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Kayne West Reveals His Porn Preferences On Jimmy Kimmel

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Kayne West is as forthright with his porn choices as he is with most other things in his life. Host Jimmy Kimmel asked West if he has a different perspective on women these days as a family man, to which the rapper replied: “Nah, I still look at Pornhub.” When Kimmel asked if he has a favorite porn genre, West was again characteristically forthcoming.

“Black is my favorite category,” he said, adding, “[I watch] a lot of black on white, obviously. [It mirrors] my own reality.” Unfortunately, Yeezy didn’t say whether his wife Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape is in his rotation. But if he ever wants to make his own adult film with Kardashian, the couple reportedly stands to take home a cool $25 million from Vivid Entertainment.

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Check out more about Kayne West revealing his porn preferences on Jimmy Kimmel: https://pagesix.com/2018/08/10/kanye-wests-porn-preferences-reflect-his-actual-sex-life

Cop Fired For Filming Porn With Police Body Cam

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5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zA former Arizona cop was fired for allegedly using a police body cam to film himself having sex. An investigation by the department found a video on a flash drive of him having sex with an unidentified woman in his office. The woman was not a police employee, according to the report.

The flash drive that had the porn was titled “fun times,” and investigators had no problem finding it right on his office computer. The “bad cop” said he had stored the pornography on a flash drive that “had nothing to do with work,” and denied being on duty when he filmed himself. The firing was part of an overall effort by the Arizona police to not “continue this poor behavior.” Naughty, naughty cops!

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Check out more about the cop who got fired for filming porn with his body cam: https://nypost.com/2018/08/15/cop-fired-for-allegedly-filming-office-sex-with-police-body-camera/

Jack in the Box Has a Raunchy New Ad

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sexyemojisJack in the Box is no stranger to racy ads—but its latest one tops itself in raunchiness. The fast food chain’s new commercial for its teriyaki bowls is so laden with sexual innuendoes, it remains “unlisted” on YouTube. The commercial begins with the chain’s mascot, Jack, explaining, “While other burger places serve the same old stuff, I’m the one with the bowls to serve something different.”

His staffers then begin complimenting his bowls, and Jack remarks that one of his co-workers, Dan, also has “some pretty nice bowls.” One female employee says, “Those are some nice bowls,” while another woman says, “Everyone’s going to want to get their hands on Jack’s bowls.” You get the idea. Jack in the Box sure loves to serve up a side of sex with their burgers!

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Check out more about Jack in the Box’s new raunchy ad: https://www.eater.com/pop-culture/2018/8/8/17663850/jack-in-the-box-offensive-bowl-commercial

People Think Everyone Is Having A Lot Of Sex, Survey Says

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white-1822497_640It seems men in the US think women are having a lot of sex, with a lot of people. According to a new survey, men think women aged 18 to 29 have sex nearly four times as much as they actually do. Men guessed that women had sex 23 times in a month, but the actual number was an average of 5 to 6 times.

Women were slightly more accurate, guessing that women had sex an average of 12 times a month — but that was still double the reality. In general, everyone thinks everyone else is having lots of great sex, with lots and lots of people, but that isn’t accurate. Researchers believe these exaggerated perceptions could have to do with the unrealistic depictions of sex people see in porn: “It’s not shocking to me, but what it does tell me is we have a lot more work to do.” Cheers to real sex!

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Check out more about a survey that shows everyone thinks everyone else is fucking all the time: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/how-much-sex-is-normal-women-men

Pornhub Thanks Kanye West With Lifetime Free Membership

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sexyxmaswomanIt’s always nice to know you’re appreciated—especially when gratitude comes in the form of a lifetime of free porn. Outspoken rapper Kayne West recently expressed his love of Pornhub when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel. West admitted that “Blacked” was his favorite category—and of course, Pornhub was listening loud and clear.

The adult entertainment site relayed its appreciation to Kanye for his loyalty over the years, tweeting: “A gift in the form of a free lifetime premium membership. Here’s to you, Ye.” But that’s not all—the CEO of the XXX studio Blacked also expressed his gratitude for the shout out with a similar lifetime porn offer. Obviously, West happily accepted both porn sites’ generous offers.

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Check out more about Pornhub and Blacked offering Kanye West lifetime free memberships: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/kanye-west-pornhub/

Man Arrested After Naked Yoga Session At The Gym

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Langers & MashEveryone knows the best yoga is naked yoga. But apparently not everyone knows that you can be arrested for it in public. A 34-year-old man recently found out the hard way, after he stripped down at Planet Fitness and began exercising in the nude.

“The story we got from witnesses was that the guy walked in, stripped down right there in front, left the clothes and belongings at the front desk, walked back and forth across the gym a couple of times and then settled in over at the yoga mats,” the New Hampshire police captain said. After police found him in a nude “yoga-type position,” he was charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct. “The only comment he made was that he thought it was a judgment-free zone, apparently referencing their slogan,” said the police captain.

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Check out more about a man getting arrested after exercising naked at the gym: https://thegailygrind.com/2018/07/25/man-arrested-naked-yoga-session-planet-fitness-thought-judgment-free-zone/

9 Mind-Blowing(ly Funny) Sex Jokes

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sexinspaceWhen it comes to sex, feisty Twitter users want to make us scream—with laughter, that is. That’s right, the dirty joksters of Twitter are at it again, and this time they’re really bringing the raunchiness. Here are 9 sex jokes that are sure to blow your mind:

  1. “[during sex]
    her: call me names
    me: george.”
    Well, at least you didn’t call her by the wrong name…
  2. “Day 126 with no sex. I’ve lost hearing in my right eye.”
    Not having sex is dangerous, people!
  3. “The strap on the back of crocs is so they stay on during sex.”
    Adventurous!
  4. “[After sex] Sorry I was clapping so much.”
    Bravo, you sex machine, you!
  5. “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Naughty, naughty Mario!
  6. “Shower sex is overrated fuck me in the microwave.”
    Hot!
  7. “[during sex]
    her: i want you to hurt me
    me: your sister’s more successful than you
    her: wait
    me: not a big fan of the new haircut
    her: stop.”
    Kinky!
  8. “casual sex means you get to wear jeans during it.”
    Ummm….
  9. “[gets exhausted after having sex for five minutes] ‘Go on without me.'”
    Not much of a go-get-er, eh?

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Check out more Twitter sex jokes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jamiejones/jokes-about-sex-that-will-have-you-screaming

There’s Now A Popular Robot Porn Comic

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One of the top projects on Kickstarter is a comic about sex robots, aptly called Sex Machine. It’s the fourth volume of the Smut Peddler series, which include erotica with non-human love interests like androids, cyborgs, and monsters. Described as a “woman-made, sex-positive smut anthology,” Sex Machine met its $20,000 goal literally overnight, making it abundantly clear there’s an enthusiastic audience out there for horny androids.

Smut Peddler fills a niche (no pun intended) in the comic world that is usually restricted to fanfiction—that is, weird, imaginative sex comics that cater to female desire. The Sex Machine Kickstarter offers a handful of naughty samples from inside the anthology, advertising print books and digital comics. Get on the scene, Sex Machine!

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Check out more about the new robot porn comic: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/robot-porn-sex-machine-kickstarter/

Couple Seeks Videographer For Wedding-Night Sex Tape

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woman-609252_640One couple wants to document a lot more than just their wedding day. They’ve wisely bought an ad for a videographer to film their wedding-night sex tape. “In an advertisement published on a UK odd jobs site, the bride-to-be offered nearly $3,700 to a film professional willing to work 1 a.m. to 3 a.m. on her wedding night, capturing some X-rated footage,” reports NY Post.

“Both myself and my fiancé believe that your wedding day shouldn’t just be limited to a day and actually your wedding night is just as important,” the ad reads. The post goes on to detail the privacy requirements to ensure the video is for the happy couple’s eyes only, as well as listing some of the key shots that will need to be captured. Though the internet has had many things to say about hiring someone to videotape a sex tape, we think it’s a great way to get some, ahem, bang for your buck on the big day!

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Check out more about a couple looking for a videographer to film their wedding-night sex tape: https://nypost.com/2018/08/01/couple-takes-out-wanted-ad-for-someone-to-film-wedding-night-sex-tape/

Seth Rogan Taught Tom Cruise About Internet Porn

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PinkPussyPaige02It’s hard to remember a time before internet porn. But as it turns out, back in 2006, a not-super-famous Seth Rogan introduced a very-very-famous Tom Cruise to XXX videos online. It was all revealed when Judd Apatow, who worked with Seth that year, gave the details on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

The story goes that Judd, Seth, and Tom Cruise were in a meeting when Seth casually started talking about watching porn online. As Judd explains, “Tom Cruise goes, ‘What!? Wait, you’re saying that there’s adult films on the internet?’” Apparently Tom was shocked, adding, “Wait a second, you’re saying that if I go on the computer, on the world wide web, there are people having sex?” This reminds us all that, yes, there was a time before internet porn—but why bother remembering it?

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Check out more about Seth Rogan introducing Tom Cruise to internet porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/seth-rogan-taught-tom-cruise-about-internet-porn