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Jason Derulo Offered $500K To Do Porn After ‘Anaconda’ Post

It seems Jason Derulo’s huge dick has now caught the attention of porn producers. After the star’s “anaconda” bulge post went viral, he was offered $500k to appear in porn. “Imma need a wayyyy bigger bag than that,” wrote the singer, indicating the half-a-million simply isn’t enough to get down and dirty on-camera.

TMZ reported porn site CamSoda offered Derulo the deal after Instagram removed the racy pic of him in a tight spandex bathing suit, saying he would only need to commit for six months and wouldn’t have to go completely nude. In response, Derulo posted a photoshopped version of the photo with a footlong Subway sandwich where his prominent bulge once was. We don’t know about you, but we’re hungry for some (Derulo) salami!

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Elite Sex Club Throws Masked Orgy For ‘Ultra VIP’ Celebs In Miami

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Exclusive sex club SNCTM is hosting celebrities for a night of “unrestricted erotic excess” in Miami. A representative said: “It’s a level of opulence and excess that other parties may try to imitate but cannot achieve.” Membership to the elite group costs between $12,000 and $75,000—and the highest level members take part in a blood oath.

SNCTM says: “Our events cultivate a level of comfort where our guests can open up and explore their deepest fantasies. It’s not uncommon that guests will be found writhing in beds of four, five, six beautiful people.” The owner adds, “I can’t speak of the activities they partake in but it encompasses every fantasy you can imagine – often times they surprise even me.” An eight-part series titled Naked SNCTM on Showtime offers a candid look behind the scenes of the club’s Eyes Wide Shut-style events, which mix erotic theater, S&M and masquerade.

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Check out more about the celebrity sex club’s Miami orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7767005/Worlds-elite-sex-club-hosts-VIP-orgy-celebrities.html

The ARIA’s Hashtag Was Hijacked By Hardcore Porn

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What was supposed to be a hashtag reserved for the 2019 ARIA Music Awards quickly became hijacked by hardcore porn. It began trending on Twitter when opportunistic porn producers started pushing their own X-rated agenda. The tweets featured explicit videos and imagery, including graphic descriptions of what to expect when people clicked on a link.

The XXX content definitely embarrassed a few music stars as they tweeted out live updates from inside the awards show. “ARIAS cherry popped,” tweeted an unsuspecting musician—while just below the tweet was a sexually explicit advert for a “legal” worker who “adores sexy masturbation.” Sadly for the pornographers, before long the ARIA’s managed to reclaim their hashtag.

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Check out more about the ARIA’s hashtag being overtaken by porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7730215/The-ARIAs-hashtag-hijacked-hardcore-PORN-Twitter.html

Jason Derulo Wants Everyone To Know That His Dick Is Really Big

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In case there was any confusion, Jason Derulo wants everyone to know that his dick is really, really big. Recently, Derulo posted a photo of himself on Instagram in a spandex bathing suit that left little to the imagination. In fact, it was the only thing in the photo that could be considered little.

Immediately rumors circulated that the image was photoshopped, but in an interview with TMZ, Derulo made it clear that the dick was all his. “Photoshop?! Photoshop?! Man don’t make me —,” he joked. “Hey, there’s not enough women in this area.” He added: “Just know … us Haitians, we look different.” Even though the picture has since been taken down, Derulo definitely knows how to put rumors to bed—and to make mouths water…

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British Cops Broke Bathroom Stall Having Sex On Hurricane Rescue Mission

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Two naughty cops are in big trouble after getting frisky on duty. According to an investigation, the two officers got it on in a bathroom stall on a hurricane rescue mission to the British Virgin Islands. The investigation heard that officers were said to have damaged the door during the vigorous fuck fest.

The claims were made that the “gold commander” of a contingent of UK police officers was sent to the British Virgin Islands to assist with the response to 2017’s Hurricane Irma. The investigation found that the officer’s “very serious breach of behavior” amounted to gross misconduct. When good cops go bad…

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Check out more about two British cops breaking a bathroom stall while having sex on a rescue mission: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7709885/Police-officers-broke-toilet-having-sex-hurricane-rescue-mission-British-Virgin-Islands.html

Julie Andrews Discusses Watching Husband’s Orgy Scene On Ellen DeGeneres

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Julie Andrews gets X-rated in her new memoir, recalling the time she watched her husband direct a massive orgy for a movie. She reminisces about the time her husband Blake Edwards called her to the studio simply to watch a wild sex scene. “He said, ‘Julie, you’ve just gotta come on over here, it’s an unbelievable sight.’ So I went dashing over,” Andrews recalled during an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show”.

