Miss Universe Dumps Tim Tebow Because He Won’t Fuck

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CulpoTebowOlivia Culpo, former winner of Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, reportedly dumped Tim Tebow because he refused to fuck her. Tebow is committed to a chastity pledge that requires him to abstain from any sort of hanky-panky until marriage. Sources say that Tebow was completely smitten with Culpo, and would send her “love letters and cute notes professing his love for her.” But unfortunately, a cute note does not an orgasm make, and eventually, Culpo got tired of all the cold showers and long runs.

Once Culpo realized Tebow was not going to budge from his strict no fucking pledge, she had to bail because, as an anonymous source explained in The New York Daily Mail, “she just couldn’t handle it.” Culpo probably thought she could change Tebow’s mind because she was successful in taking the V-card of another well-known purity pledger: Nick Jonas. Her ex wore a purity ring when they first started dating, but after a year, the ring was off and his virginity was a thing of the past. He was even upfront about boning Culpo: when Wendy Williams asked him about it, he responded, “As I said, I’m an adult in all ways.”

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Gay Actor Promises ‘The Most Intense Sex Scene’ in ‘Looking’ Finale

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For a show that’s about gay men and sex, there’s no better way to go out than with a literal bang. Jonathan Groff, star of HBO’s acclaimed show “Looking,” just revealed that the finale of the show’s wrap-up movie is going to feature a very steamy sex scene. “There’s a lot of sex,” Groff said in an interview. “I don’t want to say who it was with, but I just shot the most intense sex scene I’ve ever done.”

Groff also talked about how the show is groundbreaking for the way it opened people’s minds, especially when it came to gay sex. He was shocked at how a lot of the liberals he knew, including artists in LA and NYC, didn’t know that gay men could have sex while facing each other. “The show illuminated intimacy in sex [between men] without being porny or salacious. Those scenes felt very real and true to life. I was excited to do them,” he said. Despite rave reviews by critics, the show was canceled after only two seasons. But thankfully, you can see the wrap-up movie—with its hot sex scene—early next year.

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Hilarious Tweets That Prove Grindr Was At Its Worst in 2015

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Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.

  1. When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid“I’m having a funeral for my fish.”“I have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.”

    Tweet: “Grindr in a nutshell.”

  2. When gay sex just gets too complicatedTweet: “Someone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ – I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom in the evolutionary series.”
  3. When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up linesTweet: “Someone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.”
  4. When straight guys feel like sexually exploring“Can I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut?”Tweet: “I hate Grindr.”
  5. When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to homeTweet: “Grindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”
  6. When work gets awkwardTweet: “That awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky only.'”
  7. And things get “hot for teacher”…in a bad wayTweet: “My teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.”
  8. When dude’s get right to the point“Door open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck me, unload.”“Is that the standard greeting now?”

    Tweet: “I must’ve missed the memo…”

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7 Women Confess Their True Feelings About Their Pussies

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Some women recently took to Whisper to confess their deepest feelings about their pussies. Though you’d think having a pussy would be amazing, these women’s confessions show there’s a range of emotions when it comes to vajayjay’s. Here’s what they said.

  1. “Confession: I like to just sit and look at my vagina. I have major vagina confidence.”
    Well, vagina’s are pretty magical!
  2. “My husband wants to give me oral sex so bad but I won’t let him because I’m afraid of my vagina.”
    You have nothing to fear but fear itself! By all means, let your husband do his thang!
  3. “I told a guy my vagina had teeth so he wouldn’t date me. No regrets.”
    Yes, and if he actually believed you, then indeed, no regrets.
  4. “I rug burned my vagina and I have no idea how to explain this to a doctor.”
    Wow. It’s probably a pretty great story though!
  5. “My boyfriend just told me that my vagina smells like fried chicken. I’m taking that as a compliment.”
    Mmm, Finger lickin’ good!
  6. “My vagina is constantly wet…Is it possible to be TOO wet?”
    This is a good problem to have. And no it isn’t.
  7. “I’m scared to lose my virginity because my vagina doesn’t look like the girls I have seen in pornos…”
    Pussies come in all shapes, colors, and sizes. That’s what makes them beautiful!

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Here’s How Much Sex Happy Couples Have

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just4pleasureEven though as a society we think that sex is the secret sauce to a lasting relationship, more sex isn’t always better for couples in a long term relationship. So what is the magical number that a couple should have sex to keep their relationship happy and healthy? A new study has the answer, and the number is probably less than you might think. As it turns out, sex once a week is the sweet spot for established couples.

The study looked at data from 25,510 Americans aged 18 to 89 and found that while having sex definitely means more satisfaction and well-being in a relationship, happiness maxes out at sex about once a week. “This showed a linear association between sex and happiness up to a frequency of once a week, but at higher frequencies there is no longer an association,” said a psychologist on the study. “Therefore it is not necessary, on average, for couples to aim to engage in sex as frequently as possible.” In another interesting finding, the study found that having sex once a week makes couples happier than if they had more money! The takeaway message is that having sex regularly is important for maintaining happiness in a relationship, but that it’s also okay for couples to have realistic expectations for their sex life.

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10 Confessions From People Who’ve Heard Some Strange Things After Sex

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Image Source: Flickr | 93963757@N05 (Richard Foster)Let’s face it, we’ve all had a one-nighter that turned out a little, um, weird. While casual sex is great for no-strings-attached fun, the aftermath is not always so hot—especially if you find out that the person you just fucked is not quite what they seemed in that dark bar after you’d had a few drinks. Here are 10 confessions from people who’ve heard some very strange things after sex.

