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12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

Subway’s Accidental BDSM Tweet

Subway’s been very very naughty on Twitter. The fast-food chain recently posted a tweet that many people believe implied BDSM. “In 2017 we subbed, we loved, and we sub-loved. All in all, pretty good year,” the tweet says.

With the words “sub-love,” people on Twitter immediately picked up on the tweet’s sexual undertones. As one person asked, “how many times do you receive dom jokes per day and do they ever get tiring?” Another person said, “as a subber, thank you so much.” Subway replied to the tweets as if the company had no idea what people were talking about—or else maybe it’s all part of the sub-dom play!

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Check out more about Subway’s accidental BDSM tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/subway-sub-tweet/

‘May The Force Be In You’: The ‘Star Wars’ Gay Porn Parody

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A long time ago in a gaylaxy far, far away…there was a Star Wars gay porn parody! Men.com just released the trailer for their latest XXX film, “May The Force Be In You,” which is definitely as exciting as you’d expect. In the exclusive trailer (watch below), Luke Skywalker (Luke Adams) starts things off with a Stormtrooper gangbang session!

Another out-of-this-world sex scene involves Han Solo (Dennis West) getting fucked by none other than Darth Vader. Director Christian Boushey said, “I have spoken to many gay men who love Star Wars and fantasize over the characters and the stories.” He added, “I think the costumes are part of the appeal, particularly the storm troopers and Darth Vader because of the anonymity factor. I also think that the mentoring relationships between the master and the apprentice have a queer appeal.” May the force be in you!

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Check out more about the Star Wars gay porn parody: https://thegailygrind.com/2015/12/17/star-wars-gay-porn-parody/

Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

There’s Now A ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody

13908526896_b6596f14a8_zAmerica’s forefathers have never been raunchier than in the new porn parody of the hit Broadway musical “Hamilton.” WoodRocket has just released “Hamiltoe,” the sex-enhanced story of one of our nation’s greatest “pounding fathers.” Adult film star Tommy Pistol takes Lin-Manuel Miranda’s place as Alexander Hamiltoe.

The X-rated pornsical takes place in 1769, when our hero Hamiltoe invents the threesome, with the help of the two “Fister Sisters.” Other pounding fathers include Cumas Jefferson, James Madickson, and Aaron Bonerr, who eventually squares off with a very horny Hamilton in a “penis duel.” We guarantee historical musicals have never been more entertaining—or filthy—as Hamiltoe!

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Check out the trailer for “Hamiltoe”: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hamilton-porn-parody_us_5a2ae505e4b073789f698892

Best Outdoor Sex Positions: 6 Fun Ideas Outdoor Sex

Looking for something exhilarating? We’ve got just the thing: outdoor sex. Below are some of the best outdoor sex positions to keep you comfortable, safe, and seriously turned on while you hook up in the great outdoors.

  1. Assisted Missionary (With Pool Floaty)

    Pool floats also make great sex props while getting frisky outside. Placing the float under the receiver’s ass will act as a great cushion and heighten the angle of penetration, which can feel amazing for both partners. This outdoor sex position works especially well in a pool, lake, or backyard with a sturdy inflatable or lounge chair. Just make sure the floaty is stable before things get wild.
  2. Lawn Mower (Standing Doggy-Style)

    In this doggy-style outdoor sex position, the receiver places their hands on the ground so their body is bent upward while the giver enters from behind. The angle can be deep and intense, and it’s perfect on a grassy lawn or soft ground. Before you drop into position, quickly check the area for rocks, sticks, or bugs, and consider laying down a blanket if you’d rather not get grass stains on your knees or hands.
  3. Reverse Cowgirl

    This reverse cowgirl outdoor sex position is ideal if you have a blanket and a soft surface, like sand, grass, or a picnic area. One partner lies on their back while the other straddles them facing away, riding at their own pace. Who doesn’t love sex on the beach, or a cozy blanket under the stars? Use a thick towel or blanket to protect your skin from sand and small rocks, and keep some lube handy if things feel dry.
  4. Tree Pose (Sex Against a Tree)

    A sturdy tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex. You can lean the receiver against the trunk for standing doggy-style, or have one partner wrap a leg around the other’s hip for a closer full-body embrace. This tree-supported outdoor sex position works well on hikes or in secluded parks, but pick a tree with relatively smooth bark and avoid spots where you’re easily visible from trails or campsites.
  5. Fire Hydrant (Discreet Oral Sex)

    This position is great for couples wanting to taste the outdoors. One partner sits on the ground, preferably with a blanket or towel under their butt, and performs oral sex on their standing partner. This is perfect for a discreet outdoor oral sex position on a lawn, in a quiet park, or by the pool. Keep the receiver low to the ground and the standing partner close, so the angle is comfortable and you can shift quickly if someone walks by. A thicker blanket or folded towel under the seated partner makes this much more knee- and butt-friendly.
  6. Picnic Spread

    If you have an outdoor table or a big picnic blanket, you can use it as your “bedroom” in nature. Try seated lap sex on a bench, bent-over positions on the table, or spooning on the blanket with pillows or cushions for extra comfort. Make sure any table or bench you use is stable, and choose a spot that’s away from crowds so you can focus on pleasure instead of worrying about who might walk past.

Comfort Tips for Better Outdoor Sex

Outdoor sex is hottest when the setup feels good, not like a struggle. Choose a spot with soft ground, a little cover, and enough room to twist, grind, and change positions without worrying who might catch the show.

Bring a few simple comfort essentials: a blanket or towel to turn grass or sand into a makeshift bed, and a cushion or rolled-up jacket to lift hips or support knees so you can really lean into the movement. Slip into clothes that are easy to slide aside or peel off. Elastic waistbands, soft fabrics, and fewer fiddly buttons mean you can get access fast when the mood hits.

