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7 Things Everyone With a Pussy Should Know About Kegels

sexyyogaLadies, have you been doing your Kegels lately? You know the importance of pelvic floor exercises for keeping your lady parts nice and toned and ready for action, but do you know how to do them correctly? Here are 7 things you need to know about keeping your pussy healthy and strong with Kegels.

  1. Most people do Kegels wrong
    The majority of people squeeze the muscles around their va-jay-jays like the butt and thighs. “To find the right muscles, try to stop your pee midstream next time you go to the bathroom. The muscles you need to do that are the muscles needed to do a Kegel exercise,” says a physical therapist.
  2. Make sure you squeeze and lift your pelvic floor like an elevator
    “Imagine that elevator going up into your body, hold the elevator, and let it go back down.” And remember the “lifting” is what’s important here — many people just push down on their pelvic floor or squeeze, which isn’t effective.
  3. Ask your gynecologist to check out your technique
    Your gyno can easily tell you if you’re using the right muscles. They can also give you pointers, and let you know about the current tone of your pelvic floor.
  4. You can actually see your muscles working if you’re doing them correctly
    “If you want to check out your Kegels in action, you can lay on your back with a mirror between your legs. If you’re doing them correctly, you’ll see what’s called a ‘clitoral nod’ and an ‘anal wink’ — meaning that your clitoris will shift down and your anus will tighten into a smaller shape.”
  5. You can pretty much do them anywhere
    Sitting or lying down, standing up—however you feel comfortable. And since no one will know you’re doing them, you can literally do them anywhere.
  6. You can even do them during sex!
    “Sometimes it can help your Kegel technique to have something solid to squeeze, like a partner’s penis or a toy,” says the physical therapist. “And since the added ~grip~ can be pleasurable for your partner, that’s some A+ multitasking.”
  7. Kegels will improve your sexual pleasure
    Kegels help your lady parts to function better, and with more strength and blood flow to the area, it’s going to enhance sensations during sex.

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Check out more things every lady should know about Kegels: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/youre-squeezing-right-now-arent-you#.yyMknE6aJ4

The Newest Thing in Porn: Egg Videos

sexy_eggsWhat is it about the runny yolk of an egg that is just so undeniably sexual? While you’ve definitely heard of food porn before, these porn-egg videos making the rounds on the internet will make you never look at an egg the same way again. Here are the highlights of the best egg videos that are really just porn (check out the strangely erotic videos below).

  1. Breaking open an over-easy egg is more sexual than sex
    Fork caresses and hits yolk’s spot; yolk’s golden juices run all down the plate. X-rated yolk porn!
  2. Just witness the way the yolk spreads itself open to coat the lobster beneath it
    Things are getting steamy at brunch with this eggs benedict!
  3. Watch in slow motion as this egg leaks its warm yellow juices
    Hypnotic and erotic!
  4. Try to contain yourself as this slice of baguette penetrates a cradled soft-baked egg in a jar
    Um, I think we just went soft—in our pants!
  5. Kimichi fried rice is begging for it
    The explosion of pleasure is too much to take!
  6. Gravy and fries has never been more ready
    Watch that runny yolk slowly drip out all over those messy, greasy fries! Oh baby!
  7. Even vegetables can’t deny the allure of a sensual, soft egg
    Break open that egg and let it run down all those naughty veggies!
  8. And the way the yolk coats your finger as you pierce it will make you blush
    Mmm, finger lickin’ good!

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Check out x-rated egg videos here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/actual-porn#.wmy0Oq6VRA

Oh Joy Sex Toy’s Illustrated, X-Rated Review of the Eva Vibe

evaYou might remember the Eva Vibe. It’s the first ever vibrator that fits snugly between your labia for hands-free solo or couple’s sex. It is adorable, looks like a little pussy beetle, and now, for the first time, has been reviewed! Oh Joy Sex Toy gives you the ins and outs of the Eva in a helpful, graphic comic (check it out below).

While the Eva looks like a cute little lapel pin for your labia, it doesn’t seem like it’d be all that comfortable. The illustrator/reviewer found upon trying out the Eva that it was surprisingly comfortable—which turned out to be not such a great thing. While it’s unobtrusive, “it’s so inconspicuous as to be ineffective on my bits,” she said. Unfortunately, all those good vibrations hit directly above the clit, so you need to push it down with your finger to get the good stuff, thus defeating the purpose of it being “hands-free.” She also had issues with it staying in place. If you’re getting pounded, there’s a good chance for most women that Eva will fly out of your pussy: “This little whirligig kept leaping for freedom any time I moved,” she said. The verdict: Eva’s got loads of potential, but for now, it just doesn’t hit the right spots.

