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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $1,350 Beginning Bondage Kit For Christmas

Gwyneth Paltrow’s putting the XXX in Xmas, with her beginning bondage kit for the super rich. The description on her Goop website for the luxury sex toy set-up teases potential buyers into submission. “Wrist cuffs? Ankle cuffs? Leather-bound paddle? Yes, yes, and ohhh yes,” the write up says.

“Think of this kit as a beginner’s guide to BDSM,” it adds. The $1,350 kit also has what Paltrow is billing as DIY restraining straps to “help you, him, or her assume the position. (wink, wink).” Fifty Shades, Goop style…

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Check out more about Goop’s $1,350 bondage kit for beginners: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-dollar1350-beginner-bdsm-bondage-kit-for-christmas

Woman’s Sex Toy Causes Bomb Scare At Vienna Concert Hall

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A sex toy sparked a terror alert at one of Vienna’s most famous music venues when it started vibrating inside a bag in the cloakroom. Armed officers together with a bomb squad team rushed to the Vienna Concert Hall where the vibrating bag was identified and examined for traces of explosives. The cloakroom attendant had been gathering cloaks and bags from music lovers at the posh Viennese concert hall, when they suddenly realized one of the bags was vibrating.

The attendant immediately called the police. After checking that there were no obvious signs of explosives using sensitive measuring equipment, they used an x-ray machine which revealed that there was a vibrator inside. The show went on and after it finished, the bag was returned to the man and his female companion by police, who informed them what had happened, and then wished them a “pleasant evening“.

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Check out more about a vibrator causing a bomb scare at the Vienna Concert Hall: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7661369/Womans-sex-toy-sparks-terror-alert-Vienna-concert-hall.html

People Will Say Anything If It Leads To Sex, Study Finds

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When it comes to getting laid, people will literally say anything. A new study finds that the human brain is hard wired to tell tall tales and outright lie to potential sex partners. “When the possibility of sex looms, people are more likely to change their attitudes and engage in deceptive self-presentation. In other words they conform, embellish, and sometimes lie,” wrote the researchers.

Researchers studied more than 600 heterosexual students about their behaviors while interacting with members of the opposite sex. They found that participants would contradict themselves, exaggerate answers, or simply lie about certain topics to make a connection with an attractive stranger—such as under-estimating their number of past sexual partners. “When your sexual system is activated you are motivated to present yourself in the best light possible. That means you’ll tell a stranger things that make you look better than you really are,” researchers explain.

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Check out more about a study showing that people will say anything if it might lead to sex: https://nypost.com/2019/11/05/people-will-say-just-about-anything-if-encounter-leads-to-sex-study/

UFO-Themed Brothel Offers Online Interactive Sex Robots

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A Nevada brothel that specializes in extraterrestrial fantasies has added sex robots to its naughty menu. Alien Cathouse is offering AI sex robots alongside its human “Cosmic Kittens” for customers “that have fetishes that courtesans might not be interested in.” Using an interactive sex toy, clients from different states and countries can now spend time with the bordello workers in a virtual world.

The brothel’s owner said, “The courtesans are actually excited about the additional revenue stream to Alien Cathouse, and themselves …as well as the additional opportunities that might present themselves for interested parties wanting to party with a real flesh and blood courtesan and with an AI sex robot at the same time.” Teledildonics allows for remote sex, where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between participants. The owner explained, “Some of the ladies are very excited about this, because they say it gives them an opportunity to give men, women or couples that chance to experience an encounter with a real courtesan at a brothel they might not normally, because of time and or distance be able to actually physically visit.”

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Check out more about a UFO-themed brothel offering AI sex robots: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7640309/Nevada-brothel-Alien-Cathouse-offering-AI-sex-robots-global-clients.html

The Best Ghost Porn

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If you’ve ever wanted to fuck a sexy ghost, you can live out your fantasies through ghost porn. For realistic ghost sex porn, check out ImMeganLive’s video “Ghost Sex” on ManyVids—the clip shows Megan having rough sex with a mysterious and unexpected guest, complete with a ghastly creampie. Other must-watches include Ariel Anderssen’s “Phone Sex & Ghost Sex” and KaylaKissXO’s “Velma and the Penetrating Poltergeist.”

Ghost porn comics and visual novels are also incredibly popular, including Momo Impact’s Cram Session which follows a college student who ends up possessed by a horny ghost that can only be laid to rest by getting laid. For a supernatural-themed lesbian ghost encounter, S.W. Searle’s porn comic Haunted follows two lovers investigating a paranormal phenomenon—and getting “intimate” with the case. And for gay ghost porn, there’s Miyuli’s Got My Ghost? and Yana Goya’s Ghost.