“What Blake had done was hire an awful lot of people who really are very at ease doing orgy films, I guess,” she added of her late husband. Andrews was not part of the scene but did spot her co-star at the time, Dudley Moore, in the nude smack dab in the middle of other naked bodies. “Blake put him between two enormously statuesque ladies and so he was completely naked and these two ladies were naked, but their bums were up here and little Dudley‘s was down there,” she said. Julie Andrews: from “Mary Poppins” and “The Sound of Music” to naughty voyeur!

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Check out more about Julie Andrew’s watching her husband’s orgy scene: https://nypost.com/2019/11/20/julie-andrews-watching-husband-blake-edwards-direct-orgy-scene-was-sweet/

There Was A Wild Sex Toy Featured In ‘Watchmen’

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In case you’re just tuning in to Watchmen, the new HBO series that takes after the comic book, we have big news: Dr. Manhattan’s huge dick was featured in the latest episode. Dr. Manhattan’s ex, Silk Spectre, reveals a massive blue dildo modeled after his dick, complete with detachable balls. While the sex toy was not on screen for long, it made a big impact on the internet.

“Ok. That dildo on #watchmen was so big it should’ve been listed in the credits as an extra,” said one fan on Twitter. Another tweet read, “Was Silk Spectre’s dildo an accurate representation of Dr. Manhattan’s junk? If so, GOOD LORD. #Watchmen.” Fans can get a Dr. Manhattan-inspired dildo in real life for $92.

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Check out more about a massive dildo featured on Watchmen: https://mashable.com/article/watchmen-sex-toy/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Of ‘The Great British Bake Off’

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Finally, there’s an X-rated version of “The Great British Bake Off.” The porn parody, called “The Great British Bonk Off,” stars adult performers Rebecca More as Mary Cherry and Ben Dover as Paul Hardywood. In one episode, Mary fondles a female baker as she whisks eggs, while Paul is beneath a competitor’s apron during the famous “showstopper” finale.

In a promotional ad for the film, Rebecca More holds a cake in one hand, with her finger of the other hand in her mouth. The adult company behind the porn parody also features X-rated BBC hit series, including “The Bodyguard,” “Googlebox” and hit ITV show “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”—which are all given alternative sexual titles. The company says, “We often look at what’s happening in the media and draw inspiration,” adding that the XXX videos are “just a bit of fun.”

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Check out more about “The Great British Bonk Off”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7670293/Porn-version-Bake-starring-Mary-Cherry-Paul-Hardywood-hot-water-Channel-4.html

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $1,350 Beginning Bondage Kit For Christmas

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s putting the XXX in Xmas, with her beginning bondage kit for the super rich. The description on her Goop website for the luxury sex toy set-up teases potential buyers into submission. “Wrist cuffs? Ankle cuffs? Leather-bound paddle? Yes, yes, and ohhh yes,” the write up says.

“Think of this kit as a beginner’s guide to BDSM,” it adds. The $1,350 kit also has what Paltrow is billing as DIY restraining straps to “help you, him, or her assume the position. (wink, wink).” Fifty Shades, Goop style…

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Check out more about Goop’s $1,350 bondage kit for beginners: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-dollar1350-beginner-bdsm-bondage-kit-for-christmas

Woman’s Sex Toy Causes Bomb Scare At Vienna Concert Hall

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A sex toy sparked a terror alert at one of Vienna’s most famous music venues when it started vibrating inside a bag in the cloakroom. Armed officers together with a bomb squad team rushed to the Vienna Concert Hall where the vibrating bag was identified and examined for traces of explosives. The cloakroom attendant had been gathering cloaks and bags from music lovers at the posh Viennese concert hall, when they suddenly realized one of the bags was vibrating.

The attendant immediately called the police. After checking that there were no obvious signs of explosives using sensitive measuring equipment, they used an x-ray machine which revealed that there was a vibrator inside. The show went on and after it finished, the bag was returned to the man and his female companion by police, who informed them what had happened, and then wished them a “pleasant evening“.

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Check out more about a vibrator causing a bomb scare at the Vienna Concert Hall: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7661369/Womans-sex-toy-sparks-terror-alert-Vienna-concert-hall.html