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Porn.com Buys Clownsex.com For All Your Clown Sex Needs 

You’ve probably heard about those weird clown-related crimes lately, but here’s something you may not have heard of: clown sex. It’s a thing. And it seems all those naughty crime-spree clowns have created an increased demand for porn featuring clowns—which is why porn.com has bought clownsex.com!

Since clown porn has increased 210 percent recently, porn.com decided it was only natural to capitalize on the creepy trend. The porn site announced its acquisition after the massive uptick in clown searches, saying: “We, here at PORN.COM are never ones to withhold any porn from our fans, no matter how weird or funny their tastes may be. So, as a nice jester, we are happy to announce our latest acquisition of red-hot property, CLOWNSEX.COM.” For now, clownsex.com features a “coming soon” banner of a few sexy clowns, and a link back to porn.com’s clown sex videos. Creepy or sexy—we’ll let you decide.

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Check out more about porn.com buying clownsex.com here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-clown-sex/

Porn Star Kayden Kross Reveals Whether Dick Size Matters 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAward-winning adult film star Kayden Kross recently sat down with NYLON to answer the million dollar question: does dick size really matter? Kayden has starred in 144 X-rated films—and once quipped that “30 million eyeballs have interacted with my butthole”—so she seems uniquely qualified to answer this hotly debated question. Her answer? Yes and no.

Yes, it can make a difference when it comes to partner pairings. She says, “It matters to partners who find very large penises uncomfortable, or who are only looking for girth, or who feel that their cervixes are under constant attack, or who feel that nothing has been penetrated until their cervix has.” But besides finding a good dick match, no, dick size really doesn’t matter that much. In fact, she explains that since women’s nerve endings are mostly on the outside (the clit) and not as much inside the vaginal canal, “you could make her come with just the smallest tip of your finger and absolutely no penetration whatsoever.” You hear that, men? Learn how to make a woman cum with just the tip of your finger and you have nothing to worry about!

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Here’s more from porn star Kayden Kross about whether dick size matters: https://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/porn-star-reveals-whether-penis-size-ever-matters/

California’s Prop 60

Vote No on Prop 60 Voters in California will be heading to the polls on November 8 faced with a bill that would change the porn industry as we know it. On the surface, Prop 60 reads with good intentions to help reduce the spread of HIV and other STIs by requiring performers to use condoms during filming. Not a terrible idea for California — they are the leading producer of pornographic films. So why is it that Democratic, Republican, and Libertarian Party all agree that this is a bad idea?

For the most part, the 13-page bill is poorly written and opens the floodgates allowing any of the 38 million residents of California to file lawsuits directly against adult film performers, production crews, and even companies who distribute the films. The costs of these suits can cost the state millions. With the potential lawsuits from California’s Condom Cops, adult performers would be forced to disclose their private details including their legal names and home addresses. The most bizarre provision in Prop 60 is unlike any other we’ve seen before. If 60 passes and the state does not take on a case to defend it, Michael Weinstein–the author of Proposition 60 and president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation–would automatically be hired to come to the defense of Prop 60 in court. That’s a little self-serving, don’t you think?

There are good reasons why 55 political parties, countless organizations, and the entire porn industry are fearful of this proposition. Its passing will likely result in the industry going underground and putting the performers at even greater risk than they were before. Keeping performers safe is one thing we all want in the end, but is Proposition 60 the right way to go about it?  We’ll find out on November 8. 

7 Confessions From People Who Got Caught Watching Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryHave you ever been interrupted during an especially, um, private moment? If you have, you know how embarrassing it can be. And you’ll definitely relate to these confessions from people on Whisper about the time they got caught watching porn.