Once you’re tangled up together, notice how your bodies feel against the ground, the air, and each other. If something’s pinching, scratching, or killing the mood, laugh about it, shift your angle, or move to a slightly different spot. Treat comfort as part of the seduction, adjusting, teasing, and repositioning until you’ve found that sweet spot where every thrust, grind, and touch feels even better out in the open air.

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Standing Sex Positions To Take Your Sex Life To New Heights

Aviva SinayThere are few things hotter than standing up while you’re getting down. Whether you’re in the shower or just can’t wait to get to the bedroom, these standing sex positions will definitely add flavor to your repertoire. Here are some of the best ones to take your sex life to new heights.

  1. Three-legged
    Having sex up against the wall is already super fun, but this position has the added bonus of taking some of the difficulty out of standing sex. Stand facing your partner, lift one leg and wrap it around your partner’s hip for extra support.
  2. Mermaid
    This one’s very acrobatic and definitely requires good core strength. Stand in a “spooning” position with your legs wrapped behind the giver and your arms entwined.
  3. Victory
    Designed for small spaces, both the giver and receiver lean their bodies back to rest against the walls or door jamb. The receiver keeps one leg on the ground between the giver’s legs, and lifts the other leg and places it over the giver’s shoulder. Who says you can’t have hot standing sex in a tiny shower?
  4. Pile Driver
    This is fantastic for people who like clit stimulation during penetration—it’s also a great pose for intense G-spot and prostate stimulation. The receiver lies on their back, lifting their legs backwards until their hips and lower back raise up, while the giver straddles them on top.
  5. 90-Degree Angle
    Just like it sounds, the giver stands behind the receiver and bends them forward at a ninety-degree angle, holding their hands behind their back. “Not only does this position allow for deep penetration, but it also lets the receiver relax while their weight acts as a counterbalance,” says Refinery29.

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Check out more of the best standing sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/standing-sex-positions-guide#slide-7

Woman Claims She’s Had Sex With 20 Ghosts

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A woman recently appeared on a British morning show to discuss her love of supernatural sex. Amethyst Realm claims she’s fucked at least 20 ghosts—and prefers ghost sex to human sex. She explains that she began an affair with a ghost twelve years ago, which ended when her human husband came home from work early and saw her through the window getting it on with what appeared to be “the shadowy shape of a man.”

She says of the steamy encounter, “There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck. There was a weight and a weightlessness, a physical breath and stroking, and the energy as well.” She now wants to get pregnant by one of the ghosts. While ghost sex may sound weird, others like Bobby Brown and Kesha have claimed to have had supernatural sex sessions. Who knew ghost sex could be so hot?

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Check out more about the woman who claims she’s fucked 20 ghosts: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amethyst-realm-ghost-sex_us_5a29a1e7e4b03ece03010f83

10 Sex Kinks From The New Book ‘Deviant Desires’

body-1095226_640In the sexy new book Deviant Desires, a researcher explores sexual fetishes and kinks in all their vast and complex forms. BuzzFeed explains, “At the center of the book is her ‘kink map,’ a visual outline as complex as the human psyche which connects every kink from feet fetishes to superhero bondage.” Here’s a sneak peak into the nature of the erotic imagination.

  1. Foot fetish
    This is the most common kink—so common in fact that loving feet is not even considered that “kinky” anymore. One lesser known subset involves people who are into “gas pedal pumping,” or getting off on watching their partner “pump” the gas pedal.
  2. Ponyplay and Critter Play
    “Ponyplay is a variation of BDSM in which one partner takes on the role of horse and the other takes on the role of trainer. There are few rules to the play, but in general the horse may not speak or use their hands.” Neigh-ty!
  3. Balloon Fetish
    These fetishists, also known as looners, get off on a combination of the smell and feel of latex and the excitement of a balloon popping. “Balloon fans may enjoy watching their partners orally inflate them, or they may want to pop the balloons in a variety of ways using other core kinks such as cigarettes or feet. Partner play can involve bouncing on large balloons.” Kinky!
  4. Macrophiles
    Macrophiles like to fantasize about extreme sizes between partners—like a 50-foot woman and a normal sized man, or a tiny woman and an ordinary sized man. Basically, it’s an imaginative form of extreme power play.
  5. Trample and Crush
    This is a variation of footplay, where the fetishist wants to be “crushed” or trampled under feet while orgasmically “exploding under the pressure.”
  6. Wet and Messy, or WAM
    These kinksters like to play with their food, literally. WAM involves gooey, liquid substances being poured over the body—things like mud, baked beans, or pies.
  7. Superheroes in Bondage
    This BDSM superhero fantasy involves wearing spandex costumes and roleplaying. It’s primarily found in the gay male kink community.

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Check out more sex kinks from the book ‘Deviant Desires’: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gabrielsanchez/inside-the-dark-and-sexy-world-of-hardcore-kink

Sex Robots Could Replace Men, Harvard Warns

233840824_582a98b816_zBetter look out, men: you could be replaced by sexbots in the future. According to a top Harvard mathematician, females could get spoiled by “dashing menbots” who are good at sex and doing the dishes! As Daily Mail says, “It’s a basic human need to want someone to love and have sex with but most women also look for someone who does their fair share of chores around the house.”

The Harvard mathematician says it’s entirely possible that robots will “outperform” men and that the women of the future could choose to live with menbots instead. While the sex robot market is currently dominated by men, the mathematician believes that if robots can “understand female anatomy — I mean, really understand it,” men should be worried. Men of the present better bring their A-game if they’re going to compete with multitalented male sexbots!

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Read more about sex robots replacing men: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5238357/Sex-robots-make-MEN-obsolete.html#ixzz53Ldx3hzL