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There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

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If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you can get Victory Royales interspersed with gratuitous pussy shots.

The parody opens with a silly take on Twitch streamers, and we meet the star PussySparkles as she jumps into the game. From there, we see characters being pushed in shopping carts while wielding guns with dildos attached to the end. Obviously, Ramirez gets her own coveted “Dick-tory Royale” in the end. Wood Rocket and Pornhub are behind the raunchy porn parody, which you can currently stream for free on either site.

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Check out more about the Fortnite Porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fortnut-porn-parody-fortnite/

GOP Candidate Posted Bigfoot Erotica On Instagram

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9741737763_d422cd07c8_zThere’s one topic that is very important to Virginia Republican candidate Denver Riggleman: Bigfoot erotica. The local politician has recently been called out by his Democratic opponent for posting a very NSFW image of Bigfoot—specifically, his big dick. “Riggleman had already attracted some attention for a now-deleted Facebook page promoting a book called The Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him, and Cockburn’s tweets just brought it to a wider audience,” reports Daily Dot.

His opponent tweeted: “My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill.” Of course, the internet has responded to this strange occurrence (not unlike Bigfoot sightings). Everyone’s favorite erotica writer, Chuck Tingle, even weighed in on the scandal: “please understand thinking bigfoot is handsome is NORMAL. WE ALL GET HARD AROUND BIGFOOT.” Hopefully, this pressing issue makes it on live TV during the debates.

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Check out more about a GOP candidate posting Bigfoot erotica: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/bigfoot-erotica-denver-riggleman/

Night Owls Are More Relaxed About Casual Sex

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white-1822497_640It seems night owls might be more open to, ahem, evening activities—especially casual ones. Night owls, who naturally prefer to wake up later and stay up longer, tend to have more relaxed attitudes towards casual sex, a new study finds. The study looked at the different behaviors of night owls and “larks” in terms of their willingness to engage in uncommitted sex.

According to the study, larks, who are early to bed and early to rise, are likely to be more conservative sexually. But night owls are more open towards casual encounters and are more likely to fantasize about strangers. However, when it came to their actual behavior, only the female nightowls actually had more one-night stands (than female larks); male nightowls did not.

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Check out more about a study that shows night owls are more open to casual sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6005317/Night-owls-stay-longer-relaxed-casual-sex.html

Women Trying For A Baby More Sexually Adventurous, Survey Finds

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Image Source: InstagramHere’s some good news for folks trying to grow their family: women are more sexually adventurous when trying to get pregnant. Half will fuck more often, and a fifth change positions more frequently. Experts believe women are more willing to try new things in the bedroom because they think it’ll help their chances of conceiving.

According to a survey that asked 1,000 women about spicing up sex when trying to have a baby, three-quarters said they changed their lifestyle or sexual behavior when trying to conceive.“The key is that they are still having regular sex and they are enjoying it, rather than seeing it as a chore,” an expert explains. Researchers say that the most important thing for couples to remember is: “Relax, stay positive, and enjoy all of the sex.”

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Check out more about women having more adventurous sex when trying to conceive: https://nypost.com/2018/07/31/women-trying-for-a-baby-more-sexually-adventurous-survey/

Helen Mirren Uses Porcelain Dildo As Catherine The Great

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History’s kinkiest Royal will be played by none other than Helen Mirren in the new Catherine the Great TV drama. Mirren will reportedly use a porcelain sex toy, said to be modeled on one of Queen Catherine’s many lovers. The drama’s producers said, “It will be a tough call deciding what sexy antics to leave out. At the very least they’ll have to show how she bedded a long line of nubile younger men.”

Legend has it that she would ask another woman to “test drive” lovers to ensure they had the stamina to satisfy her. “Catherine was the Grand Ruler of Russia from 1762 until her death in 1792 at the age of 67, and following the assassination of husband Emperor Peter III in 1762 she was rumoured to have had a string of male lovers and children through illicit affairs,” reports NY Post. The porcelain sex toy was something she had created for the rare occasions she couldn’t get instant access to the real thing.

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Check out more about Helen Mirren playing Catherine the Great: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6026275/Helen-Mirren-handle-porcelain-sex-toy-plays-racy-Russian-monarch-Catherine-Great.html

Suburban Moms Reveal The Scandalous Places They’ve Had Sex

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white-1822497_640It seems moms in the suburbs are enjoying very frisky sex lives. A new sex survey reveals how much they fuck—and even all the naughty places they’ve fucked. About 80 per cent reported having sex at least once a month and 44 per cent have sex at least once a week.

The soccer moms are also plenty adventurous when it comes to the sex they’re having: one woman said she’s fucked “In the car parked outside random houses on the way back from dinner.” Other respondents said they’ve had sex on the in-laws’ dining room table, golf courses, and at the Opera House. One MILF recalled, “On the boardroom table at the law firm I worked at! My partner also gave me oral sex while I was working in my office with the door closed one evening while there were still people there.” Naughty, naughty moms!

