Space Tourists Will Be Banned From Having Sex In Space

If you want to join the 100-Mile High Club, your kinky plans may be thwarted. Space tourists may have to sign legal documents prohibiting sex during their flight. NASA has long avoided the question of sex between astronauts, having previously insisted that “no humans have ever had sex in space.”

While astronauts are trained to keep a lid on any sexual urges during long spells in space, the public may not be so restrained. According to a professor of astrobiology at Cranfield University, there are “unanswered biological and legal questions” surrounding sex in space that need to be “urgently addressed” before tourists can get frisky in zero gravity. He claims the space tourism industry could easily get sued if any space-naughtiness results in conception since we don’t yet know the risks involved.

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