  1. “She reintroduced herself using her real name…lol.”
    Oh, hello. Nice to meet you, stranger I just had sex with!
  2. “Hey, can you give me a ride to my boyfriend’s house?”
    Um, I wish that you’d given me this information before deciding to ride me.
  3. “He told me after we did it that his dead rabbit was under his bed! WTF?!”
    Things just got Fatal Attraction creepy!
  4. “I always had a thing for your mother so now I know what it’s like to have sex with her.”
    The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, or something?!
  5. “Someone needs to do cardio.”
    Thanks for the inspiration?
  6. “You have the hottest vagina I’ve been in, literally, the temperature is unreal.”
    This line’s like a badly written sex scene.
  7. “I wish the condom would’ve broke so I could keep you in my life.”
    One word: RUN!
  8. “He jumped up, did “touchdown” arms and yelled, “that was the best sex I’ve ever had!”
    Score!
  9. “‘My God, that was so consensual!’ I think she meant ‘sensual,’ but it was a good laugh either way.” 
    Consensual sex is always sexy!
  10. “‘Now you are part of me forever.’ Which would be romantic, but…we had just met.”
    Again, things are getting a little too much like Fatal Attraction up in here…

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Inside Los Angeles’ Exclusive Gay Sex Party

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marcus_hansson:Los Angeles is home to one of the best and most exclusive gay sex parties out there. Guys travels from other countries, pay large sums of money, and put through themselves through a rigorous screening process all to have the experience of attending what can only be described as a giant gay orgy. The attendees represent an underground network of people who want to celebrate their sexuality through watching or participating in erotic and sexual events. And this LA sex party definitely lets them explore their sexuality and fantasies while having a night they’ll never forget!

The orgy party’s organizer, who goes by V, said, “We have a mix of gay, straight and bisexual men and women in the audience, so it’s important for us to have a wide variety for guests.” A lot of the guests like to watch the live-show, which usually consists of guys getting on stage, stripping, and masturbating in front of the others. Straight men and women also enjoy the scene, including one couple who said that the parties help them to open up sexually, and add some spice to their sex life. “I am not gay or bi or anything like that, but something about seeing these guys whack off gets me hard, and seeing my wife turned on is always a plus. So, by the time we leave and get home, I’m ready to just pound her out,” said the man. And according to V, that’s the point of the parties: “I want people, couples, everyone, to experience sexuality in their own way. I want them to explore their bodies and fantasies to get the full flavor of life.”

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6 Amazing Gay Porn Parodies Inspired By Your Favorite Hollywood Movies

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batman-robin-male-xxx-gay-porn-parodySure, we’ve all seen Batman and Robin, but have you seen Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody? Or what about the newest Harry Potter’s?—you can have your pick between Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls and Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs. If you love these movies and other Hollywood classics, and you also happen to be a fan of hot gay porn, we have good news for you: you can watch amazing gay porn parodies inspired by your favorite movies! Here are some of the best.

  1. Twinklight
    Yes, this is Twilight but with gay vampires. What’s not to love?
  2. Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody
    This just makes sense—everyone always knew that Batman and Robin were in a gay relationship!
  3. Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody
    This Spiderman gay parody will definitely turn on your spidey sense! The gay sex is so hot it will having you climbing up the walls while shooting white fluid from your body!
  4. Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs
    Synopsis: “This sexsational flick of hot twink lust introduces Brit BoyToy Larry Potter. Watch him wave his magic wand and make hot Brazilian soccer players appear. Lean teen, barely legal boys, hard pounding anal action, colossal cumshots, and a bit of magic.”
  5. Green Lantern is Gay: A XXX Parody
    Well, obviously he is! This gay porn parody will keep you (hard) on the edge of your seat as the Green Lantern fights to “win the heart and ass of his true love.”
  6. G.I. MO: Rise of the Cock
    Synopsis: “Gavin keeps a nice hard-on while he’s getting fucked, which I love about him. Bradley gives it to him good, and Gavin shoots a huge load all over his chest while Bradley’s fucking him, and then Bradley pulls out and shoots an amazing load himself. It made Gavin looked like a glazed doughnut!”

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Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video

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If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised (most of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: “it’s shaped like a penis”; “it’s shaped like a can of beans.” How veiny is the cock? What does it look like hard? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said “a full GMO banana”). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (“it changes color,” laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls: they had to describe the color, shape (“you know that net that catches basketballs?”), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses—while some of the men were a bit more critical: “It’s definitely bigger than that!”

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Here is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.

New Sex Toy Turns Your Phone Into a Vibrator

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A new sex toy that turns your phone into a vibrator is promising to make sexting a literal reality. The IZIVIBE is being described as “the world’s first sex toy which uses the vibrations of your smartphone!” So far, the company just has a prototype, but with all the buzz and excitement surrounding the device, they plan to launch a campaign to bring the high-tech sex toy to the masses.

The IZIVIBE website says, “Simple but effective, IZIVIBE’s internal dildo structure is designed to propagate the phone’s vibrations along the entire length to get a maximum of pleasure.” The phallic-shaped phone extension has several functions, including seven vibe modes, customization options, and the ability to allow a partner to control the settings remotely (literal phone sex, anyone?). The device is also made from safe, medical-grade silicone, and will have a protective sleeve so that any dirtiness from your phone won’t get transferred onto your sensitive areas. The company hopes to have the sex toy out in markets by June 2016, and so far, they have not confirmed a price.

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