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These Cream-Filled Penis Waffles Are Arousing Lots Of Attention

A restaurant in Bangkok has tapped into a tasty treat that seems to be whetting everyone’s appetites: a penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English. The waffle comes cream-filled or stuffed with sausage and cheese with a mayonnaise dipping sauce (which obviously makes for great food porn).

The dick-shaped snack aroused lots of attention when a video went viral on Facebook, garnering more than 19 million views. “Since then, it seems the world has beaten a path―or something else―to the eatery,” says HuffPo. While the Thai food stall didn’t invent the penis waffle—it’s actually a style of snack that’s popular in Taiwan—it’s definitely emphasized the “cock” in Bangkok.

Looking for something tasty yourself? We can always whet your appetite here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the cream-filled dick waffles in Thailand: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-shaped-waffles_us_59ce6ba5e4b05f005d340385?section=us_weird-news

8 Wildest Places People Have Had Sex

pumpkinHave you ever longed to boldly fuck where no one has fucked before? If so, you’ll find these places thrilling—because literally nowhere is off limits for these brave folks. Here are the 8 wildest places people have actually gotten it on.

  1. “In my priest’s office, with my mother (the parish secretary) across the hall.”
    Jesus, that’s naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend and I left in the middle of an evening service in a Baptist church to go and have sex in the baptismal pool located in the old sanctuary. We both got a real thrill out of it.”
    Born again filthy—these two need another bath!
  3. “Me and the guy I was seeing at the time had what we called a ‘fucket list’ that covered all of our sex goals. Probably the best one was at the altar of our university’s chapel.”
    One more thing to check off the fucket list!
  4. “I once had sex in a moving motor home, in the double bed above the driver, who was my ex’s mum. The rest of the family were somewhere also in the motor home.”
    Riding dangerously!
  5. “In a hospital room on the gurney right after she was released.” What a way to celebrate!
  6. “Fingerbang in a jury room? This counts, no?”
    Yup!
  7. “My ex and I had sex in the front seat of my car at a drive-in movie theatre. Twice. After, we drove home naked.”
    Now that’s a good date!
  8. “I’ve had sex in a few interesting places, most notably In a cable car over the city of Barcelona and in the gatehouse at Trim Castle in Ireland.”
    Perfect vacation!

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Check out more of the wildest places people have fucked: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/any-time-any-place

Yes, You Can Really Use a Nokia Phone as a Vibrator

Recently, a sex positive site in India reported that many of the women they surveyed claimed their old Nokia phone was the best vibrator for masturbating. One skeptical sex toy reviewer at Gizmodo wanted to find out if it really works, so she decided to put the old brick to the test. She put the phone to its maximum vibration setting—and the results were surprisingly good.

She let her phone scroll through the different vibe settings for continuous sensation, and while it’s not the most ergonomic sex toy, the vibrations and multiple settings were powerful enough to get her off. It’s also simple and small enough that you can take it anywhere, and the long-lasting battery ensures it will last and last. Still, if you don’t feel comfortable masturbating with the chance that you might accidentally call your mom, there are other discreet options out there for you.

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Check out more about using an old Nokia as a vibrator: https://gizmodo.com/yes-you-really-can-use-a-nokia-phone-as-a-vibrator-1809951517

You’ll Never Guess What the Most Dangerous Sex Position Is

sexy-scientistWe’re willing to bet you’ll never guess which sex positions are the most dangerous. A recent study revealed that it’s actually the most basic sex positions that are the riskiest. As it turns out, doggy style is the position that causes the most ER-related injuries—closely followed by missionary.

Researchers looked into the sex lives of 90 patients, aged 18 to 66, who suffered penile fracture, and found that vanilla sex positions were most often to blame. In 69 cases (!), doggy style caused 37 injuries, missionary caused 23, and woman-on-top caused nine. Researchers say that while it can be difficult in the heat of the moment to “go a bit easier,” men should remember to “take firm hold of their partner’s hips to ensure they stay in position.” They added: “You’re also safer doing this position on the floor rather than with something hard [like a bed or table] in front of you.”

