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‘Sims 4’ Announces First-Person Mode, Players Instantly Plot To Fuck

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Players already have naughty plans for the new Sims 4. In a recent Twitch livestream, EA announced that the game would be getting a first-person video mode in The Sims 4—which means it’s time to bone! “Finally I can see my sims fuck in first person,” said a Twitter user who expressed what we were all thinking.

The free update is set to be released soon, but players already have lots of exciting plans in the works. One MILF on Twitter described her quest to use first-person mode: “Ok so the sims 4 is gonna have first person camera soon and honestly it’s made me even more determined to get a new pc so I can put the wicked whims mod in my game.” As another Sims player said, “The future is here folks, and it’s sticky.”

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Check out more about players using Sims 4 first-person mode to do the nasty:https://mashable.com/article/sims-4-first-person-mode/#cSftEQwm2GqV

Kinky Sex Is Much More Common Than You Think: Harvard Study

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SexyvictoriaX01Harvard University’s annual Sex Week invited students to answer questions about how kinky they are now or want to be in the future. The survey was conducted by erotic toy maker CalExotics, and the findings show that Harvard students definitely work hard and play hard. When asked about their attitudes toward fetishes, 22 percent responded “yes please” and 40 percent acknowledged being intrigued.

When asked if they have fetishes or believe that they do, 43 percent said yes. Favorite fetishes were humiliation and power, with forty-six percent engaging in BDSM. And when it comes to sex, 40 percent of the students surveyed have tried anal and 24 percent have engaged in orgies or threesomes. You know what they say about all work and no play…

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Check out more about a Harvard survey showing how common kinky sex is: https://nypost.com/2018/11/15/kinky-sex-is-much-more-common-than-you-think-harvard-study/

Scientists Say Humans Will Be Having Lots Of Sex In Self-Driving Cars

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NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_engagement in the carA new scientific study claims humans will be able to do a whole lot more than just sleep and eat in their self-driving cars. The paper published in the Annals of Tourism Research concludes that the increased time people spend in autonomous vehicles will result in a surge of car sex. With one recent study finding that close to 60 percent of all Americans have had sex in a car, the study’s author argues it’s “not a big leap” to suggest that the practice will only increase.

“That led us to think, besides sleeping, what other things will people do in cars when free from the task of driving?” the author said. He added that the sex industry will also naturally move to self-driving cars: “It’s not impossible or that far-fetched to imagine the red light district on the move.” He also thinks that car manufacturers might start designing their vehicle cabins around sex in the near future.

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Check out more about sex in self-driving cars: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/sex-self-driving-cars/

Dr. Penis Can Increase A Man’s Girth By Two Inches

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http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA New York City plastic surgeon has acquired the name of “Dr. Penis” for his famous penis augmentations. One of the more popular procedures he offers is a non-surgical, girth-enhancing procedure. He uses a series of injections that contain hyaluronic acid, which are found naturally in the body, to augment “what a male patient already has.”

Girth enhancement starts at $5,000 but can go as high as $25,000 depending on how much filler is required—and gives patients a whopping two-inch increase in circumference. “I’ll get on average a 20 percent to 25 percent increase in girth,” Dr. Penis boasts. It doesn’t affect a male‘s fertility, and lasts for about two years.

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Check out more about Dr. Penis: https://nypost.com/video/dr-penis-25k-injections-can-increase-a-mans-girth-by-two-inches/

France Reimbursing Citizens For Condoms

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adult-1822413_640France is showing its support for safe sex by reimbursing for condoms. Having safe sex now means saving French residents money and protecting against STD’s. France’s Minister of Health announced that citizens can be reimbursed for Eden-brand condoms if they have a prescription from a doctor or a midwife.

These French-made condoms are cheaper than name-brand ones and are “the first to be approved for reimbursement by France’s national health authority.” The measure, which was announced shortly before World AIDS Day, is an effort to prevent HIV, AIDS, and other sexually transmitted diseases. The policy sends “a strong signal that it [a condom] is not a sex toy but a real and indispensable prevention tool,” said the maker of Eden condoms.

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Check out more about France reimbursing citizens for condoms: https://nypost.com/2018/11/29/france-reimbursing-citizens-for-condoms-to-help-prevent-stds/

Pornhub Responds To Starbucks Porn Ban With Clever SFW Idea

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img_5939Pornhub is already devising a “backdoor” plan to get around Starbucks recently announced porn ban. The porn mega site has a workaround so you can still get your kicks from caffeine and porn: a “Safe For Work” category. “While we were aware some people’s preference in a sexual partner mimics that of their coffee, we were unaware that people were acting on such impulses when getting their caffeine fix,” said the Pornhub VP in a statement.

