How to Keep Your Wet and Messy Fetish Safe

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If you have a food or sploshing fetish, it’s important to keep it safe when getting all wet and messy with food and other sloppy materials. When rubbing, throwing, and rolling around in different types of messy things, you need to be careful not to let your sloppy good time turn into something unpleasant or painful. So here are some tips for how to keep it safe when sploshing.

  1. Avoid sugary stuff near your pussy
    “Sugar-free foods and syrups are definitely suggested because yeast typically loves sugar,” says Flanigan, a BDSM and kink expert. At the very least, sugary things can cause irritation. This includes honey.
  2. Stay away from gritty textures
    “If your frosting or cakes contain sprinkles, beware. And watch out for strawberries, kiwis, or anything else with little seeds, because those can scratch or hurt you if they get somewhere they shouldn’t be,” says Flanigan. Ouch!
  3. Be careful not to get things in your eyes
    If you’re pouring or throwing things in the face, be sure to wear goggles. Also make sure to wash your eyes afterward.
  4. Be careful when using food as lube
    “The only thing I would suggest as lube would be a food-grade oil, like coconut oil or olive oil,” says another sex expert. Also keep in mind that anything oil-based can break down latex condoms, so stick to a silicone-based lube or water-based lube when using latex.
  5. Be VERY careful with spicy things
    Unless you are incorporating spicy things as a BDSM thing, be very very careful!
  6. Clean up afterward
    If anything gets near your naughty bits, make sure to clean up afterward with regular soap and water. And for the rest of your body, dish soap will work well.

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The Pleasures of Dry Humping

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Ah, yes. Dry humping. Perhaps you haven’t thought about this little bit of foreplay since you were a teenager furiously making out on your parent’s sofa. But adding some hot, dry humping into the mix before getting into the wet, real humping can definitely help you to spice things up in the bedroom. Here are some reasons to start grinding tonight.

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The best reason to dry hump is simply because it feels really really good, especially for women. Many women get off when masturbating by rubbing against things, adding firm pressure, and grinding. Dry humping can also be a fun, sexy tease that will build up the anticipation in your foreplay until you’re both begging for the real thing. Some people even prefer the taunting pressure without allowing themselves the release afterward (mainly those who are into BDSM). You can dry hump in jeans for less direct contact (but for heaven’s sake, no belt buckles!), in your underwear, or even naked for more intense clitoral stimulation. Then just “do the humpty hump” to your heart’s content!

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3-D Printed Penises Reveal That Women Want Normal Sized Cocks

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Science has once again answered another of life’s important questions: what is the perfect penis size? A new study published in PLOS One sought this answer by having 100 women fondle 33 different types of 3-D printed cocks to see what their preferences were. And the results may surprise you.

It turns out that women want regular sized cocks on average for long-term relationships, but have different preferences when it comes to choosing a cock for a one night stand. Despite what porn would have you believe, the women preferred their long-term relationship dicks to be about 6.3 inches in length and 4.8 inches thick, and their one-night stand dicks to be 6.4 inches in length and 5 inches thick. The size of both dicks is only slightly larger than Average Joe’s, which proves that no matter what you got to work with, women are going to be okay with it.

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What Gets People Off at Sex Emporiums Around the World

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International sex shops, just like the different cultures and people of various parts of the world, are unique and distinctive. Since every continent and country has their own naughty tastes and preferences when it comes to getting off, Vice decided to investigate international sex emporiums to find out what turns people on all around the world. Here’s some of the interesting things that they found.

In Germany, the uber-popular sex mega-shops cater mainly to fräulein (women), with vibrators as their best-selling item last year. Berlin is also home to DILDOKING, which as the name suggests sells dildos, but also plenty of vibrators, anal beads or “love balls”, fetish gear and more. In Japan, the most famous sex shop is M, a seven-story mecca that carries, of course, Doll pillows, and basically anything else you might fancy. In China, the biggest sex store is Juse, which has 500 stores nationwide, and sells vibrators and BDSM toys as its most popular merch. So, as it turns out, while people are different all over the world, we’re all pretty similar when it comes to our sex toys!

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Here’s Vice‘s international sex mega-shops investigation.

NYC Bodypainting Day Celebrates Nudity and Body Art

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bodypaintdayNew York City—a place that represents freedom, diversity, and artistic expression. So what better place for a diverse group of people to strip naked in the middle of the city to have their bodies painted? NYC Bodypainting Day celebrates bodies of all shapes and sizes—and, of course, stripping down to your birthday suit in the name of art (check out images below).

The event is free, open to the public, and anyone can volunteer to have their body used as a human canvas. And it celebrates people of all races and colors, literally painting them in every color imaginable. It also promotes body acceptance, since the people participating will actually walk butt-ass naked in a parade down New York City, showing everyone what beauty looks like in all its forms.

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Find out more about NYC Bodypainting Day here.

