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NEWS: Why Your First Date Should be Shag Free!

We’ve all heard that ‘going all the way’ on the first date can be detrimental to a potential flourishing relationship, but the majority of people these days have a YOLO mentality. People want to go for the gold straight out of the gates. You know how it goes, awkward dinner, too many drinks, sloppy fast sex! Sounds appetizing right!?

Relationship Expert Dr Wendy Walsh strongly advises against the first night coitus. According to her, having sex on the first date can really fuck things up. I have to agree that the anticipation for the first time mounting can be exciting, and allow for emotional bonding in the meantime. Everyone can vouch that sexual tension that is built up from resisting temptation is almost like foreplay.

Dr. Wendy Walsh offers up 9 solid reasons why you should stay PG during the beginning of a courtship on the Huffington Post.

NEWS: A Poke on Facebook trumps Pokin’ in the bedroom!?

Quality of communication and relationships has been affected significantly in the last decade, I would go out on a limb and say for the worst in one most cases. Most people can’t sit through a dinner without tweeting, poking, or liking, which can be annoying as all hell. In a recent survey by Sachs Media Group, women between the ages of 18-34 revealed they’d rather have their smartphones than have sex. I wonder if these women were single? I’m single and I’d gladly toss my iphone for a steamy shag, those women should be ashamed.

On the flipside men in that demographic were 5x more likely to go without their smartphone if it meant a shot at some tail, however men were reluctant when asked if they would give up booze for their smartphones. Pussy conquers all!

Social media and cyber communication is everywhere, people sleep by their phones, tweeting pre and post porkin’! Another survey showed that 36 percent of peeps under the age of 35 checked their social media accounts immediately following sex, and that men are twice as likely to tweet after sex as their female sex mates, #ijustlaidpipe and #makemeasandwichnow could be a few of the hastags that follow their tweets. In the same study, researchers discovered that iphone users were 3x more likely than blackberry users to get their social media fix post intercourse. How ya like dem apples!?

Erotic Hypnosis and Mind Control!

By Miss Kay Femdom Hypnosis

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If you fall under my captivating spell you will never leave.  I’m Miss Kay, a powerful Financial Domme and practitioner of Erotic Hypnosis and Mind Control.
Men have paid for many of my fine luxuries in life including a beautiful new house in California, a professional home recording studio to produce my Erotic
Hypnosis mp3 files and late last year, I took an exotic trip to Hawaii with my girlfriends…

Those are just a few of the spendier luxuries that I’ve been afforded here
on Niteflirt by my money slaves.  Next up on my list?  A brand new Camaro, which I totally covet and which money slaves again will provide.  I have a specific
Tribute button for Camaro Contributions, so make sure you click it!

I demand that money slaves worship me in various ways including in live Financial Domination phone sex calls, via Niteflirt Tributes and by buying my Pay to Views
including games and assignments and, of course, my Femdom Erotic Hypnosis mp3 recordings.  I also produce custom Femdom Erotic Hypnosis recordings
for sale through Niteflirt only.  If you have a specific fantasy or fetish, please be in touch via Niteflirt mail to discuss the details and I will quote a produced price to you.
I have multi-track recording capabilities so that my erotic hypno audio files can be embedded with music tracks or whisper tracks.  FYI: I’m one of the only erotic hypnotists
on Niteflirt who will produce custom erotic hypno audio files, so if you have a desire for your own hypnosis mp3 instead of buying something pre-produced, you should definitely
be in touch with me.  I have many fans of my live Erotic Hypnosis and my hypno recordings.  Once you buy one of my recordings, it is yours, you own it, meaning it isn’t one of the recordings here on Niteflirt that you call and pay per minute to listen to.

I look forward to meeting many new submissives or hypnosis aficionados who may not already be aware of me.  You can also follow my exploits on my Twitter.

Intelligent Guidance

By Masturbate With Mary Ellen

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Do you enjoy longer calls? Do you seek an intelligent, understanding woman to talk to as you masturbate? I know some men just seek an understanding woman to talk to, as well as one to masturbate with. I love to listen to your problems and concerns, and once you’ve let all that out, I can drain your balls like no one else!

My voice has a powerful effect on men, go ahead and listen to the voice greeting on my page. It soothes and comforts, and leaves you totally sexually satisfied. I can give you sound and sage advice and listen to you for as long as you need and want me to. I am happy to be your phone sex confidante. I think you need to call Mary Ellen right now.

