Man With 1.5-Foot-Long Dick Claims Work Is Hard To Come By

inflatable-tubeA man with a 1.5-foot-long cock has registered for disabilities because his member is preventing him from penetrating the job market. He says it’s impossible to keep a job since he can’t kneel, or even wear a uniform. The man considers his giant dick his pride and joy, despite the difficulties with work and with finding romantic partners who would be game.

“I’m happy with my penis,” he said. “I know nobody has the size I have.” There’s one job the man thinks he can do, though—porn. He wants to get into the porn industry where he’d make “a lot of money.” He also thinks he’d be able to meet a girlfriend—you know, the right woman for the job.

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Check out more about the man with the 1.5-foot-long cock: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/man-with-1-5-foot-long-member-claims-work-is-hard-to-come-by/

There’s Now A ‘Hamilton’ Porn Parody

13908526896_b6596f14a8_zAmerica’s forefathers have never been raunchier than in the new porn parody of the hit Broadway musical “Hamilton.” WoodRocket has just released “Hamiltoe,” the sex-enhanced story of one of our nation’s greatest “pounding fathers.” Adult film star Tommy Pistol takes Lin-Manuel Miranda’s place as Alexander Hamiltoe.

The X-rated pornsical takes place in 1769, when our hero Hamiltoe invents the threesome, with the help of the two “Fister Sisters.” Other pounding fathers include Cumas Jefferson, James Madickson, and Aaron Bonerr, who eventually squares off with a very horny Hamilton in a “penis duel.” We guarantee historical musicals have never been more entertaining—or filthy—as Hamiltoe!

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Check out the trailer for “Hamiltoe”: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hamilton-porn-parody_us_5a2ae505e4b073789f698892

Harvard Hosts Annual ‘Anal Sex 101’ Class

cuckoldHarvard students who aspire to be at the bottom of the class are signing up for “Anal Sex 101.” The prestigious Ivy League hosts the class annually as part of Sex Week, which also offers classes like “Kink 101” and “Beyond the Hub: Broadening Your Porn Horizons.” “It’s all about practice, practice, practice,” instructor Natasha tells the pupils at the nation’s No. 2 college.

Students learn how to relax their rectums and the importance of butt plugs as they’re schooled on the ins and outs of sodomy. “Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas … the butthole is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a butthole,” says Natasha. Some lucky raffle winners take home vibrators, and everyone walks away with free condoms and sex toy cleaners—not to mention a million dollar sexual education!

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Check out more about Anal Sex 101 at Harvard: https://nypost.com/2017/11/08/harvard-hosts-annual-anal-sex-101-class/

Best Outdoor Sex Positions: 6 Fun Ideas Outdoor Sex

Looking for something exhilarating? We’ve got just the thing: outdoor sex. Below are some of the best outdoor sex positions to keep you comfortable, safe, and seriously turned on while you hook up in the great outdoors.

  1. Assisted Missionary (With Pool Floaty)

    Pool floats also make great sex props while getting frisky outside. Placing the float under the receiver’s ass will act as a great cushion and heighten the angle of penetration, which can feel amazing for both partners. This outdoor sex position works especially well in a pool, lake, or backyard with a sturdy inflatable or lounge chair. Just make sure the floaty is stable before things get wild.
  2. Lawn Mower (Standing Doggy-Style)

    In this doggy-style outdoor sex position, the receiver places their hands on the ground so their body is bent upward while the giver enters from behind. The angle can be deep and intense, and it’s perfect on a grassy lawn or soft ground. Before you drop into position, quickly check the area for rocks, sticks, or bugs, and consider laying down a blanket if you’d rather not get grass stains on your knees or hands.
  3. Reverse Cowgirl

    This reverse cowgirl outdoor sex position is ideal if you have a blanket and a soft surface, like sand, grass, or a picnic area. One partner lies on their back while the other straddles them facing away, riding at their own pace. Who doesn’t love sex on the beach, or a cozy blanket under the stars? Use a thick towel or blanket to protect your skin from sand and small rocks, and keep some lube handy if things feel dry.
  4. Tree Pose (Sex Against a Tree)

    A sturdy tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex. You can lean the receiver against the trunk for standing doggy-style, or have one partner wrap a leg around the other’s hip for a closer full-body embrace. This tree-supported outdoor sex position works well on hikes or in secluded parks, but pick a tree with relatively smooth bark and avoid spots where you’re easily visible from trails or campsites.
  5. Fire Hydrant (Discreet Oral Sex)

