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NEWS: No Funny Business On Linkedin!

These days Linkedin is just as popular as facebook and twitter. Linkedin allows peeps to market themselves, and connect with potential business acquaintances. It seems everyone has an account: consultants, the unemployed, the employed, stay at home moms, aspiring actors, etc. However, Linkedin does prohibit prostitutes from using their services. Hmm…I think that hookers would help the network, they’d definitely all have 500+ connections!

The network recently declared a new privacy policy and user agreement that prevents members from creating “profiles or providing content from promoting escort services or prostitution.” Brothel owner Dennis Hof has a bone to pick with Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman, he feels the new rule is unjust and lacks distinction.

Dennis Hof owns the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Mound House, Nevada where prostitution is legal. Sounds like a lovely establishment. Hof spoke to the Huffington Post and says he finds the policy pretty hypocritical considering it doesn’t effect porn stars, and according to Hof, a high percentage of them do escorting for extra moolah on the side. Hof goes on to state, “The FBI says anyone who takes money for sex is a prostitute.”

Hof has full intentions of grabbing the attention of Linkedin founders Jeff Weiner and Reid Hoffman with his frustrations towards the policy change. “Weiner is a funny name for a guy trying to stop sex,” Hof added. Well played, Hof!

Are You Ready for a Thorough Bottom Blistering?

By Uptown Girl

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Hello boys, this is Sharon. Are you craving a thorough bottom blistering of a spanking? Oh I just know you are! Nothing gets that cock hard like me having you bend over my knee or the bed and having me raise my arm back and swat you over and over. Would you rather I use my bare hand? Maybe the back of a wooden hairbrush handle? The really bad boys of course get the doubled over leather belt. Or perhaps a paddle made just for smacking bad boys across the ass. I think that may be the ticket for you!

I am usually the one administering the spankings, and trust me no one spanks harder than I do, but I am also what they call a switch. So if YOU are feeling dominant, I just may be the one bending over your knee. You’d be surprised just how wet a good spanking from the right man can get me. Would you like me to be your good girl? Bending over and raising my skirt for you? If you are the right Master, I may just do it. And of course I know you will kiss my ass cheeks once you are done, won’t you, Sir?

Call me now for your spanking today, Sharon is waiting…

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NEWS: Why Your First Date Should be Shag Free!

We’ve all heard that ‘going all the way’ on the first date can be detrimental to a potential flourishing relationship, but the majority of people these days have a YOLO mentality. People want to go for the gold straight out of the gates. You know how it goes, awkward dinner, too many drinks, sloppy fast sex! Sounds appetizing right!?

Relationship Expert Dr Wendy Walsh strongly advises against the first night coitus. According to her, having sex on the first date can really fuck things up. I have to agree that the anticipation for the first time mounting can be exciting, and allow for emotional bonding in the meantime. Everyone can vouch that sexual tension that is built up from resisting temptation is almost like foreplay.

Dr. Wendy Walsh offers up 9 solid reasons why you should stay PG during the beginning of a courtship on the Huffington Post.

Intelligent Guidance

By Masturbate With Mary Ellen

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Do you enjoy longer calls? Do you seek an intelligent, understanding woman to talk to as you masturbate? I know some men just seek an understanding woman to talk to, as well as one to masturbate with. I love to listen to your problems and concerns, and once you’ve let all that out, I can drain your balls like no one else!

My voice has a powerful effect on men, go ahead and listen to the voice greeting on my page. It soothes and comforts, and leaves you totally sexually satisfied. I can give you sound and sage advice and listen to you for as long as you need and want me to. I am happy to be your phone sex confidante. I think you need to call Mary Ellen right now.

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NEWS: Humping To Cure a Headache!

If you’re ever had the unfortunate experience of having a migraine you understand how dreadfully painful and frustrating they can be. I experience them from time to time myself and the last thing I want to do is engage in any sort of hanky panky. Migraines can cripple you to a dark bedroom, only to pray that you can get comfortable enough to fall asleep and wake up to zero pain, migraine free.

I’ve heard through the grapevine for years that shaggin’ will alleviate severe headaches and migraines, but I seriously thought it was a valiant effort (lie) from boyfriends to get a pickle tickle. I was wrong!

Cephalalgia, a medical journal dedicated to headache research released some vital information for the headache prone peeps. “There’s a [portion] of patients with migraines, about one-third, who experience relief from a migraine attack by sexual activity,” said study researcher Stefan Evers, a neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany. {Men all over the world rejoicing}

The researchers aren’t quite sure about why this happens, but they theorize that the explosion of endorphins during sex may reduce migraine pain.

Oh how ironic, men will start to use headache as an excuse to fuck, while women have been using them as an excuse for years not to.  Epic backfire, ladies!

“Our Beds Are Crowded”

By Wicked Barbie

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As the noted psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud famously said, “Our beds are crowded,” and indeed they are. What Freud meant is that quite simply, our current sexual interactions are the sum total of past relationships, fantasies, and to some extent, current fetishes or sexual conflicts. I have never been more acutely aware of this than during my time as a Niteflirt Phone Sex Mistress. When a new submissive calls me, and a connection is made, that is I take him on as my submissive, and he chooses me as his dominatrix, I am not only dealing with the submissive and his or her fetishes; rather, I am dealing with the psychosexual layers of his past mistresses. It is akin to a sexual archeological dig, and one must be careful when dealing with cherished relics of the past.

