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6 Steamy Stories About Makeup That Stayed On During Crazy-Good Sex

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15929936930_14a78eca47_mLooking to get the most bang for your fuck? Look no further than these sex-endorsed beauty products! Whether you’re facedown on a pillow for hours or giving the best blow job ever without smudging that perfect red lipstick, this is the best sex-proof makeup on the market.

  1. Kylie Lip Kit, perfect lipstick for blow jobs
    “I went over to suck my FWB off. Even after the 30-minute-long blow job that got pretty messy, it was still in place! No need to reapply before I left. No one could tell that I was just sucking the life out of some guy.”
  2. Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade, to help you avoid that awkward postcoital convo about where the hell your eyebrows went
    “I was getting screwed mercilessly by not one, but TWO guys in a session that lasted a little over three hours, spanning several vehicles and rooms of the house on a steamy 76-degree night. And my eyebrows were STILL on fleek!!! My face was getting shoved into pillows, sofa arms, and body parts, and somehow I made it out alive with both eyebrows still intact.” Now that’s a ringing endorsement!
  3. CoverGirl Lash Blast Waterproof Mascara, for when you’re facedown for hours
    “I was facedown moaning into his pillow for probably two hours with this mascara on, and when I sat up to return the favor, not even a nut on the face could make this heavy duty mascara budge.” Shut up and take our money!
  4. Wet N Wild Color Icon Bronzer, to complement your O-face glow
    “I rode that dick all night, and then he fucked my pussy up by eating me out! I had pools of sweat coming off my face, but no makeup!” So that’s why there’s a glow after!
  5. Benefit Cosmetics Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill, great for bukkake
    “My man licked all over my face and came on it and my brows didn’t even smudge.” Better than a good old-fashioned facial!
  6. NYX HD Studio Finishing Powder, won’t betray your midday BDSM proclivities
    “I try to keep my base as light as possible and then set it with the NYX Translucent Setting Powder. That stuff keeps my face on, even through rough sex in the humid summer.” Gotta keep it light when you’re getting rough!

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Check out more sex-endorsed beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/18-sex-proof-beauty-products

Strip Club Claimed Dancers Were Therapists To Skirt $3.1 Million In Taxes

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Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIt’s true exotic dancers perform an important service to their customers, but can anyone call it “therapeutic”? That’s what one Manhattan strip club claimed when trying to finesse their way out of a hefty tax bill. In an attempt to skirt $3.1 million in state taxes, the strip club claimed its dancers were providing therapy to customers, and not just entertainment.

According to the New York Daily news, the owners of the Penthouse Executive Club unsuccessfully argued that they shouldn’t have to pay taxes because its dancers provided services not unlike a massage therapist or a sex therapist. The owners told a state tax tribunal, “what is provided in its clubs is not entertainment, but rather a non-taxable service similar to a therapeutic massage conducted in a sensual manner or personal services provided by a sex therapist.” Unfortunately, the tribunal didn’t agree—but maybe that’s because they don’t frequent enough strip clubs?

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Check out more about the strip club that claimed its dancers were therapists to skirt a tax bill: https://consumerist.com/2017/05/08/strip-club-claimed-dancers-were-therapists-to-skirt-3-1m-in-state-taxes/

5 Secrets Sex Shop Workers Want You To Know

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Let’s face it, sex shop workers have a wealth of knowledge. They’ve seen it all and they’ve heard it all about the latest, kinkiest, best sex toys out of there. Here are 5 secrets they want you to know.

  1. No matter how wacky you think your kink or fetish is, they’ve had folks request it before
    You might think you’re all alone on Planet Kinkster, but there’s nothing sex shop workers haven’t heard before. “We hear, ‘Am I normal for wanting ___?’ all the time, and as long as whatever you’re doing or want to do is between two consenting adults or a solo activity, the answer is absolutely!”
  2. If there’s something new you want to try but don’t know where to start, just ask
    Whether it’s BDSM, a fisting toy, or getting info about anal play, always ask the sexperts.
  3. Be prepared to share
    “We are experts on the products we sell and you are the expert on your body, so together, we can work together to find a product you’ll really love.” Perfect!
  4. They’re not nymphomaniacs and they don’t have after-hour orgies
    While they might know a thing or two about local parties and scenes, the stereotype that all sex shop workers are hyper-sexual is just not true…for everyone.
  5. A lot of shops have classes you can take advantage of
    Think of it like sex ed—that’s actually helpful! They cover pleasure-based sexual education to help you discover what really turns you on.

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Check out more secrets sex shop workers want you to know: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sex-toy-shop-secrets

Porn In 2007 Vs. Porn In 2017

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LetsTalkSexPornhub recently celebrated its 10th birthday, so to mark the occasion it released statistics on how porn has changed in the last decade (spoiler alert: a lot!). It found that the top three categories of all time are Amateur, Gay, and Blowjob, with Amateur remaining a big hit since Pornhub’s launch in 2007. Teen is also a popular category, but MILF has stayed popular longer, reigning supreme as the most searched category from 2012 to 2014.

But in 2015, the Lesbian category rose through the ranks to the top spot and has yet to be out-searched. Other interesting data: back in 2007, the average user would spend a grand total of 13 minutes and 46 seconds watching porn, while in 2017 the average user spends four minutes less time on the site, thanks to broadband internet. The site has also gone from 134 hours of uploaded porn to a whopping 476,000 hours of video. All that porn should make for some good celebrating!