    This position is great for couples wanting to taste the outdoors. One partner sits on the ground, preferably with a blanket or towel under their butt, and performs oral sex on their standing partner. This is perfect for a discreet outdoor oral sex position on a lawn, in a quiet park, or by the pool. Keep the receiver low to the ground and the standing partner close, so the angle is comfortable and you can shift quickly if someone walks by. A thicker blanket or folded towel under the seated partner makes this much more knee- and butt-friendly.
  6. Picnic Spread

    If you have an outdoor table or a big picnic blanket, you can use it as your “bedroom” in nature. Try seated lap sex on a bench, bent-over positions on the table, or spooning on the blanket with pillows or cushions for extra comfort. Make sure any table or bench you use is stable, and choose a spot that’s away from crowds so you can focus on pleasure instead of worrying about who might walk past.

Comfort Tips for Better Outdoor Sex

Outdoor sex is hottest when the setup feels good, not like a struggle. Choose a spot with soft ground, a little cover, and enough room to twist, grind, and change positions without worrying who might catch the show.

Bring a few simple comfort essentials: a blanket or towel to turn grass or sand into a makeshift bed, and a cushion or rolled-up jacket to lift hips or support knees so you can really lean into the movement. Slip into clothes that are easy to slide aside or peel off. Elastic waistbands, soft fabrics, and fewer fiddly buttons mean you can get access fast when the mood hits.

Once you’re tangled up together, notice how your bodies feel against the ground, the air, and each other. If something’s pinching, scratching, or killing the mood, laugh about it, shift your angle, or move to a slightly different spot. Treat comfort as part of the seduction, adjusting, teasing, and repositioning until you’ve found that sweet spot where every thrust, grind, and touch feels even better out in the open air.

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Portraits In Kink

body-1095226_640A photographer decided to explore the fetish, BDSM, and kink communities in his latest photography project. He found his models on FetLife, a “social network for the BDSM and fetish community,” that describes itself as “similar to Facebook and MySpace but run by kinksters like you and me.” His ongoing series, “The Fetlife” takes viewers into the homes of kinksters, submissives, cosplay enthusiasts, and other “sexual deviants” all over New York City.

Some of his photographs include role-play, dominatrixes, foot fetishists, rope-play, age-play, bondage, and cross-dressing. The photographer’s intent is to familiarize, not exoticize, his unique subjects. His experience with Fetlife has also taught him about gender and sexual identity: “It’s been really interesting meeting people who fully accept who they are and aren’t afraid to express themselves honestly.”

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Check out more about The Fetlife: https://www.slate.com/blogs/behold/2014/09/23/danny_ghitis_photographs_the_kink_and_fetish_community_in_new_york_city.html

Anal Foreplay Tips To Try Tonight

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The key to having a good backdoor experience is foreplay. Just like with any kind of sex, anal requires some TLC to make it more enjoyable and pleasurable. Here are 6 anal foreplay tips from experts that will help make the experience feel so good.

  1. Massage the butt
    Erotic massages are always great during foreplay, but they’re even more helpful before anal. Rubbing on the receiver’s butt and working your way to right around the anus will make insertion that much more relaxing.
  2. Wear a butt plug
    Butt plugs and anal beads are a great way to “help prepare the anal muscles for penetration.” They’re designed to rub against the nerve endings in the anal area, so they feel really good.
  3. Go slow and savor
    Going slow—before and during—will help put everyone at ease. Don’t rush and remember to savor the moments.
  4. Relax yourself
    The key to good anal is being very relaxed. Relax your mind and body, and practice relaxing your anal sphincter by squeezing your butt muscles.
  5. Finger your own anus
    Practice beforehand by yourself: explore the anal area and, most importantly, use lots of lube.
  6. Use your tongue
    Try rimming or eating out your partner’s anus. This is the best way to get in the mood for anal sex.

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Check out more anal foreplay tips: https://www.refinery29.com/anal-sex-foreplay-ideas#slide-7

These Are The Most Common Sexual Fantasies

PinkPussyPaige02You might be surprised how common certain fantasies and fetishes are. A new survey of 400 people from a mobile dating app discovered that a lot of us have the same desires. The survey asked 241 women and 159 men about their sexual fantasies and found that the most common fantasy is having sex with multiple people at the same time, which 17.6% reported thinking about during masturbation.