It has been my experience that a past Mistress may have been a positive experience for the submissive who has now made his way to me, or perhaps she has left some emotional debris that must be dealt with in order to move on in the sub’s sexual odyssey. Whatever the case may be, regardless of her impact, she is to some extent a component of the relationship I am now establishing with the submissive, and when dealing with a submissive who has been engaged in a fetish lifestyle for a number of years, we are dealing with a bed that is overflowing with people!

It is interesting how we are in some sense all interconnected, though in actuality, our paths may never cross. As I am a fairly new dominatrix, I would submit that I not only learn about this lifestyle via the submissive callers I have had the pleasure of knowing, but also from what their Mistresses have taught them. I in turn, use what I have learned in conjunction with my own methodology, and the process of sharing information carries on in a continuum of sorts.

In any case, I would submit that Freud was correct; “Our beds are Crowded,” but do give me a call.  There’s always room for one more.

-Ze Wicked Barbie

NEWS: The man with the largest penis is a lyrical genius!

The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster.  The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16th.  Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!

Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!

NEWS: New App for Your Homemade Porn Vids!

At last, a phone app that guarantees your DIY porn videos are safe and secure on your phone! The IntiMate app promises to protect your R rated films so there is no chance of anyone finding them on your phone.  No one wants a friend or family member to come across Friday night’s flick, ‘69ining in the dining room.’

IntiMate states that only members involved will have access to passwords and if one person deletes the video, it’s permanently trashed. The app uses your location to ensure no one within your area can view these at home money shots, but for you exhibitionists out there feel free to share your X rated movie with strangers. From what I read you can even let people vote on your flick, clearly a real aspiring filmmaker would want feedback.

IntiMate is hoping for a debut soon, but the jury is still out on if this will actually get the green light for release. I’m tickled pink to try this out!!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part III)

Our Dirty Thirty Lady Brings Up The Caboose.

Today we reveal what our 30-year-old women had to say when it comes to sex, relationships, and intimacy. After reading all 3 surveys, it’s obvious to see that as women age things become less complicated, in modern terms, we acquire a YOLO attitude. Whether it’s about what we expect from men (in and out the bedroom), how we feel about ourselves, or what we’re open to, we let go a bit. All ladies answered honestly, and the common denominator is that at the end of the day all of these women want a committed partner, and it doesn’t have to be in the traditional fairytale fashion.

Age:
31.

 

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
3.

Astrological Sign:
VIRGO.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
I think its always fun to know your partners sign and read their horoscopes, compatibility but it doesn’t effect my final decision if it’s someone who I think I’m compatible with.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
Hmm, I thought I was in love at 17 yrs old.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aquarius.

What did/do love about sex with him?
His large penis, LOL!

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest.  Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man who is motivated and loyal. I think it’s important to have the same values and motivations in life. I feel that your significant other’s relationship with their family is important and what they have to say about their ex says a lot about them. I’m looking for someone who is striving to better himself on a personal and professional level – not becoming stagnant. I’m looking for someone that can hang with my friends and feel comfortable around my family.  I’m looking for a guy who is physically fit and who enjoys sports. A man’s man!

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
When guys make noises – grunting, etc. When a guy is shy.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
It depends on how many drinks I’ve had.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I feel like I’m fairly open.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
Feeling more comfortable with my body.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Sometimes this type of sex is the best kind (I think this depends on where you are in your life and what you are looking for and what you have time for) and yes, I have had this type of relationship, and it worked.

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Almost every guy I have dated has cheated on me.   I would like to think that there are guys that can keep their dicks in their pants but sometimes I question if men aren’t meant to monogamous. I think to ease my fears they just need to prove through actions cheating is not on their agenda. Actions always speak louder than words.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes. I feel like my first sexual experiences and relationships were elementary and immature.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
You have to be cautious and keep your guard up until you feel you can really trust someone. When you really trust someone and the loyalty is there, the sex has more meaning and can be better than a “one night stand.”

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Spontaneous blow jobs, guys love blow jobs!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
I have and I wasn’t a big fan. I feel like you never know who the real person is on the other end, and that people can make themselves be whatever they want.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long- term relationships with different men with or without kids?
Ideally, I would like to be married someday, maybe with a baby running around. Realistically, I don’t know that will happen. I don’t feel the value of marriage is the same as it used to be. There is too much out there to cause chaos in relationships. The Internet, social medial, even TV. Back in the day a couple actually worked at dating!

Bachelorette Party!

By Kittys Korner Kouch

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Last Thursday my girlfriends and I had a bachelorette party for my friend Jamie. She’s getting married next month and we rented out the local hole in the wall, “Jack & Diane’s”.
Now, we didn’t have a live band, but we did load the jukebox full with dollars!

My bestie Carrie had hired 4 strippers, two guys and two girls, and one of the guys had the most gorgeous milk chocolate skin with locked hair past his ass!  He laid Jamie on the floor and unzipped her pants with his teeth!

The blonde girl stripped Jamie of her bra without even taking her shirt off! So fun! At 11:00 p.m. they opened the bar to the public, because we only rented it till then, and other people started to come in.

There was this one guy wearing a black Harley shirt and tight jeans. He had long dark hair and the bluest eyes ever!  Needless to say I asked him to dance!  Since I am only 5’2″ I barely came up to his shoulders and I was even wearing my knee high boots with the thick 4 inch rubber heels! I swear, his jeans were so tight I could tell what his religion was! OMG! While we were dancing I could feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach!

Now, I am not going to ruin the rest of the night for you! If you want to know what happened after we closed the bar down, you will have to call me!  I look forward to sharing the rest of the events with you!