dick is really, really big. Recently, Derulo posted a photo of himself on Instagram in a spandex bathing suit that left little to the imagination. In fact, it was the only thing in the photo that could be considered little.

Immediately rumors circulated that the image was photoshopped, but in an interview with TMZ, Derulo made it clear that the dick was all his. “Photoshop?! Photoshop?! Man don’t make me —,” he joked. “Hey, there’s not enough women in this area.” He added: “Just know … us Haitians, we look different.” Even though the picture has since been taken down, Derulo definitely knows how to put rumors to bed—and to make mouths water…

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Check out more about Jason Derulo’s giant dick: https://jezebel.com/jason-derulo-would-like-everyone-to-know-that-his-dick-1840039081

British Cops Broke Bathroom Stall Having Sex On Hurricane Rescue Mission

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zTwo naughty cops are in big trouble after getting frisky on duty. According to an investigation, the two officers got it on in a bathroom stall on a hurricane rescue mission to the British Virgin Islands. The investigation heard that officers were said to have damaged the door during the vigorous fuck fest.

The claims were made that the “gold commander” of a contingent of UK police officers was sent to the British Virgin Islands to assist with the response to 2017’s Hurricane Irma. The investigation found that the officer’s “very serious breach of behavior” amounted to gross misconduct. When good cops go bad…

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Check out more about two British cops breaking a bathroom stall while having sex on a rescue mission: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7709885/Police-officers-broke-toilet-having-sex-hurricane-rescue-mission-British-Virgin-Islands.html

Julie Andrews Discusses Watching Husband’s Orgy Scene On Ellen DeGeneres

feetJulie Andrews gets X-rated in her new memoir, recalling the time she watched her husband direct a massive orgy for a movie. She reminisces about the time her husband Blake Edwards called her to the studio simply to watch a wild sex scene. “He said, ‘Julie, you’ve just gotta come on over here, it’s an unbelievable sight.’ So I went dashing over,” Andrews recalled during an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”.

“What Blake had done was hire an awful lot of people who really are very at ease doing orgy films, I guess,” she added of her late husband. Andrews was not part of the scene but did spot her co-star at the time, Dudley Moore, in the nude smack dab in the middle of other naked bodies. “Blake put him between two enormously statuesque ladies and so he was completely naked and these two ladies were naked, but their bums were up here and little Dudley‘s was down there,” she said. Julie Andrews: from “Mary Poppins” and “The Sound of Music” to naughty voyeur!

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Check out more about Julie Andrew’s watching her husband’s orgy scene: https://nypost.com/2019/11/20/julie-andrews-watching-husband-blake-edwards-direct-orgy-scene-was-sweet/

There Was A Wild Sex Toy Featured In ‘Watchmen’

measurement-1476913_640In case you’re just tuning in to Watchmen, the new HBO series that takes after the comic book, we have big news: Dr. Manhattan’s huge dick was featured in the latest episode. Dr. Manhattan’s ex, Silk Spectre, reveals a massive blue dildo modeled after his dick, complete with detachable balls. While the sex toy was not on screen for long, it made a big impact on the internet.

“Ok. That dildo on #watchmen was so big it should’ve been listed in the credits as an extra,” said one fan on Twitter. Another tweet read, “Was Silk Spectre’s dildo an accurate representation of Dr. Manhattan’s junk? If so, GOOD LORD. #Watchmen.” Fans can get a Dr. Manhattan-inspired dildo in real life for $92.

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Check out more about a massive dildo featured on Watchmen: https://mashable.com/article/watchmen-sex-toy/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Of ‘The Great British Bake Off’

peachFinally, there’s an X-rated version of “The Great British Bake Off.” The porn parody, called “The Great British Bonk Off,” stars adult performers Rebecca More as Mary Cherry and Ben Dover as Paul Hardywood. In one episode, Mary fondles a female baker as she whisks eggs, while Paul is beneath a competitor’s apron during the famous “showstopper” finale.

In a promotional ad for the film, Rebecca More holds a cake in one hand, with her finger of the other hand in her mouth. The adult company behind the porn parody also features X-rated BBC hit series, including “The Bodyguard,” “Googlebox” and hit ITV show “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”—which are all given alternative sexual titles. The company says, “We often look at what’s happening in the media and draw inspiration,” adding that the XXX videos are “just a bit of fun.”

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Check out more about “The Great British Bonk Off”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7670293/Porn-version-Bake-starring-Mary-Cherry-Paul-Hardywood-hot-water-Channel-4.html