How to Have Sex on the Beach

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Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PMWhat is it about the beach that makes people want to get frisky? Is it the minimal clothing, the lathering up with sun screen, or the amazing feeling of ocean waves crashing that puts people in the mood? Whatever the reason, if you’re dying to get wet n’ wild at the beach, we can help. Here are some tips to help you make the most of a day (of fucking) at the beach:

  1. Do Your Research
    While spontaneous sex is great, having spontaneous sex out in public is not a smart move. Before going at it you should do some recon about sweet spots that will be perfect for a sexy tryst. Less populated locations with coves, secret nooks, or large rocks are perfect. Walk around and also do some internet research to find the perfect place.
  2. Don’t Get Caught
    Don’t be like those people who go at it in the middle of the day with beach-goers basically looking on. Do it at night, and make sure there’s no people around. In short, be quick, be discreet, and be quiet.
  3. Watch Out For Sand Getting in Sensitive Areas!
    Sand is lovely on the feet—but it is definitely not lovely all up in your nether regions! Make sure you avoid this by getting it on in positions that will prevent sand-in-the-crotch. Doggy style is great, or just fucking upright against something like a rock or a lifeguard tower. Woman on top could also work—just be careful!
  4. Consider Alternatives
    If fucking on the beach is too hard to pull off, why not try getting it on in the water? The water will conceal what’s going on below the surface. It is also much easier to give hand jobs and blow jobs on the sand than it is to fuck, especially if you can keep yourself concealed under a blanket or a beach umbrella. It’ll give new meaning to the expression “More fun than a day at the beach!”

Of course, if you don’t want sand in your bits you can always just give us a call.  We’ll make sure you feel like you’re having sex on the beach.

Photographer Captures What 14 Women Look Like Cumming

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Photographer Lauren Crow is trying to revolutionize female pleasure one photograph at a time. Her latest series turns the lens on women right when they’re orgasming in order to show female sexuality at its most sweaty, honest, and natural state. Crow photographs women while their masturbating to depict real women having real orgasms, without anything faked or enhanced, as a reaction to how female orgasms are often shown in movies and porn (check out the images below).

Crow wants to break away from popular depictions of female sexuality that so often hide women’s true naughty natures in order to pander to audience’s expectations of what they’d like to see from sexual women on screen. She says, “In terms of female pleasure, we are rarely shown what it really looks like.” Crow wants to change that by focusing on real images of women climaxing—in all their messy, sweaty, and animalistic glory. Through these images, the photographer hopes to empower women to embrace their beautiful bodies, pleasure, and sexuality. Right on!

Feel like celebrating female sexuality in all its honest splendor? Three cheers for sweaty, natural pleasure!

Here’s 14 images of women orgasming:

7 Surprising Facts About Women Who Watch Porn

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One year ago, Pornhub analyzed the site’s data to figure out what women want from the porn they watch. This year, they followed up with the same research to see what’s changed since then. Here are some of the surprising facts they found about women who watch porn:

  1. The most searched for categories are “lesbian,” “threesome,” and “squirt”
    Also, “black,” “cartoon,” and “scissoring” have become more popular since 2014.
  2. More women searched for “real celebrity sex tapes” and “real massage cams”
    Since the previous year, there was a 1,000% increase in searches in each category (respectively).
  3. Women want to see reality TV stars more than porn stars
    Interestingly, Kim Kardashian and Farrah Abraham were the two most searched for “porn stars” on Pornhub.
  4. Women search for male porn stars like James Deen and Bruce Venture way more than men
    Well, they are considered porn stars specifically for the ladies!
  5. Women are more likely to seek out oral sex being performed on women
    The top five terms were “guy licking pussy,” “man eating pussy,” “pussy eating orgasm,” “pussy licking,” and “eating pussy.”
  6. The average worldwide porn consumer is 34 years old for women
    And 36 years old for men.
  7. Women spend a little longer than men watching porn
    Women “get off” of Pornhub in around 10 minutes—about a minute longer than men.

In the mood to really see what women want? We just need 10 minutes of your time!

Check out more surprising facts about women who watch porn here.

