Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Drinking Tap

A man in Japan likes it wet—literally. The kinkster was arrested for having sex with a drinking water tap in a Japanese park. He admitted to the charge, reportedly saying that he did it “to satisfy his sexual desire.”

After police discovered a picture of him rubbing himself on the tap, they re-arrested him for property damage. The man is not the first to get off on having sex with objects: a man in India shares a bed and has a physical bond with balloons. These fetishists identify as “objectum sexual,” which means they are sexually attracted to lifeless things.

Feeling kinky? Let’s break out the handcuffs!

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