  1. One time my dad walked in on me watching porn at 2:00 a.m. in our living room. And now I realize he was probably about to do the same.”
    Good father-son bonding moment?
  2. My roommate caught me watching porn. But he pulled up a chair and watched it with me.”
    Best. Friends. For. Ever.
  3. I was watching porn yesterday and I had almost reached climax and then my grandma walked in.”
    What, she didn’t pull up a chair?
  4. My wife caught me looking at porn and told me I had to choose between a divorce and watching her have sex with another man.”
    Well, the first option is extreme—but the second one might be fun!
  5. I was watching porn and my mom walked in. Now she keeps asking me if I need any lube.”
    Mother Of The Year!
  6. My wife walked in on me watching gay porn. She stood there for a minute, pulled down her jeans, and watched it with me.”
    Marriage is bliss!
  7. My cat caught me watching porn. I feel unnecessarily guilt.”
    What a naughty, naughty pussy!

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Check out more confessions from people who’ve been caught watching porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/14-people-who-were-caught-watching-porn

People In Russia Are Sharing Videos Of Themselves Narrating Porn To Protest Censorship

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_silhouetteRussian citizens are rightfully pissed off at their government and its censorship agency Roskomnadzor for blocking porn on Pornhub and YouPorn. So to protest the move, they’re sharing videos of themselves not only watching porn, but narrating what happens, detail by painstaking detail, under the hashtag #rospornobzor. By watching and narrating porn, Russians want their government to know what they think of the agency’s suggestion to go “meet someone in real life.”

“Daniel Trabun, the digital director of Esquire Russia, kicked off the hashtag with this video, in which he gives an 8-minute play-by-play of a clip called ‘Stepbrother Catches His Sister With a Big Dildo and Then Fucks Her,” reports Buzzfeed. He describes every detail from the “very simple interior” to the camera angles and pop-up ads he sees. Since then, people have shared themselves watching clips in dark rooms, under the covers, and even out in public to protest what they consider their government’s “hypocritical, sterile, and conservative position.” So, if you speak Russian and hate censorship, you can watch some angry citizens watching porn in solidarity.

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Check out more about Russians sharing videos of themselves narrating porn to protest censorship here:https://www.buzzfeed.com/susiearmitage/people-are-narrating-porn-online-after-their-government-bloc

The Best, Dirtiest Porn on Tumblr

tumblrWhile Tumblr may have a “clean” reputation as a blogging site, it actually offers some of the finest, filthiest porn on the internet! From artful images to amateur porn to vintage pin-ups—you just have to know where to look. Here’s the best porn Tumblr has to offer:

  1. Taste This Kitty
    You’ll find fucking, BDSM, sexy GIFS, and best of all, loads of images of head!
  2. Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
    This Tumblr is all about the pussy—cats that is! Yes, these cats don’t know and don’t care that a porn is happening all around them. Meow!
  3. Addicted to Fucking and Sex
    As Daily Dot explains, “Addicted to Fucking and Sex is a one-stop digital porn shop, boasting an impressive archive and a button for longer videos. It’s also open to submissions and archives what it receives, so users hoping to get a feel of their fellow Tumblr fans can easily navigate to the goods, pick up some inspiration along the way, and maybe even find their new favorite porn Tumblr.” Hot hot hot!
  4. Bijou
    This one’s dedicated to keeping Chicago’s revered gay adult Bijou Theater & Sex Club’s spirit alive by preserving its archives of vintage porn online. Old school gay porn stars? Yes please!
  5. The Art of Porn
    Sex is beautiful. And this Tumblr captures the artful moments of getting down. Sexy and aesthetic!

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Check out more about the best smut on Tumblr here: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tumblr-porn-accounts/

‘Pokemon Go’ Gets a Gay Porn Parody

PikachuSexPokemon Go” has already inspired Pokemon nudes, Pokemon sex meet-ups, and now, a Pokemon Go gay porn parody! Considering how randy the world’s most popular gaming app seems to have made everyone, a gay XXX parody shouldn’t come as any big surprise. Men.com is producing the x-rated gay porn parody of Pokemon Go, “Fuckemon Go,” starring Johnny Rapid.