New Film About Fetishes is Full of Kink and Laughs

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The Little Death is a new Australian comedy by writer/director/actor Josh Lawson that’s full of kinky sexual fetishes and hilarious scenarios. The film intertwines stories that revolve around five fetishes: rape fantasy, role play, dacryphilia (crying fetish), somnophilia (sleeping fetish), and telephone scatologia (obscene phone call fetish). The scenarios are absurd, funny, and clever—in one of them, a deaf man uses a Skype sign language interpreter to call a phone sex line!

While writing the script, the filmmaker created several scandalous scenarios for other fetishes that didn’t end up making it in the final cut (one involving dendrophilia, or a sexual attraction to trees). But the most interesting thing about the film is how it doesn’t moralize or shame any of the characters for their kinky tastes. It also doesn’t shy away from explicit language and subject matter. Lawson said of fetishists, “No matter how weird and wonderful we think we are, we all deserve love in a way that makes sense to us.” Amen to that!

Want to celebrate the right to be kinky? We’re all about weird and wonderful scenarios here!

Check out more about The Little Death here.

Millennials Most Searched For Categories on Pornhub

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You can find out a lot about a generation just through looking at their porn preferences. That’s why Pornhub recently decided to sneak a peak at what types of porn Millennials are getting into these days. Since Millennials make up around 60 percent of Pornhub’s users, they rounded up the data to find out more about what, exactly, is getting youngsters off. So what’s the most searched for categories among the 18-34 demographic?

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Not surprisingly, lesbian, teen, stepmom, MILF, squirt ranked the highest. And the next top five terms were mom, step sister, Japanese, threesome, massage. Other interesting data: Millennials watch the most porn on Mondays between 11pm and midnight, and they usually watch it on their phones. Millennials are also more likely to use porn categories than older users, such as cosplay, hentai, pov, anime, and emo (so angsty!). So what have we learned? Mainly that Millennials are down for some hot girl-on-girl action with a mom or a teenage stepsister, or both at the same time, preferably in anime!

Want to get into some action yourself? Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby!

Check out more data about what Millennials want from their porn.

 

Strippers Explain Strip Club Etiquette

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Copy-of-Stripper_on_a_Pole_svgLet’s face it, in any establishment there are unwritten rules about how to behave—and this is especially true at a strip club. That’s why some exotic dancers were only too happy to sit down with a writer at Vice to discuss how customers should behave when getting down at the strip club. Here’s the dancers’ best advice for those looking to have some fun, and not piss anyone off:

  1. Don’t try to have sex with the dancers
    Strippers work in the sex industry, but they aren’t sex workers. Meaning, they don’t have sex for money. Don’t ask; it’s rude.
  2. Be nice; don’t be creepy Some strippers have had some not so nice experiences with dudes telling them that they look like a sister or a daughter. That’s creepy. Best not to mention relatives at the strip club.
  3. Wear deodorant
    Body odor kills the mood pretty quick. Be kind; wear deodorant.
  4. Fetish play costs extra If you’ve got a fetish you’d like a dancer to indulge in the champagne room, understand that you will need to pay extra.
  5. Don’t cum in your pants
    If you are going to cum, please give the dancer a heads up (pun intended!) beforehand. It’s not polite to have her sit in your jizz without a warning.
  6. Respect the strippers
    These women are mothers, daughters, sisters, students, future surgeons, you name it. They need to be treated with respect.

Want to have some well-behaved (or not!) fun with us? You know what they say, what happens in the Niteflirt champagne room, stays in the Niteflirt champagne room!

Check out more of the strippers’ best stories and tips.

Sexual Fetish Research Shows the Endlessness of Erotic Desire

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sexy-scientistResearchers have come a long way since 2004 when they first attempted to catalogue human’s seemingly endless sexual fetishes. Back then, the most common fetishes involved body parts, namely feet and toes, followed by body fluids (blood, urine, etc.), then body types (tall, short, fat, to name a few). The research also documented objects that go on the body—stockings, shoes, skirts and, of course, the most popular, underwear. The most shocking fetishes recorded then probably had to do with catheters and pacemakers…we’ll let you use your imagination.

But now, psychiatrists have taken on the monumental task of attempting to record all of the sexual fetishes in the world in order to include them in the ever evolving Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM). In the latest DSM released in 2010, the focus turned to Paraphilia, or “the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, or individuals.” Before doctors understood that paraphilia fetishes were just a kinky sexual preference, people called these fetishists “perverts” or “sexual deviants.” These days, researchers just want to understand fetishes like Dacryphilia (a BDSM variant whereby sexual enjoyment or arousal is gained from tears and crying) to record and try to make sense of all the endless ways people express erotic desire.