College Banner Shows Where to Drop Off “Baby Girl” For a “Good Time”

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A fraternity at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia wanted to greet the incoming freshman class in classic Animal House fashion with some banners. They were displayed at an off-campus home and read “Freshman Daughter Drop Off,” with an arrow pointing at the front door, “Go Ahead And Drop Off Mom Too…” and “Rowdy And Fun, Hope Your Baby Girl Is Ready For A Good Time…”. The banners have since been taken down, but these types of rowdy, sex-crazed messages are certainly nothing new.

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At Ohio State, a banner read: “We’ll take what we can get @59 Clit #Welcum2Cougartown” (“59 Clit” being a play on the name of the street.) Come on, fellas. You can be more ambitious than that! Take a cue from the Virginia dudes—moms and daughters! Seriously though, what sexy lady isn’t going to see that banner, strip all her clothes off, and run into the house ready for action (and we don’t mean beer pong) with a bunch of horny college guys?! Stay classy, frat dudes.

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Woman Can Only Cum While Sleeping

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_orgasmfaceA woman on TLC’s show “Strange Sex” claimed that she had never been able to achieve an orgasm with her husband—because she’s only ever been able to have one while sleeping! Though the woman claimed to enjoy sex with her husband, she said that she never actually was able to cum with him. While talking to a girlfriend about cumming, she realized that she did have orgasms—but only while asleep. Bizarrely, though she was able to cum during sleep, she did not orgasm during sex dreams.

The woman sought the help of a hypnotherapist to shift her orgasms from her sleeping state to her waking state. With time and a lot of work, she was able to achieve the Big O through sex. This lady’s problem definitely put a strange twist on an all too common problem for women. Maybe the show will inspire more women to see a hypnotherapist—or just to want to cum during sex!

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Read on for more about the woman who could only cum when sleeping!

Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

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magicwandarthistoryA hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

  1. Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
    Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
  2. American Hitachi by Grant Wood
    This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
  3. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
  4. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
  5. The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
    Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

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The images of art history’s most famous nudes with vibrators can be found here.

What Booze Does To Your Sex Life

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Image Source: Flickr.com/photos/narcissThere are certain things that seem obvious about the way alcohol affects one’s sex life—namely, that it makes a person want to get frisky! Booze loosens you up, makes you more comfortable, and definitely makes you want to get busy after a few drinks. But the psychological and physiological effects are a bit more complicated. Here’s what experts say about the way alcohol and sex mix.

  1. Alcohol makes you less inhibited
    The brain is the biggest sex organ, so it makes sense that a substance that makes you less inhibited would have an impact on your sex life.
  2. A few drinks can make you horny
    Antioxidants in wine can actually increase blood flow to the genitals. Alcohol also helps dilate your blood vessels which makes “The clitoris, labia, and vagina…become engorged and more lubricated,” says a doctor talking to Buzzfeed.
  3. BUT alcohol makes it harder to get off
    This is because alcohol interrupts the signals to your brain that registers erotic touch. Alcohol dulls the sensations that usually would send you over the edge into an orgasm because “your brain isn’t as receptive to them, so your genitals can feel less sensitive,” says the doctor.
  4. Whiskey dick is actually a thing
    “This typically happens because the penis is less responsive to stimuli, making it harder to get and maintain an erection,” says another doctor.
  5. It can take much longer to have an orgasm—if you have one at all
    “Alcohol can delay ejaculation or interfere with it completely,” says a doctor. “This usually happens because your sensations are dulled and your erection isn’t operating at its full potential.” The takeaway seems obvious: drink responsibly if you want to get off!

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How to Initiate Sex With Your Partner

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Screen Shot 2015-07-08 at 3.23.26 PMLet’s face it, after being in a relationship for a while, sometimes couples can get lazy about initiating sex. Everyone can probably relate to initiating through a not-so-subtle grope or a casual “It’s been a while. Want to fuck?” But we’re here to help you ask for sex in a way that is more personal and more exciting. Here are some tips for extending a sexy invitation to the bedroom.

  1. Think about what’s worked before
    Every couple has their own idiosyncrasies. Try to remember how the good sex you’ve had in the past was initiated to find inspiration. Were you laughing and flirting? Was it slow and sensual? Knowing what types of situations gets you both in the mood will help you figure out how and when to ask.
  2. Help your partner relax
    Some people need more time to unwind and get into a relaxed head space before they want to go at it. Help your partner get in the mood by asking what you can do to take care of them tonight or to take something off their plate. This will help free up their mind for sexier thoughts.
  3. Get some of that intensity back
    When you first start dating someone, the sex is passionate and super hot. But after a while, some of that intensity can fade. Try to get back some of those spontaneous, super sexy times by recreating them. Or you can turn up the heat by saying things that are very sexually direct: “I need to have you right now.”
  4. Be playful
    Sometimes playfully initiating sex is a great way to relax and have fun. Send each other silly sexts, or make sexual bets while watching sports (If the Dodgers win, I’ll give you a blowjob later). Keep it light but flirtatious.

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Check out more tips about how to initiate sex here.