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The Beto Sex Tweet

A tweet that’s spread like wildfire puts into perspective what really matters in the 2020 election: Beto O’Rourke’s ability to make you cum. It seems in the wake of his impressive run against Ted Cruz, people are wondering simultaneously if he’ll run for president and how he is in bed. One woman answered what everyone was thinking with a single tweet.

“Ojeda and Avenatti as candidates are like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you’re making a grocery list in your head wondering when he’ll be done. O’Rourke is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.” The tweet blew up after Will and Grace star Debra Messing re-tweeted, apparently agreeing that sex with Beto would involve dom-sub play and muscle spasms. In response to the attention, the woman who made the Beto Sex Tweet locked her Twitter account less than 24 hours after it was posted.

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Check out more about the Beto Sex Tweet: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/beto-sex-tweet/

Woman Who Had Sex With 20 Ghosts Is Now Engaged To A Spirit

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A woman who prefers sex with ghosts is now happily engaged to one. She’s had supernatural affairs with at least 20 spirits, and is now planning on marrying a sexy apparition she met on vacation. “I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind. Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she said.

She explained she finds orgasms way more satisfying with spirit lovers. She also said that she was so excited about getting engaged that she had sex with her ghost fiance on the plane ride home. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it,” she said. “So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.” Till death do you part!

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Check out more about a woman who has sex with ghosts: https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/woman-who-had-sex-with-20-ghosts-is-now-engaged-to-a-spirit/

Ray J Reveals Kim Kardashian Was Wild During Sex

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While most thought Kim Kardashian’s sex tape exposed everything, Ray J has now revealed even more about sex with his ex-girlfriend. “Kim and I had fun times—marathon sessions,” he said during an appearance in London. “But she didn’t like getting sweaty and would stop to do her makeup if she did.”

Ray J continued, “She liked to look dope during sex, the right lighting, setting the mood.” He claims that “she was wild,” and had “a red Louis Vuitton trunk of sex toys.” He also revealed that she would “nearly always” answer the phone if mom Kris Jenner called during sex. And she spent around $100,000 a year on “floss,” aka thongs!

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Check out more about Ray J and Kim K’s wild sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6350665/Ray-J-says-Kim-Kardashian-touch-makeup-sex-spend-100-000-G-strings.html

Having Regular Sex Adds Ten Years To Your Life

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A Harvard University study confirms what we’ve long ago guessed: sex is the key to a long and happy life. The study identified five key habits that could potentially add a decade to life expectancy, including eating a balanced diet, exercising regularly, drinking moderately and, of course, fucking. “A study of 918 men in the Welsh town of Caerphilly between 1979 and 1993 found those who made love twice a week had a 50 per cent reduced risk of death compared to those who had sex less than once a month,” reports Daily Mail.

Researchers also found that a man who has 350 orgasms a year lives an average of four years longer than a man who only cums a quarter of that. Other research has found that women who have regular sex have longer telomeres, a DNA component that indicates a longer the lifespan. “Sex raises levels of the feelgood hormone oxytocin and dehydroepiandrosterone, which reduces stress, and increases levels of infection-fighting immunoglobulins in the blood,” researchers add.

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Check out more about how having sex adds a decade to your lifespan: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6375381/New-study-reveals-scientifically-proven-ways-live-TEN-YEARS-longer.html

The Wild Gay Orgy Where Strangers Fuck With Bags Over Their Heads

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Welcome to the Fickstutenmarkt, aka, the “Horse Fair”, a sex party where attendees enter as either a stallion (top) or mare (bottom). “Mares arrive 30 minutes early, check their clothes and are led to the ‘stable’ after being blindfolded. Stallions then arrive and have their pick of available holes,” Vice reports.

The German orgy has grown increasingly popular in Europe. The name of the game is anonymous sex, where bottoms stand around with their hands on the wall and their asses in the air waiting to get fucked by strangers. Unlike most sex parties, Fickstutenmarkt has rules that set it apart, like no kissing, no sucking, and definitely no cuddling. But other than that, what happens at the Horse Fair stays at the Horse Fair.

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Check out more about the Horse Fair: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3k33m/the-party-where-strangers-bang-with-bags-over-their-heads

Cardi B’s Birthday Wish Was For Sex In ‘30 Different Positions’

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Cardi B didn’t want anything fancy for her birthday—except for sex moves, that is. The rapper had only one request for her special day: sex and lots of it! She posted her kinky birthday wish on Instagram for her fans.

“I wanna say thank you for everybody wishing me happy birthday,” she said. “I want my husband [Offset] to fuck me 30 different positions. I want him to flex me like a New York Pretzel.” Later, she got wild on the dance floor with a tiny leopard print bra and matching mesh loin cloth that left little to the imagination. The lady knows what she likes!

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Check out more about Cardi B’s naughty birthday wish: https://pagesix.com/2018/10/12/cardi-bs-birthday-wish-was-for-sex-in-30-different-positions/?_ga=2.222520027.1545381811.1540173383-1868439075.1508384783

Playboy Who ‘Slept With 6,000 Women’ Dies While Having Sex

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A legendary Italian playboy—who in his prime was said to have fucked 200 women in a “successful” summer— has died doing what he did best: loving women. Maurizio Zanfanti, dubbed the Romeo of Rimini, claimed to have slept with more than 6,000 women, before suffering a fatal heart attack while in the act. Local media said it was the way the man once called “Italy’s most successful lover” would have wanted to go.

The mayor of Rimini said Italy had lost “a legend of the night.” Zanfanti’s exploits became so famous that some of his lovers erected a wax statue of him in a Swedish town. He claimed to have once seduced a French journalist who was interviewing him. Before he died while fucking a 23-year-old tourist in the back of his car, he had officially announced his retirement, saying in a final interview: “At 59, I’m getting too old for it.”

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Check out more about the Italian playboy who died while having sex: https://nypost.com/2018/09/28/playboy-who-slept-with-6000-women-dies-while-having-sex/

Having Sex Once A Week Can Make You Feel 15 Years Younger, Study Says

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It seems the Fountain of Youth might be a lot closer than you think—like, in your bedroom. A new study suggests that if you want to feel 15 years younger, you should have sex at least once a week. The study found having sex regularly was one of the main ways which helped over-50s to roll back the years.

In general, those who were the most, ahem, “active” felt significantly younger overall. “When it comes to retaining your youth, we have found that feeling young on the inside is a fundamental factor,” the study’s authors said. Activities like having sex, taking holidays, and spending time with their partner helped older adults to literally feel young at heart. “What the research has highlighted is the need to keep looking after yourself and enjoying the best things in life, no matter what your age.” Amen to that!

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Check out more about how having sex once a week can make you feel younger: https://nypost.com/2018/09/15/having-sex-once-a-week-can-make-you-feel-15-years-younger-study/

Stormy Daniels Gets Candid About Sex With Trump In New Tell-All

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If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to fuck Donald Trump, you can find out in Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all. The porn star spares no detail in her forthcoming book Full Disclosure, in which she writes candidly about her alleged affair with Trump. Daniels says it “may have been the least impressive sex” she’d ever had.

The NY Post reports, “In a blow to his manhood, she describes his genitals in lurid detail, saying his penis is ‘smaller than average,’ but ‘not freakishly small.’” “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.” She also describes how she laid there, annoyed, “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” We have only one thing to say about Trump in the bedroom: you’re fired!

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Check out more about Stormy Daniels’ new tell-all: https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/