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Check out more about all the places suburban moms have had sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5961405/Suburban-mums-reveal-exactly-sex-theyre-having.html

Porn Star Mia Khalifa’s Breast Got Hit By A Hockey Puck

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Porn star Mia Khalifa got a lot more than she bargained for at the Stanley Cup recently. She got hit on the breast by a hockey puck going 80 mph, which “deflated” her breast implant. “I was sitting behind the glass during a game, and it came shooting over the glass and it caught me so off guard and I had no idea it was coming,” she said.

“They’re really heavy, it’s pure rubber, they go at about 80mph,” she added. “My left breast is slightly deflated now and I will be getting it fixed next year.” Khalifa’s experience wasn’t all bad, however—as a super fan, she boasted, “I got to take it home, it was the single greatest souvenir any hockey fan can get: a game-used puck that comes at you and hits you,” she said. The once top-ranked performer on Pornhub is now a co-host for sports talk show ‘SportsBall.’ Now that’s a true hockey fan!

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Check out more about Mia Khalifa’s breast getting hit at a hockey game: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6005285/Porn-star-Mia-Khalifa-needs-surgery-breast-hit-hockey-puck-deflated.html

Gardener Fed Up With People Having Sex With His Lady Hedge

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A gardener in the UK is not happy about the, ahem, popularity of his “hedge lady.” The sexy hedge sculpture on his lawn has been luring many townspeople—who routinely mount the ornate carving at all hours of the night. The gardener says he’s often woken in the night by the sounds of laughing and rustling, as drunken passersby simulate sex with the “privet lady” he’s cut into his bush.

“I just peered out at about 4:30 in the morning and there was a guy on top of her and going through the motions of having sex with her,” he said. It seems it’s not always men who hump the hedge lady—he’s occasionally witnessed women getting frisky with her, too. That must be one smokin’ hot lawn sculpture!

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Check out more about a gardener fed with people having sex with his lady hedge: https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2018/07/gardener-fed-up-of-people-having-sex-with-his-lady-hedge/

6 ‘Innocent’ Things That Set Off People’s Sexual Awakenings

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13945229459_f7c474edc0_zSometimes, it’s the most unexpected things that gets us hot. Whether it’s a toy or a character from a Disney movie, everyone remembers that one strange thing that turned them on. Here are 6 “innocent” things that accidentally sparked people’s sexual awakenings.

  1. Walmart’s arcade games
    “They had this one game that was a snowmobile that you rode on and raced around a track. Well, the snowmobile seat vibrated. Needless to say, it was my very favorite game.” You’re in the driver’s seat now, baby!
  2. When Captain Hook kidnapped Tiger Lily
    “The scene in Peter Pan where Tiger Lily is kidnapped by Captain Hook to act as bait for Peter undoubtedly sparked my BDSM kink.” They don’t call it a “fantasy” for nothing!
  3. Ralphie Tenelli’s mom on The Magic School Bus
    “I recently rewatched my favorite episode of The Magic School Bus since it went on Netflix. While I was watching, I realized that Ralphie’s mom – Dr. Tennelli – was definitely why I had liked it. This should’ve been an early sign of my bisexuality.” The MILFS of cartoons…
  4. Nik-L-Nips
    “Anyone remember those squeeze Kool-Aid bottles? With the twist-off tops that you had to suck on? Yeah, I became obsessed with sucking because of those.” Yum!
  5. Jasmine and Jafar kissing
    “That scene in Aladdin where Jasmine kisses Jafar. As I was watching it, I suddenly needed to pee.” Who can forget when she lets the silk scarf seductively slide down her body?
  6. Mom’s “back massager”
    “When I discovered my mom’s back massager felt really good if you sat on it.” Yup, it’ll do that!

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Check out more about what innocent things set off people’s sexual awakenings:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/innocent-childhood-things-that-accidentally-sparked-sexual-a

Sheriff Joe Tricked Into Saying He’d Let Trump Give Him A Blowjob

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24503004315_94fb07d7e3_zSacha Baron Cohen has hoodwinked another conservative celebrity into saying something completely inappropriate. This time, it’s “America’s toughest sheriff” Joe Arpaio saying he would let Trump give him a blowjob. Cohen, playing the part of a Finnish YouTube star, asked: “If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, ‘Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob,’ would you say yes?”

“I may have to say yes,” Arpaio said. Trump pardoned the former Arizona sheriff after he was convicted of criminal contempt for ignoring a court order to stop detaining people based on race. Later in the interview, Cohen asked Arpaio if he knew Trump had had a “golden shower.” Arpaio admitted he became suspicious when the interview questions turned to sex: “I started to get a little angry, a little sad, but I went through it,” he told the Arizona Republic.

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Check out more about Sacha Baron Cohen tricking Sheriff Joe into saying he’d let Trump give him oral sex: https://nypost.com/2018/08/06/sacha-baron-cohen-tricks-sheriff-joe-into-saying-hed-let-trump-perform-oral-sex-on-him/