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Check out more about the most dangerous sex positions: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/dangerous-sex-position-revealed-doggy-style_uk_59bfc92ae4b02da0e1437360

Pussy Emojis Finally Exist

vaginaanatomyHave you been looking for a new sext-positive emoji? If so, look no further than pussy emojis, which are promising to take your sexting game to a whole new level. Flirtmoji, a sex-positive startup company, released a set of five diverse and adorable pussy emojis for your flirting pleasure.

“The self-proclaimed ‘group of hornballs‘ launched Flirtmoji last year to create a visual language of almost 200 emojis ‘designed to empower people of all sexualities to communicate their desires, concerns and flirtations,’” says HuffPo. Just like in real life, each pussy is designed to have a unique shape, size and color. Flirtmoji wants to create a whole new way to talk about sex in a fun, playful way. How perfect!

Looking for something flirty and fun? Let’s play on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about pussy emojis: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/adorable-vagina-emojis-exist-and-weve-never-been-happier_us_561d3ab3e4b028dd7ea54722

8 Types Of Sex Every Couple Has In The First Two Years

Flo Berry:BuzzFeed - QuickieThe first few years in a relationship, the sex is still really hot but you’re both, um, a lot more comfortable with each other. From trying out ambitious new sex acts to embracing stinky morning breath, couples everywhere will recognize these types of sex. Here’s the most relatable ones.

  1. The Minimum-Effort Quickie
    This one’s for when you both want to cum before bed. It’s nice and lazy—but still satisfying!
  2. The Probably Too Drunk To Fuck
    You’re both really horny, clumsily groping each other, trying not to elbow the other in the eye as you tear your clothes off.
  3. Probably Too Full To Fuck—But Let’s Fuck Anyway
    This one’s a testament to how comfortable you can feel with someone after a few years—bloated, lazy, and sleepy, but down to fuck!
  4. The Ambitious Fuck
    You could wind up on Sex Sent Me To The ER, but you just don’t care!
  5. The Extremely Quiet Sex At Your Parent’s House
    For when you just gotta get some—but the circumstances are less than ideal…
  6. The Really Bad Morning Breath Sex
    The sex is so good you just stop caring about stinky morning breath!
  7. Really Hot Makeup Sex
    For when the sex is so good you don’t even remember what you were fighting about!
  8. The Middle-Of-The-Afternoon Surprise Sex
    Pretty much the best thing you can do on the weekend!

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Check out more about the types of sex every couple has in the first two years: https://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/types-of-sex-every-couple-has-in-the-first-two-years

7 Threesome Tips

feetWhen it comes to threesomes, the hot possibilities are endless. The best advice to ensure that everybody has a good time is to be prepared for whatever happens. Here are some tips for a successful threesome.

  1. Make sure everyone involved actually wants to have a threesome
    It’s not going to work if one person is only doing it to make their partner happy. Make sure everyone’s comfortable for a good time.
  2. Don’t do it if your relationship’s not solid
    As one person on BuzzFeed said, “Do not have a threesome to spice things up with your partner if your relationship is on the rocks — this can cause a lot of tension, jealousy, and hurt feelings.”
  3. Set some boundaries beforehand
    If you’re having a threesome with your partner, make sure you communicate ahead of time about what everyone’s comfortable with—whether kissing, oral, or penetration is okay, for example. Figuring out what everyone wants before getting into bed will help prevent awkwardness.
  4. Think long and hard before inviting a close friend to a threesome with your partner
    It’s probably not a good idea, for the relationship or the friendship….
  5. Watch porn together for inspiration on what positions to try
    Threesomes are hot—watch porn for inspiration!
  6. Don’t get too drunk
    Not advised for a threesome or generally any kind of sex.
  7. Bring sex toys
    “Toys help a lot. It cuts down on someone feeling like the odd-man out and keeps your hands busy with actually pleasuring someone versus just heavy petting them.” Great advice!