Want to have some kinky experiences yourself? We are all about endless erotic desire here!

Check out more about the history of sexual fetish research here.

What Women Want Men To Know About Their Pussies

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naked beautiful bodyFor a lot of dudes, the pussy is a mystery. Whether it’s an anatomical problem (men let it all hang out while women have theirs neatly tucked away), or a result of the sorry state of affairs that is Sex Ed, one thing is for certain: women want men to know about their lady parts so that men can know what to do with those lady parts. So here are women’s advice on what they want men to know about their pussies:

  1. Pay attention to the clit
    The clit is the only organ in the human body that is made solely for pleasure. It has around 8,000 nerve endings and, most importantly, most woman—an estimated 85 percent—can only cum during sex when the clit is stimulated.
  2. Approach the clit with care—it’s sensitive!
    While women want attention to the clit, too much of a good thing can be very very bad. Be gentle, especially at first—work up to more intense stimulation.
  3. The clit isn’t the only part of the pussy that wants love
    This does not mean harsh rubbing or fingering—it does mean exploring the vajayjay and all its sensitive, erotic pleasure zones. Also, be sure to cut your nails!
  4. Use lube
    While pussies get magically wet all on their own, lube is important for comfort, pleasure, and enhancing the experience. Use it!
  5. If you want to know what the pussy likes, just ask!

Feel like having a fun Sex Ed session yourself? We definitely can let you in on what women want right here!

Check out more about what women want men to know about pussies here!

Illicit Sex Tape Goes Viral in China and Angers the Government

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10817159986_3b12084857_zA viral sex tape that made it past the censors is promising to “Break the [Chinese] Internet” this week. The one-minute porn shows a couple fucking in a popular Chinese department store—and it’s since been viewed by millions of people. The x-rated video spread like wildfire all over China’s social media, which left the internet censors unable to catch the illicit material in time.

Although the censors are denouncing the sex tape as a “vulgar video [that] spread like a virus online and clashed with socialist core values,” the public’s reaction proves that many Chinese feel excitement at seeing the porn, not disgust. Since the incident, there have been commemorative t-shirts of the stunt, jokes on social media, and legions of people taking selfies outside the department store where the porn was shot. Even while the government continues to censor the internet against anything it finds “vulgar” or objectionable, Chinese citizens are finding ways to spread freedom of expression—and celebrate a love of porn!

Three cheers for internet porn! Come exercise your freedoms with us!

Check out more about the illicit Chinese sex tape here.

8 Unavoidably Unsexy Things That Happen the First Time You Fuck Someone

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imagesDistractify recently put together a list of the unavoidably unsexy things that happen during sex that will make you cringe with embarrassment and laugh with recognition. Let’s face it, sex for the first time with someone can definitely bring some awkwardness, and this list is a hilarious reminder of all those simply unavoidable moments. Here are the 8 unsexy things that happen the first time you fuck someone (check out the full list below):

  1. Your bodies will make several sounds when they slap and detach, slap and detach
    Distractify describes this phenomenon as “the sound of a wet suction cup being peeled from the side of a bathtub.”
  2. You’ll direct your partner to what feels good like an air traffic controller
    Wave an arm; use a code; try to decipher what the other person wants while trying to stick a perfect landing.
  3. Yes, you will smell and probably have your face in their armpit
    And possibly, if you’re into that, you will lick their armpit.
  4. You will get hair in your mouth
    At some point you will need to pause to get hair, pubic or otherwise, out of your mouth.
  5. The condom ask and search party
    Someone will ask, the other will search…and sometimes search and search and search for a condom: “sort of like a business deal and a scavenger hunt.”
  6. There’ll be awkwardness putting the condom on 
    You try to do this as smoothly as possible, but it will inevitably be awkward.
  7. Yes, air will get pushed inside places and noises will be made in response
    Aw, yes. The unavoidable queef. It happens.
  8. You are going to get sweaty
    Distractify: “Not in a glisten-y way, but in an ‘oh my god, I didn’t know I could sweat there’ animal way.”

These are funny cause they’re true. In the mood to have some real experiences yourself? We don’t mind getting sweaty here!

Check out Distractify’s list.