“To comply with Starbucks’ new policy, we’ve created an option that allow fans to still enjoy great content to which they are accustomed, but that is appropriate for consumption in public places,” Pornhub’s VP continued. The actual content on the SFW page is just as varied and quirky as everything else you’d find on Pornhub: music videos, video game clips, and a hodgepodge of other stuff. It’s also not yet clear if people will actually be able to access the SFW Pornhub page or if the entire Pornhub URL will be blocked.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s new SFW category: https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-starbucks-porn-filter-sfw/#TowAbOZFLgqr

‘Rhino’ Sex Enhancement Pills Can Cause Prolonged Erections, FDA Warns

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zThe Food and Drug Administration has issued a stiff warning about a black-market male enhancement pill called “Rhino.” The drug, commonly found at gas stations, convenience stores, and on eBay, contains potentially dangerous ingredients, many of which are not listed on the packet. Some of the hidden ingredients are similar to those found in prescription erectile dysfunction pills like Viagra and Cialis.

The FDA said it’s received reports of people who’ve experienced symptoms ranging from severe headaches to extended erections after taking “Rhino” pills. The hidden ingredients are phosphodiesterase type-5 (PDE-5) inhibitors, which could interact with nitrates in prescription drugs used to treat people with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol or heart disease, the FDA warned.“Over the past few years, the FDA has been combating the retail sale of male enhancement drug products that are frequently misrepresented as dietary supplements and that contain hidden and potentially harmful active drug ingredients,” said the FDA’s Center for Drug Evaluation and Research.

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Check out more about the FDA’s warning about male enhancement pills “Rhino”: https://nypost.com/2018/11/28/rhino-sex-enhancement-pill-can-cause-prolonged-erections-fda-warns/

Al Roker Shared A Recipe Called ‘Sweet Potato Poon’

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The subversively smutty people on The Today Show had to stifle their giggles when introducing Al Roker’s Thanksgiving recipe for “Sweet Potato Poon.” While the show tried to play it off like just-another-wholesome recipe, the dirty folks of the internet had a lot to say about the supposedly family-friendly dish. As one Twitter user pointed out, “Poon … checks notes from 80s-90s…. nope doesn’t check out uncle al just wanted to say poon on network television.”

The “poon” seemed to whet a lot of people’s appetites: “Mmmm-mmm! Can’t wait to get my hands and mouth all over that sweet potato poon.” Another tweet said, “[al roker unveiling his mother’s famous apple cider donuts on the today show] they’re called cinnamon boyholes.” But this is what we’re wondering: “Isn’t Sweet Potato Poon what leads to Truffle Butter?”

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Check out more about the internet’s dirty jokes about Al Roker’s ‘Sweet Potato Poon’: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/krystieyandoli/al-rokers-sweet-potato-poon

Pastor Is Melting Purity Rings Into A Golden Pussy Sculpture

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naked beautiful bodyA progressive Christian author and theologian has a great idea for what to do with “purity” rings: burn them! The pastor issued a call on Twitter for people to send her those rings so she can melt them down and recast them as a “golden vagina.” She sees it as a powerful way to turn a symbol used to shame women and their bodies into something beautiful and liberating.

The pastor is the founder of Denver’s “House for All Sinners and Saints,” a progressive, queer-inclusive Lutheran congregation. She pushes back against religious notions of controlling women’s bodies and sexuality. In exchange for the purity rings, the pastor sends a silicone “impurity” ring and a “Certificate of Impurity.”

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Check out more about a pastor recasting purity rings into a giant pussy sculpture: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nadia-bolz-weber-purity-ring-vagina-sculpture_us_5bfdac5ee4b0a46950dce000

Minister Champions Sex Benefits Of Cycling

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hotgirlbikeSometimes good advice comes in the unlikeliest places—like when a minister gives sex tips, for example. It’s true: a minister in the UK is championing the sex benefits that come from regularly riding a bicycle. He points to a Harvard study which shows men who cycle have the sexual prowess of those five years younger.

He tweeted, “Harvard argues men aged over 50 who cycle for at least three hours a week have a 30% lower risk of impotence.” He also spoke before parliament, saying “It’s better for your sex life … yes, much better for your sex life.” As the minister says, “this is something that should be deeply encouraged.” Preach!

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Check out more about the minister preaching the sex benefits of cycling: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-6411127/Minister-champions-sex-life-benefits-cycling.html