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Check out more tips for a successful threesome: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/honestly-are-threesomes-worth-it

6 Things Every Woman Should Know Before Trying Butt Sex

KreampieKittyKatt01It seems butt sex is all the rage these days. Anal is great, but there’s still some things you should know that will make the experience so much more enjoyable. Here are some tips for ladies who are new to the pleasures of backdoor sex.

  1. Start on your own
    According to sexperts, the key to enjoying anal is being comfortable with your body and what feels good for you. Try incorporating anal play into masturbation and see what types of sensations you like before trying anything with a partner.
  2. Choose a sex toy that vibrates
    For women, a vibrating sex toy can be a familiar sensation. According to a sexpert, adding that sensation can “help to relax the pubococcygeus muscles which wrap in a figure eight around the vaginal opening and around the anus.”
  3. Be prepared
    Anal requires some prep-time: condoms, dildos or strap-ons, and of course, a ton of lube. And if you’re doing it in the shower, make sure you use a silicone-based lube not water-based.
  4. Don’t use enemas
    A lot of women think an enema is a good thing, but it’s actually not. “Many women believe that they’re pushing fecal elements out of the way, but in actuality there’s very little fecal elements in that part of the rectum, it tends to come from higher up,” Van Kirk said. Pushing things farther back is unnecessary and can lead to problems later on.
  5. Some positions are better than others
    Spooning is a great position for beginners because you can control how fast and deep your partner goes. Reverse cowgirl is also great for this.
  6. You can have an orgasm from butt sex!
    As it turns out, you can have a G-spot orgasm from butt sex because the bottom of the rectum corresponds with the top of the pussy where your G-spot is! The best positions to find the G-spot are reverse cowgirl or standing and facing away from your partner.

Looking for some new experiences yourself? Come experience the pleasures of NiteFlirt!

Check out more butt sex tips for women: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/13-things-every-woman-should-know-before-trying-butt-sex_us_595d09c8e4b0da2c7326849c

5 BDSM Tumblrs To Satisfy All Your Kinks

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zWe’ve got good news for all you kinksters: Tumblr is a haven for free BDSM porn. The site’s platform lets users share popular content, making it easy for porn fans to find and reblog a variety of BDSM possibilities. From women whipped and tied to men serving as submissives, here’s the best Tumblr blogs for all your BDSM pleasures.

  1. Kawaii BDSM
    In pastel colors and pink rope, this blog focuses on submissive women in a variety of kinky and domineering positions. “Everything from women in hidden bondage to littles grinding against their teddies appears here, with plenty of room for lingerie, rope binding, and leashes,” says Daily Dot.
  2. Sweetly Submissive
    This blog shows off the power fantasies of the dom getting off on a sub flinching, moaning, and squirming from being dominated. It focuses on women being used by dominant men, including women being “forced” to give a blow job, rough sex, pacifiers, daddy dom, and so much more.
  3. Erotic Beauty and BDSM
    If you’re looking for the artistic side of BDSM, look no further. From roleplay to bodies being held in bondage gear, this blog focuses on photos of women restrained for their dominants in beautiful black and white shots.
  4. Beginner BDSM
    This one features dominant women in hot and sexy scenes. One shows a domme wearing a latex glove fingering her sub’s mouth; another post has a domme on top of her sub while he wears a cock cage. Naughty!
  5. Taste This Kitty
    Just as the name implies, oral sex is the star of the show at this blog. As Daily Dot says, “There are loads of images that depict partners getting down, sometimes with the help of a friend or two.”

Looking for some naughty pleasures? We can satisfy all your kinky appetites here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best BDSM tumblrs: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bdsm-tumblr/

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

Looking for a memorable sexual experience? We’re all about no-strings-attached here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23