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Check out the x-rated webcomic for Eva the hands-free vibrator here: https://bitchmedia.org/article/oh-joy-sex-toy-eva-vibe

9 Facts About Lube Everyone Should Know

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursLube: everyone uses it. Or if they don’t, they really should. Lube is an essential ingredient to a wet, pleasurable sexual experience for all parties involved. But not all lube is created equal. Here are 9 facts everyone should know.

  1. Water-based lubes are the most common type of lube
    While these are the most popular, probably because they wash off easily, they also dry out quickly, which means you need to reapply during longer fuck-fests.
  2. Silicone-based lubes last longer than water-based
    They also are great in the shower since they don’t blend with water.
  3. Silicone-based lube should not be used with silicone sex toys
    The material in the lube will break down the material in sex toys, which could let bacteria in.
  4. Silicone-based can be hard to remove
    Buyer beware…
  5. Oil-based lubes breaks down the latex in condoms
    That’s why they should mainly be used for handjobs, unprotected sex, and sexual activities requiring, um, bigger equipment, like fisting.
  6. Lube has an expiration date
    Note: once you open it, you should use it within a year.
  7. Keep lube at room temperature and with the bottle closed
    So maybe don’t put it in the fridge?
  8. A well lubricated cock enhances pleasure for both the man and the woman
    Amen to that!
  9. It also helps sex last longer
    And it can help men sustain an erection, especially for those with sexual dysfunction problems.

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Check out more facts about lube everyone should know here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/lube-it-up-lube-it-up#.sr9wxoVBan

Sex Worker of the Year Helps Man With Bionic Penis Lose His Virginity

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotMohammed Abad is a virgin, not because of a lack of willingness or an inability to chat up women, but because he tragically lost his penis in a car accident at the age of six. Recently, at 37-years-old, and after 118 procedures, Abad once again has a dick—an 8-inch bionic one! So now, of course, the man cannot wait to try out, for the first time ever, his impressive new member.

Charlotte Rose, Britain’s Sex Worker of the Year 2013, eagerly volunteered her services for free. “Of all the people he could have done this with, he’s chosen me,” she told The Daily Beast. “It’s an absolute delight.” As an escort, and sexual trainer, Rose specializes in working with older clients and those with disabilities. Rose doesn’t make as much money as other high-end call girls, but she finds the work incredibly fulfilling. The experience with Abad will be her first with a bionic penis, and she couldn’t be more thrilled: “I’ve not seen it yet, but I’m really, really excited and really, really honored.”

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Check out more about the man with the bionic penis losing his virginity: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/12/my-night-with-the-world-s-first-bionic-penis.html

Italian Porn Legend Advocates For Better Sex Ed

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_disneyprincesLegendary porn star Rocco “Italian Stallion” Siffredi, who’s best known as a champion of rough and dirty adult entertainment before it went mainstream, is turning his attention to something a bit more serious than Buttman’s Big Tit Adventure 3: educating kids about sex. The 51-year-old adult entertainer, who James Deen once called his idol, is spearheading a Change.org petition calling for better sex education in his native Italy. Siffredi knows all too well the dangers of young men learning about sex from watching his infamous scene where he fucks a woman in the ass while plunging her head into a toilet and flushing it.

“Pornography should be entertainment, but for lack of alternatives has become a learning tool, especially among young people,” the petition begins. Siffredi made a name for himself when he started doing “rougher stuff.” His business partner explains that Siffredi got popular when “He started to spit on girls. A strong male-dominant thing, with women being pushed to their limit.” Now, he wants to educate young people about the differences between adult entertainment and real-life sex. The petition was launched on Global Orgasm Day, and has already received almost 31,000 signatures. Here’s hoping the “Italian Stallion” can get as many supporters for his important cause as he gets for his head-in-toilet anal-sex scenes!

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Check out more about Rocco “Italian Stallion” Siffredi’s petition for better sex ed here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/29/this-is-the-italian-porn-star-warning-kids-off-porn.html

Virtual Vaginas Are Teaching the Masterful Art of the Female Orgasm

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_vibrator1The makers of the website OMGYes are leading the way to a whole new era of female pleasure, one virtual vagina at a time. They decided that an instructional, interactive website could help close the orgasm gap and get women off just as often as men during sex. The instructional website is basically a huge encyclopedia of clitoral touching based on interviews their research team conducted with over 2,000 women.