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Check out more about ghost porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ghost-sex-porn-stories/

Porn Star Gets Police HQ Tour

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A high-ranking NYPD officer gave a German porn star an intimate tour of department headquarters—behind the back of the police commissioner. “He brought her there on a day he knew the commissioner wouldn’t be there,” said an insider. The officer even posed for a photo alongside retired skin-flick star Annina Ucatis in the lobby of One Police Plaza.

The officer was helping out buddies from an out-of-state department when he hooked Ucatis up with the tour of a corner of the city most New Yorkers never see, sources said. The officer was also photographed huddling up with the one-time star of 2009’s “Big Tit A-List” inside 55 Broadway, home to the clandestine Security Coordination Center. The insider added that the commissioner is “not happy.”

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Check out more about an NYPD officer giving a porn star a private tour of police headquarters: https://nypost.com/2019/10/23/porn-stars-police-hq-tour-set-up-behind-commissioners-back-by-nypd-big-shot/

Man Arrested For Trying To Fuck A Plastic Cone

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A man was arrested after ‘trying to have sex with a plastic cone‘ in a train station. Two workers saw the 48-year-old sitting on the floor with his pants and underwear pulled down, with an upturned cone on his lap. When police officers arrived, they found him on top of the cone, with his pants still down.

‘I believe he was trying to have sex with the cone,’ one of the workers said. ‘I was in complete shock. I have not seen anything like that in all my time working on the railways.’ When quizzed about the bizarre incident, he told the officers his trousers had simply ‘fallen down.’ One of the officer’s said: ‘When the lift door opened, the defendant was now on top of the cone and appeared to be thrusting his hips as though he was having sex with it.’

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Check out more about a man getting arrested for trying to fuck a plastic cone: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7609657/Man-48-spared-jail-trying-sex-plastic-cone.html

Kayne West Asked People Working On His Album Not To Have Premarital Sex

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Kayne West had an ambitious request of the people working on his new album: refraining from premarital sex. West revealed he was exposed to pornography from a young age and said he was addicted to sex. “Some people drown themselves in drugs, and I drown myself in my addiction: sex,” he said.

Discussing the production of his new album Jesus Is King, West said he asked those working on the album not to have sex before marriage. He said: “There were times where I was asking people not to have premarital sex while they were working on the album.” West, who considers himself a Christian, believes refraining from sex will allow his workers to “focus” better: “I thought if we could all focus and fast – families who pray together stay together.”

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Check out more about Kayne West asking the people working on his album to not have sex before marriage: https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/oct/24/kanye-west-jesus-is-king-music-sex?

Penis Fillers Are ‘Growing’ In Popularity

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Guys are swarming plastic surgeons to have their dicks pumped up with phallic fillers. They cost between $3,000 to $25,000, and according to one Park Avenue surgeon, “The numbers are up 25% over last year, and I do about 30 a month.” The package-pumping fillers, which are made with hyaluronic acid, have been taking off lately with men of all ages.

NYC plastic surgeons say these fillers are catching on because they’re culturally acceptable (thank you, Kardashians), minimally invasive and not permanent—injections last up to two years and can be “melted” down with enzymes if a man has post-op regrets. Interestingly, the shots increase girth not length, which men say really enhances sex for their partners. One happy customer who went from a circumference of 6 inches to 8 inches, said “Some women are like, ‘Whoa, it’s really enormous. I better do yoga if I want to keep dating you.’ I hooked up with this British girl and she said, ‘Bloody hell.’”

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Check out more about how penis fillers are on the rise: https://nypost.com/2019/10/15/men-cant-stop-making-their-genitals-larger/

Couple Filmed Having Sex While Driving In Spain

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A randy couple was caught on camera fucking as they drove along a Spanish highway. The woman, who is naked from the waist up, was filmed sitting on the driver’s lap. Another driver filmed them having sex, which quickly made the rounds on the internet.

Police put out an appeal for information on the pair, and it later emerged the driver had confessed to the naughty act and given officers the name of his lover. A written sentence issued by a judge concluded the car ‘zig-zagged’ and put them and other drivers at risk after the driver’s girlfriend ‘sat on top of him and put her arms round him with her legs open on the driver’s seat as she performed sexual movements.’ They were given a six-month prison sentence and have been banned from driving for two years.

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Check out more about a couple being filmed having sex while driving: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7565357/Couple-filmed-having-sex-DRIVING-Spanish-motorway-jailed-six-months.html