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“Our Beds Are Crowded”

By Wicked Barbie

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As the noted psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud famously said, “Our beds are crowded,” and indeed they are. What Freud meant is that quite simply, our current sexual interactions are the sum total of past relationships, fantasies, and to some extent, current fetishes or sexual conflicts. I have never been more acutely aware of this than during my time as a Niteflirt Phone Sex Mistress. When a new submissive calls me, and a connection is made, that is I take him on as my submissive, and he chooses me as his dominatrix, I am not only dealing with the submissive and his or her fetishes; rather, I am dealing with the psychosexual layers of his past mistresses. It is akin to a sexual archeological dig, and one must be careful when dealing with cherished relics of the past.

It has been my experience that a past Mistress may have been a positive experience for the submissive who has now made his way to me, or perhaps she has left some emotional debris that must be dealt with in order to move on in the sub’s sexual odyssey. Whatever the case may be, regardless of her impact, she is to some extent a component of the relationship I am now establishing with the submissive, and when dealing with a submissive who has been engaged in a fetish lifestyle for a number of years, we are dealing with a bed that is overflowing with people!

It is interesting how we are in some sense all interconnected, though in actuality, our paths may never cross. As I am a fairly new dominatrix, I would submit that I not only learn about this lifestyle via the submissive callers I have had the pleasure of knowing, but also from what their Mistresses have taught them. I in turn, use what I have learned in conjunction with my own methodology, and the process of sharing information carries on in a continuum of sorts.

In any case, I would submit that Freud was correct; “Our beds are Crowded,” but do give me a call.  There’s always room for one more.

-Ze Wicked Barbie

NEWS: The man with the largest penis is a lyrical genius!

The famous Jonah Falcon has a lot going for him these days, for one he has a 13.5-inch schlong, as well as a newly released song about his one eyed monster.  The track titled “It’s Too Big” had its debut on itunes and cdbaby.com April 16th.  Falcon and co- singer Adam Barta are spitting lyrics about Falcon’s record setting hog:

“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”

Those lyrics are deep, Falcon is a total songbird!

Unfortunately Falcon hasn’t commented on his new track, his publicist Gina Rodriquez (a former porn star) even stated, “There will be no interview.” I agree, let the giant cock speak for itself, I mean the SONG!

Bachelorette Party!

By Kittys Korner Kouch

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Last Thursday my girlfriends and I had a bachelorette party for my friend Jamie. She’s getting married next month and we rented out the local hole in the wall, “Jack & Diane’s”.
Now, we didn’t have a live band, but we did load the jukebox full with dollars!

My bestie Carrie had hired 4 strippers, two guys and two girls, and one of the guys had the most gorgeous milk chocolate skin with locked hair past his ass!  He laid Jamie on the floor and unzipped her pants with his teeth!

The blonde girl stripped Jamie of her bra without even taking her shirt off! So fun! At 11:00 p.m. they opened the bar to the public, because we only rented it till then, and other people started to come in.

There was this one guy wearing a black Harley shirt and tight jeans. He had long dark hair and the bluest eyes ever!  Needless to say I asked him to dance!  Since I am only 5’2″ I barely came up to his shoulders and I was even wearing my knee high boots with the thick 4 inch rubber heels! I swear, his jeans were so tight I could tell what his religion was! OMG! While we were dancing I could feel his hard cock pressed against my stomach!

Now, I am not going to ruin the rest of the night for you! If you want to know what happened after we closed the bar down, you will have to call me!  I look forward to sharing the rest of the events with you!

Welcome, “SexySongBird”

By SexySongBird

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Hi guys!  I’m Wren!  I’m so excited to be a part of Niteflirt and thus far I’ve been VERY well received here!  Though I initially promoted myself as more of a traditional phone sex seductress, I seem to have attracted quite the following of sissies, inadequately endowed, and closet fags.  Can I TELL you how much I LOVE that?  While I thoroughly enjoy love-making, fucking, and role play, it gives me SUCH a thrill to get into your head and empty all of your dirty secrets!  In just a couple of short weeks, I seem to have heard all I think I could, but something tells me one of you could trump all of that freak with a flavor of your own!  Are you up for a challenge?

Call Priestess Wren (SexySongBird) with your carnal confessions!

Ciao, freaks!

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part II)

Our survey saga continues and we find out today what a fresh, fierce 40-year-old woman has to say about sex and all that jazz. From what I gathered her answers were a bit more demure when compared to our 50-year-old siren’s answers, however the same self-confidence and grounded comments existed throughout both of their surveys.