Now they are offering their findings on female pleasure to the internet. For a small fee, you can learn techniques like “edging,” “hinting,” “staging,” and “accenting,” each with their own descriptions and videos. OMGYes also has “touchable technology,” which helps members to learn about the female orgasm through interactive images of pussies that can be touched, rubbed, flicked, etc. And as you interact with virtual pussies, a sexy narrator leads you through the techniques, describing in explicit, breathy detail how she likes to be touched. The simulations, based on the interviews and the anatomies of real women, are extremely realistic, if not entirely pornographic. “We’re hoping that it gives people a toolkit of things to discover and explore, and new ways to talk about it all,” said a researcher.

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Check out more about how virtual vaginas are teaching the art of the female orgasm here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/30/can-kinsey-approved-virtual-vaginas-help-close-the-orgasm-gap.html

Comic Shares Dick Pic on Instagram—For 18 Hours

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryAdult Swim star and comedian Eric André proved that Instagram is too wrapped up with policing nip slips to notice dick pics. André put not one but two full-frontal nude pictures of himself up on the site for 18 straight hours before they were finally taken down. These images were not subtle—and if you’re familiar with the comedian, you know subtlety is definitely not his thing—with André’s dick front and center in each photo (you can check out the now doctored pics below).

Instagram has strict rules about nudity on its site, so how was it possible that André’s dick went unnoticed for almost a full day? Many have pointed out that the comedian’s stunt proves the sexist double standard of male and female nudity on the site. While Instagram is hard at work making sure lady pubes and nipples don’t make it into your feed, a guy posts two full-on dick pics to his account and removes them—eventually—before the site can suspend his access. And his account is still active, so we can only assume Instagram probably never even noticed the stunt! So, guys, feel free to go nuts with those dick pics—but watch out, ladies, that “Free the Nipple” campaign hasn’t leveled the (sexist) playing field yet!

In the mood for something scandalous yourself? We are definitely not about subtlety here!

Check out more about Eric André’s dick pics on Instagram here: https://www.gq.com/story/eric-andres-naked-penis-instagram

7 True and Hilarious SEX-Pectations Vs. Reality

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_girls_eatingBuzzfeed’s newest illustrated article shows what sex is like when we’re anticipating it in our minds versus what it’s really like in reality. And probably every person can relate to one scenario or another (the hot but inevitably terrible idea of sex with an ex. Or the frustrating difficulty of what should be steamy shower sex). Here are some of the truest and most hilarious SEX-pectations vs. reality (check out the illustrations below):

  1. Shower Sex
    SEX-pectation: “You’re so hot and wet!”
    Reality: “Ahh! Thought you were the girl from “The Ring” for a sec!”
  2. Your O-Face
    SEX-pectation: Rosy cheeks and wry little smile.
    Reality: Drooling, red-faced, and sweaty.
  3. Food Play
    SEX-pectation: Two perfectly fluffy dollops of whipped cream over the nipples, and one over the pussy. Perfect whipped cream bikini!
    Reality: “Oh god. So sticky. Help.”
  4. Ex Sex
    SEX-pectation: “That was SO wrong but it felt SO right.”
    Reality: “I want to kill myself.” “Me too.”
  5. Taking a Bath Together
    SEX-pectation: Romantic candles; comfortable positions; sensual sex.
    Reality: Stress; water getting all over the floor; where do our limbs go?!
  6. Reverse Cowgirl
    SEX-pectation: “Yee haw!”
    Reality: “Why are your calves so boney!”
  7. How You Look the Morning After
    SEX-pectation: *Angel of the morning
    Reality: “Ahh! Oh, sorry, thought you were the girl from “The Ring” again.”

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Check out more about SEX-pectations vs. reality here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/sexpectation-vs-reality?bffbmain&utm_term=.pm0oAx8k9Q#.hvMKaAD8Jz

Fucking On a Hoverboard is Now a Thing

It was only a matter of time before the increasingly trendy hoverboard would find a way to enter, er, glide into our sex lives. And now, hoversex is an actual thing—complete with a new porn category! That’s right, you can now watch people fuck while on hoverboards. In one video, a man glides around a room on a hoverboard while pumping into the woman who’s effortlessly wrapped around his waist. “She bounces up and down, moaning, while he glides in circles,” Broadly reports.

In a different video, a woman squats on all fours on a hoverboard, gently floating toward a hard cock that glides effortlessly into her mouth. While hoversex is a new phenomenon, it’s already captured many a hoverer’s sexual imagination. One guy pictures a whole new Kama Sutra for hoverboards: “Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. “The guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.” One thing’s for sure, hoversex is only just taking off!

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Check out more about hoversex here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/people-are-having-sex-on-hoverboards