Lustiest Painting in History is the Second Most Expensive

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Amedeo Modigliani’s famous drug-induced erotic masterpiece “Nu couché” just sold for $170.4 million, making it the second most expensive painting ever sold after Picasso’s “Women of Algiers.” The painting has been called “a hymn to lust,” with a nude, black-eyed seductress lying back on a red bed, offering herself up to the viewer. Painted in 1917-18, the artist was a penniless, drug-addled bohemian, who likely wouldn’t believe the price his high-art erotica fetched nearly a century later.

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The artwork proves once again that sex really does sell. It’s even more graphic than Picasso’s “Women of Algiers” with their multiple cubist breasts and asses scattered around the canvas. “Nu couché” is a sensual masterpiece, mixing modernist elements with erotic thrills and seduction. It was painted during WWI, during an absinthe-haze, in which Modigliani takes as his subject his lover in all her seductive majesty—escaping the brutality of the war in her black, lusty eyes.

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Here’s more about art history’s lustiest and second most expensive painting.

Ronda Rousey’s (Bad) Sex Advice

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rondaRonda Rousey is considered one of the world’s best fighters, so you’d think that she’d know a thing or two about winning…in the bedroom! Maxim recently sat down with the UFC champion to talk sex and dating, and she had some great advice for men. In response to a question about what a guy should always do in bed, Rousey recommends he “take his time.” While this is excellent advice, the rest of what she said wasn’t exactly (sexual) gold.

“In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than [sic] you’re being lazy… and you’re not taking your time,” she said. Although it’s good to know that Rousey’s pussy is always naturally wet and ready for action, this is not true of many women, no matter how good the foreplay is. This is especially bad advice if you want to have some anal play, as not all orifices are adequately slippery enough without lube. As a sex educator put it, her advice is basically like “telling massage therapists that using massage oil is being lazy.” To put it simply: don’t K.O. lube, Rousey; lube is always a winner.

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Here’s more of Ronda Rousey’s sex advice.

Magical Liquid Strips Away Clothes in Sexy New Video

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There’s a new video by Tim Fitzgerald making the rounds on the internet that shows sexy peoples’ clothes being stripped off with a magical liquid. And it’s really cool! A splash of the crazy liquid makes clothes immediately disappear wherever it lands, like invisible paint that vaporizes whatever it touches. And not only is it really, really cool, it’s also super hot! (watch the video below).

In one part of the video, you see a sexy woman’s ass magically revealed through her tight mini-skirt as soon as the liquid is thrown at her booty. Then, a guy spits the liquid all over a woman’s crotch, and her bare pussy is suddenly revealed. And it doesn’t stop there: the liquid is splashed over dudes too, revealing sudden cocks of all shapes and sizes. When a woman drips the stuff over her shirt, her nipples suddenly appear. So, what’s the crazy liquid? A neat camera trick using paint! They film once with green paint splashing on the people and another time with everyone naked, then layer the footage on top of each other, making it appear as though the splashing liquid were vaporizing clothes into mid-air!

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Check out the video.

Paint Stripper from Tim Fitzgerald on Vimeo.
 

Couples Who Share Chores Have Better and More Frequent Sex

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Tired housewives all over the world are rejoicing over a new study from University of Alberta which found that heterosexual couples who share chores have better and more frequent sex. The study’s findings showed that when a man fairly pitched in around the house, the couple had sex more often, and that each person reported more sexual satisfaction. The head researcher of the study is a couple’s therapist who set out to debunk a 2012 study that claimed that when men contributed equally to chores traditionally considered “women’s work” (the dishes, cooking, etc.), the couple had less sex. But that seemed counter-intuitive based on his experiences with the couples he worked with as a therapist.

After analyzing data from a five-year study of 1,338 German couples, he found that his instinct had been correct. The data showed that not only did helping out with chores not hurt a couple’s sex life, it actually enhanced it. Although seeing a man roll up his sleeves and get his hands dirty is pretty sexy, that isn’t why sharing chores helps a guy’s chance of getting good lovin’ more often. “Knowing that a partner is pulling his weight prevents anger and bitterness, creating more fertile ground in which a (satisfying) sexual encounter may occur,” the researcher explained. So basically, if men want to get that sweet dessert after dinner, they better do those dishes first!

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Check out more about the chores/sex study here.

Man With a Slide Fetish Gets Banned From Playgrounds

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Just when you think you’ve heard of every strange fetish, some kinkster winds up in the news with a fresh bizarre and outlandish headline. This week’s: a man with a slide fetish defiling public playgrounds! Yes, England has now banned a gent from local playgrounds after he admitted to simulating a sex act on park equipment.

And it wasn’t the first time: he also stripped completely naked and simulated a similar act on a different slide earlier this summer. Apparently, the 46-year-old got caught in the act by observers in a park and was arrested. He’s since pleaded guilty to public indecency, so the court gave him a “criminal behavior order” that bans him from any recreation area with a slide. Poor bloke—he just wanted a little slip n’ slide action!

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Check out more about the slide fetishist.