I hope you enjoy, and perhaps relate. As a 30-year-old female I’m pretty stoked that women 10-20 years older than me are true pleasure seekers, and are so freely sensual about their wants and needs behind closed doors. Monday we’ll close this piece with the answers from our dirty-thirty chickadee, will she exude the same amount of confidence about intimacy and relationships?

Age:
41.

Current level of sexual libido: 1-5, 5 being you can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Cancer.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
No, but I seem to be attracted to Aries man.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
30.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Aries.

What did/do love about sex with him?
It was fun and spontaneous and plentiful. He was naughty and cheeky, and loved random PDA’s, especially giving.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
A man that pushes the boundaries, and takes risks. I like a man to be a man and take control. A little bit of arrogance is a big turn on. Respect and being a gentleman also works.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Socks.

Do you enjoy dirty talk, do you contribute to the dirty talk?
A bit of it is fun. I can give as good as I get.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
Not a fan of being on top because of my wobbly bits. No.

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
No.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes and yes. The relationship served its purpose I got the intimacy I needed as well as some good friends without the strings!

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
No. Everyone is different; you cannot walk into a relationship with previous baggage.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Age and life makes it all different.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
I have grown as a person, but I know what I want. Practice makes perfect.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Laugh and stir things up a bit, surprises!

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
No, not for me.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? Marriage with kids, unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long-term relationships with different men with or without kids?

Marriage, no kids.

 

NEWS: 3 Generations of Sex, Intimacy, & Relationships (Part I)

A 31-year-old woman, a 41-year-old woman, and a 50-year-old woman from 3 different continents answer some delicate and sensual questions about their libidos, what they won’t stand for in the sheets, and what their fairytale ending is.

Today we start with a seasoned sexual temptress, our 50-year-old Dame. She commands a powerful man with a sexual appetite. She’s kinky and willing to explore unknown territories. After reading what she had to say its clear 50 is the new 30 when it comes to sex! Stay tuned tomorrow for what our 40-year-old leading lady had to say.

Age: 50

Current level of sexual libido 1-5, 5 being can’t live without sex:
5.

Astrological Sign:
Virgo.

Does astrology play any effect on who you date, or have sex with?
Yes I believe in compatible signs.

Have you ever been in love, if so how old were you when you were first in love?
15.

What was the astrological sign of the man you were in love with?
Capricorn.

What did you love about sex with him?
Groping, youthful play.

What characteristics of a man are you looking for, be detailed and be honest. Also, what characteristics are you looking for in the sheets, and how has that changed since your first sexual experiences if at all?
I like a sensual adventurous man who takes control, who is uninhibited, experimental, like role-playing. Men that can fuck me hard but also make love gently. To be honest this has never really changed for me, I have always been a very sexual person.

What is the biggest turn off in bed?
Hairy men, small cocks, bad smells, funky tasting spunk, flabby untoned bodies, lack of experience, laziness.

Do you enjoy dirty talk?
YES

Do you contribute to the dirty talk?
Yes.

Is there a position that you just dread? Is there a position that you love but are too bashful to ask for?
I dread being upside down – especially if my face looks the same as it does upside down in yoga. Nope

Would you change anything about yourself in the bedroom?
A more accommodating A-hole.

Are you open to sex with no attachments, have you ever had that type of relationship and was it a harmonious? (Be honest ladies)
Yes

Have you ever been cheated on, and if so, what can your next partner do to ease your fears about cheating?
Yes but I’ve cheated too so it’s a level playing field for me.

Do you feel that men have changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships?If so, why do you think this is the case?
My answer is yes in some ways but because of my geographic location. Currently I live in a culture where the attitude to relationships is very different to where I have experienced my first relationships.

Do you feel that you’ve changed when it comes to intimacy, loyalty, and relationships since your first sexual experiences/relationships? If so, why do you think this is the case?
Yes because of the above…I’ve become more relaxed about commitment.

When you’ve been in a relationship what have you done to revive the sex life when you’ve hit a rut?
Role-playing, toys, and, experimenting.

Have you ever tried dating sites, if not are you open to it?
Yes but mainly out of curiosity, I have met 2 people from dating sites many years ago.

In a perfect world what is your fairytale ending, marriage? marriage with kids? unmarried with no kids, unmarried with kids, open relationships, a few more long term relationships with different men with or without kids?
No kids and married or unmarried, but in a committed relationship.

 

Tune in tomorrow for a visit from our 40-year old subject…