In the recently released trailer, Ash (Johnny Rapid) and Brock (Will Braun) go out on a naughty adventure looking for Pokemon. First, they have to fight off a “Buttplugosaur” in the Gay Forest. Then they find Peek-a-choo (Adam Bryant)—wearing a skimpy yellow thong! It’s then that they realize the true purpose of their mission: “I think we need to fuck Pokemon!” Well, you know what they say—“Gotta fuck’em all!” Seems like everyone’s a winner in this game!

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Check out more about the Pokemon Go porn parody here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/01/pokemon-go-gets-a-gay-porn-parody-and-well-never-look-at-pikachu-the-same-way-again/

Trump’s Appearance In a Porn Surfaces Amidst Miss Universe Controversy 

Remember that time Donald Trump slut shamed Miss Universe by telling everyone they should go check out her sex tape? Well, the Republican presidential nominee just put his foot in his mouth. Again. It seems Trump forgot about that time he made an appearance in a Playboy adult film.

“Trump’s role in the porn is relatively benign and centers around him breaking a bottle of champagne on a Playboy-branded limo while several of the playmates are visiting New York City,” reported Buzzfeed, who found the sex tape in New York–based adult video store Cinema Cornucopia. “Other scenes from the film feature fully nude women posing in sexual positions, dancing naked, touching themselves while naked, touching each other sensually, rubbing honey on themselves, taking a bath, and dressing in costumes.” Surely Trump’s heard the saying “Keep your own doorstep clean”? Perhaps he needs to apply that proverb to his career in dirty adult films!

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Check out more about Trump’s appearance in a porn movie here: https://www.politicususa.com/2016/09/30/trump-3.html

Russia Blocks Access To Pornhub and YouPorn

img_5939The biggest adult websites in the world, Pornhub and YouPorn, have been blocked in Russia. This is the second time Roskomnadzor, the state agency watchdogs in charge of monitoring the internet, blocked the porn sites. It seems the Russian government wants citizens to go “meet people in real life.”

An official Pornhub twitter account responded to the news by tweeting this (indecent) proposal to the Russians: “If we gave you a guys Pornhub Premium account, will you un ban Pornhub in Russia?” Roskomnadzor responded with: “@Pornhub sorry, we are not in the market and the demography is not a commodity.” Those Russian prudes really have some snappy comebacks—we bet their sexually frustrated citizens find them hilarious.

Want to exercise your sexual freedom? Here’s to life, liberty, and the right to watch internet porn!

Check out more about Russia blocking Pornhub and YouPorn here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/15/russia-blocks-access-pornhub-youporn-tells-citizens-go-meet-people-real-life/

George From ‘Seinfeld’ Porn Parody Is an Internet Hero 

Is there any beloved ’90s sitcom that doesn’t have a porn parody by now? Well, here’s another to forever taint your TV nostalgia: Seinfeld XXX Parody. It was produced by New Sensations in 2009, starring James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld, and earning 10 nominations at the AVN Awards. But the guy who plays George is currently still enjoying his success from the porno—because he’s worshipped by Seinfeld fanboys!

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It seems the Facebook group “Seinfeld Shitposting” (basically a Facebook group for image macros from Seinfeld) can’t get enough “Porn Gorg” jokes. While they like “Porn Jery” and “Porn Elane” okay, it’s Porn Gorg, or Steve Pomerantz as he’s known in real life, who they’re fascinated with. George is the perfect candidate for internet jokes, but as Daily Dot speculates, “maybe it’s just funny to imagine a super-virile George Costanza.” And Steve Pomerantz takes pictures of hot models for a living, so really, he’s like a real life Bizarro George alter ego! So, there you go, George—you can now be king of your own small internet universe!

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Check our more about George from ‘Seinfeld’ porn parody becoming an internet sensation: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/actor-seinfeld-porn-gorg/