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Check out more about porn in 2007 vs. porn in 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-porn-has-changed-in-the-last-10-years

Why You Sometimes Blurt Out ‘I Love You’ During Sex

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Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMIt often seems “I love yous” tossed out during sex are as meaningless as the empty promise afterward to call the next day. So what is it about getting laid that brings on the seemingly compulsive urge to tell someone we love them just because we happen to be currently fucking them? Science and culture might have the answer.

As a society, we’re conditioned to believe you should only have sex with someone you love, so the pressure to feel an emotional bond with the person you’re fucking is definitely cultural. But it’s also chemical, taking place ten seconds after climax in the human brain. The elation you feel during fucking is the same as the euphoric effects of a drug—a supreme moment of bliss—and just like the high from a drug, you might feel things that aren’t real. Psychologists have also shown that sex is hotter when you say “I love you,” because it increases sexual desire on both sides. Oh, the sexy lies we tell when cresting on a splendid, orgasmic wave!

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Check out more about why you blurt out “I love you” while fucking: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/why-you-sometimes-blurt-out-i-love-you-during-sex

Gummy Bear Sex On ‘Sex Sent Me To The E.R.’

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imagesWho ever thought gummy bears could be dangerous?—or kinky! A not-so-sweet sexual encounter involving melted gummies was recreated on the always exciting TLC series Sex Sent Me To The E.R. The incident began when Michael gave Josi a giant gummy bear, which inspired her to get kinky with the candy. “You know what’d be hot? Let’s eat this gummy off me,” she remembers telling Michael.

So, of course, Michael was in: he tied Josi to the headboard and went downstairs to melt the giant gummy bear in the microwave. Unfortunately, when he started to drizzle the hot gummy goo on Josi’s chest, it didn’t cool like candle wax, and when it started to burn her skin, he tried to help her by licking it off with equally bad results. “Her chest is burning off while my tongue is on fire,” he said. Thankfully, they were okay, and the story has a happy ending: they still have a hot sex life, but “stay away from hot things.”

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Check out more about gummy sex gone wrong: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/10/sex-with-gummi-bears_n_5128267.html

Researchers Explain Why You Giggle Or Sneeze After Orgasm

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_maleorgasmDo you ever laugh, sneeze, or cry after orgasm? If so, it turns out you may be experiencing a phenomenon called the peri-orgasm, or uncontrollable psychological or physical sensations after sex. While “losing control” during climax is definitely a pleasurable aspect of sex, with peri-orgasm, unpleasant flu-like symptoms can occur and last for days.

“It is not clear how common it is, but one small study highlighted by researchers who reported their findings in the Sexual Medicines Review found that ten out of 47 women had such responses,” reports Daily Mail UK. The most common symptom for men is sneezing, but more insidious after-effects can include migraine headaches, panic attacks, and even hallucinations or altered consciousness. Researchers believe such behavior is caused by misfires in the nervous system, when the parasympathetic nervous system sends signals to the wrong places. The report said: ‘The diversity of the phenomena is notable, and they have little in common other than that they all relate to the physiology of orgasm.’ When orgasming goes wrong…

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Check out more about why you sneeze or laugh after sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4502698/Why-partners-giggle-sneeze-sex.html

Amsterdam Mayor Opens Brothel Run By Sex Workers

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Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgIn an attempt to empower sex workers and improve working conditions in the red light district, the mayor of Amsterdam will open a brothel run by the prostitutes themselves. The new brothel occupies 14 “windows” across four buildings in Amsterdam’s red light district, allowing about 40 sex workers to operate out of the premises. “Everything in this project, from the statutes to the decoration of the rooms, is thought out by sex workers,” said one of the sex workers involved. “It is my hope that it will offer pleasant workspaces, where sex workers can be who they are and feel welcome.”

The goal of the initiative is for sex workers to be able to work independently, free to determine their own rental terms and working hours, and to socialize and help each other deal with things like negotiating and unpleasant customers. It’s being dubbed the “municipal brothel” because of the city’s role in the project, but the hope is to “emancipate” sex workers by giving them a chance to “acquire knowledge, experience and a position to develop themselves,” as a person on the initiative explains. According to one male prostitute, “All sex workers working together on a shared, emancipatory goal. That’s something very special.”

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Check out more about Amsterdam’s mayor opening a brothel run by sex workers: https://www.theguardian.com/cities/2017/may/16/amsterdam-mayor-brothel-prostitutes-new-model

‘American Gods’ Set To Feature TV’s ‘Most Pornographic Gay Sex Scene’ Ever

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16342313980_b24b252790_zThe show “American Gods,” based on Neil Gaiman’s 2001 novel, will feature what’s being described as “the hottest and most pornographic gay sex scene” ever seen on mainstream television. It will feature two Muslim dudes, one who plays a spiritual messenger, which will make the scene “supernaturally hot.” The main actor, who committed to going fully nude, said he was all about the scene: “I was like, ‘Awesome!’” he quipped. “I got penis approval.”

The scene is meant to blur the line between sexual and spiritual ecstasy, to explore “what it’s like to take a god inside you.” So far, television critics are drooling over the sex scene—one confessed “it made my palms sweat.” Neil Gaiman said in a Vice interview that he “never imagined” the explicit scene would make it onto television, claiming it’s “the best gay porn I’ve ever watched. You feel like boundaries are being pushed, and that makes me very proud.” It seems this hot gay sex scene is getting everyone very excited!

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Check out more about ‘American Gods’ pornographic gay sex scene: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-gods-gay-sex-scene_us_590cb8ece4b0e7021e9771c9

6 Public Sex Horror Stories

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Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk