Women’s Butt Sizes Around The World Revealed

Scientists want to know who has the biggest butts, and they cannot lie. A new batch of data analyzed which women, by nationality and on average, have the juiciest asses. The cheekiest crowned nation is South Africa where ladies are strutting around with 41.73-inch circumference hips.

Argentina followed close behind at 41 inches, then Sweden with 40.94 inches. Greece and Germany also boasted big butts, while the United States’ average female hip size of 40.2 inches did not crack the butt list’s top 10, coming in at 11 instead. “We have learned that hip size can vary significantly depending on factors such as age, ethnicity, and geographical location,” researchers wrote in their not-so-asinine analysis of data from various sources.

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