Other popular sexual fantasies include role play, BDSM, and having an affair. Surprisingly, only 3% of respondents said they get turned on by the idea of public sex. “The big take-away from this data is that we are all more alike than we may think,” a researcher told Refinery29. “There’s safety in numbers, and if our survey can help people feel more comfortable in the knowledge that others share their thoughts on threesomes and role play, for example, perhaps it can lead to more fulfilling sex lives for all.”

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Check out more about the most common sexual fantasies: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/180046/common-sexual-fantasies-data

These Vibrating Panties Are A Party In Your Pants

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You know what’s even better than sexy panties? Slipping a vibrator inside them! Whether you wear vibrating panties as you go about your day or let someone else operate them using a remote control or app, they’ll make using a vibrator that much more exciting—not to mention hands-free! Here are the best vibrating panties for your next party in your pants.

  1. Lovehoney Secrets Remote Control 5 Function Vibrating Panties
    This vibrator is large enough to be enjoyed inside your usual, everyday panty.
  2. Coco de Mer Fifty Shades Freed My Body Blooms Rechargeable Panty Vi
    Fans of the latest Fifty Shades movie will love letting their partner take control and live out this hot Anastasia and Christian Grey fantasy.
  3. OhMiBod Ohmibod Club Vibe 2.Oh!
    This small vibrator can be slipped into the crotch of a lace thong and controlled up to 20 feet away. There’s even a “club mode” that allows the vibrator to pulse in sync with the music or sounds around you.
  4. CalExotics Lock-n-Play Remote Panty Vibe
    Magnetic wings ensure your vibrator will stay securely in place, so you can relax as you travel around town.
  5. Lovehoney Desire Luxury USB Remote Control Panty Vibrator
    When in public, it doesn’t get more discreet than this saddle-shaped vibrator. It’s USB rechargeable and comes with a pair of lace briefs.

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Check out more of the best vibrating panties: https://www.refinery29.com/best-vibrating-panties-reviews#slide-5

No Need To Dress For Dinner At This Parisian Restaurant For Nudists

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

Photo via Conceived Brooklyn

The hottest new restaurant in Paris is attracting adventurous customers hungry for a novel experience. Let’s just say these patrons like to have a little skin in the game—literally. It’s called O’Naturel, and it caters to nudists who are more interested in fine dining than fine clothing.

“The restaurant holds about 40 diners per seating, each of whom has to disrobe in what Fox News calls an ‘everything-check room’ before sitting at their tables,” reports HuffPost. O’Naturel is on a residential street away from tourist hot spots and it uses blackout curtains to ensure diner’s privacy. So far, naked diners have enjoyed the experience—although the president of the French Naturist Federation admits that dining in the buff is “a little surreal.”

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Check out more about the nudist restaurant: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/o-naturel-nudist-restaurant_us_5a3990bce4b0b0e5a79e0dd1

The Craziest Things Women Put In Their Pussies Last Year

ivankaIt seems that every year vaginal trends get even weirder. From glitter capsules to cucumber cleanses, there are some truly bizarre products for the pussy out there. Here are the craziest things women put in their pussies in 2017.

  1. Wasp nests
    Actual insect nests were ground into a paste and sold on Etsy to “heal episiotomy cuts, rejuvenate the uterine wall and clean out the vagina.” The listing has since been deleted because, you know, wasp nests are not meant to be put into vaginas.
  2. Cucumber cleanse
    These were meant to “help sanitize and maintain a pleasant odor.” Hot tip: it doesn’t work.
  3. Vicks VapoRub
    Some claim it’s both a “cleaner” and a sex-booster. Good luck with that!
  4. Lipstick glue
    The man who invented it says it helps clean the “self-cleaning shower drain” also known as the pussy. Any man who refers to a woman’s pussy as a “drain” should not be selling vaginal products, just FYI.
  5. Glitter
    Passion Dust Intimacy Capsules dissolve when placed in the vagina and release “sparkling candy-flavored passion dust.” Despite going viral, these glitter capsules are not doctor-approved or safe to insert inside your pussy.

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Check out more of the weirdest things women put in their pussies in 2017: https://nypost.com/2017/12/29/the-craziest-things-women-did-to-their-vaginas-this-year/