Sex Helps You Get Pregnant and Fight a Cold

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Sex seems to be nature’s miracle: it helps head aches, stomach aches, boosts happiness and well-being, and now, according to two new studies, has proven to help women conceive and fight a cold! Newsweek reported on two papers that show sex can boost the immune system and can increase a woman’s chance of getting pregnant even if she’s getting laid during infertile times. So, basically, if you’re trying to have a baby (and hate getting sick), having a lot of sex is your best bet!

This is because the healthy cells that get built up in sexually active women to help them conceive also boosts the immune system, which helps the body fight off infections and illness. Frisky ladies also have more white blood cells and antibodies, helpful for fighting off “bacteria, viruses and other microbes.” In other words, their bodies go into protective mode in case of pregnancy—which is why the ladies who weren’t getting laid did not have the same antibodies as those who were. This finding shows that couples don’t need to wait for peak ovulation times to try and get pregnant—the best course of action is just to go at it as much as possible!

Feeling a bit frisky yourself? We are all about getting laid as often as possible!

Check out more about how sex helps women get pregnant and fight a cold here.

Porn Stars Draw Their Most Memorable Scenes

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At Venus, the largest erotic trade fair in the world, Vice asked porn stars to draw their most memorable scenes. And after all the rigamarole of putting on live shows on the various stages and posing for pictures with excited, groping fans, the porn stars were all too happy to oblige. Vice promises that “the end result is a collection of beautiful, original drawings culled straight from the memories of your favorite porn stars.” Here are some of the highlights (check out the illustrations below).

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  1. “Groupie Girl,” by Pussy Kat Pussy Kat’s picture is of an eager groupie girl that she decided to shoot a three-way scene with. Pussy Kat says that she was “totally crazy! Like really wild.” And that she “demanded that Leyluken [Pussy Kat’s friend and scene partner] cum in her face while I squirt in her mouth. So that’s what we did.”
  2. “The Propeller,” by Mia Julia This is an illustration of the time Mia Julia’s co-star decided to “take [her] the other way around.” She says, “all of a sudden, I was upside down, he was holding me by my butt and I gave him a blowjob upside-down. He ate me out a little too.”
  3. “Piss Mishap,” by Jill Diamond In this one, Jill Diamond gets an unexpected surprise right in her face—and we’re not talking about cum! Apparently, her co-star had a medical condition, and accidentally pissed all over her face during a blowjob scene. Whoops!
  4. “The Tree,” by Hümeyre Ophelia Yep, you guessed it: this porn star fucked up in a tree! She admitted that it was “totally crazy” but also good. Talk about becoming closer with nature!

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Check out the porn stars’ illustrations of their most memorable scenes: https://www.vice.com/read/we-got-adult-actors-to-draw-some-of-their-scenes-876

The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisHave you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

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And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”

Sex Toy Company ‘Clone-A-Willy’ Wants to Clone Justin Bieber’s Willy

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Justin Bieber’s been getting some good press lately: he’s got a new album that people seem to like, favorable media attention for his recent softer persona and, also, some buzz about his allegedly very nice cock! Yes, according to some reliable sources (who refer to his member as “OMG”), he is quite well-endowed. And now all that good press has attracted the attention of sex toy company Clone-A-Willy, who is eager to get Bieber’s cock in one of their notorious molds.

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The company that makes fully functional replicas of people’s sex organs is offering Bieber one million dollars to advertise the product. Clone-A-Willy thinks the business arrangement would be mutually beneficial: Bieber could promote his music, and the company could promote its sexy wares. Clone-A-Willy said in a letter to the star, “Justin Bieber, he’s popular, talented and now as the entire world knows … quite well-endowed. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn’t hurt his ‘dating’ life.” The company is assuring Bieber that they would not put the Bieber sex toy on the market (though they would have a mold of his dick…), but considering how upset he got when naked pictures of him were published, it’s doubtful that he’ll be cloning his willy anytime soon.

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Check out more about Clone-A-Willy’s offer to Justin Bieber.

New Documentary Explores Straight Men’s Attraction to Trans Women

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Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers – Geri, Faye, Lorenna, Mark, Andy and Paige. Photograph: Jude Edington/Channel 4There’s a new UK documentary about straight men who prefer trans women called Sex Diaries: Trans Lovers. It offers a fascinating glimpse into a still taboo subject—which director Charlie Russell admitted wasn’t an easy feat, considering his difficulty with finding men to discuss their relationships with trans women. Russell considers in the intro, “Is this a new kind of relationship, one that is neither gay, straight, or bi, but perhaps something entirely different instead?”

What was especially interesting to the director is why these straight-identified men seek out women who have penises. There is no simple answer to that, and the men who were interviewed often didn’t know themselves. One man said that he found transsexual women beautiful; another said he liked that trans women were “easier” to fuck than cisgender women, since they seem to know what men want. Many of the trans women also chimed in on the phenomenon, with one lady saying that “A guy who wants to be with a transsexual obviously wants someone with a dick, so he wants a woman who uses her dick.” Another woman was thrilled that she finally found a nice guy: “All you’ve had is men before treating you like a piece of meat, basically, and it’s not nice.”

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Check out more about the documentary here.