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Trump Praises Antonin Scalia’s Sex Life At Medal Of Freedom Ceremony

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nsfw-blogAt the Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony, Donald Trump honored what was really important in the life of late Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. In a release for the ceremony, Trump said Scalia was “one of the greatest Supreme Court justices in American history” who “never backed down from the bedrock proposition that the Constitution ‘means and will always mean what it meant when it was adopted.’” But what Trump really wanted to honor was how Scalia made the bed rock.

While reading the names of Scalia’s nine children, he turned to Scalia’s wife. “You were very busy, wow,” the president said. “Wow. I always knew I liked him.” As Daily Dot says, “The late Antonin Scalia: Supreme Court Justice, Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient, and person who the president is proud of for fucking a lot.” God bless America!

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Check out more about Trump praising Antonin Scalia’s sex life: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/trump-scalia-sex/

Naked Man Who Jumped Into Aquarium Shark Tank Wanted By Police

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_mermaid_trina_masonA man made a big splash recently when he dived naked into an aquarium shark tank in Toronto. “After purchasing a ticket, he immediately disrobed and proceeded to climb over the security barrier into the exhibit,” aquarium officials said. Witnesses got a video of the man swimming nude in the shark tank while a security guard yells at him to get out of the water (watch below).

At one point, the man got out of the pool, only to dive back in again to a cheering crowd. According to one visitor, the man seemed completely relaxed while skinny dipping with sharks in the aquarium’s “Dangerous Lagoon.” Police were notified of the incident, but the man got away before an arrest could be made: “We arrived on scene within seven minutes and he was already gone,” said a police officer. “There were no injuries to the man, animals or patrons.”

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Check out more about a naked man who jumped into an aquarium shark tank: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-man-swim-sharks-toronto-ripleys_us_5bc502a5e4b055bc9478c5b8

Dennis Hof Elected To Nevada State Assembly Even Though He’s Dead

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wtf-1780728_640Brothel owner Dennis Hof recently won the election for the Nevada State Assembly—even though he’s dead. The famous pimp turned Trump-inspired Republican candidate owned multiple brothels in Nevada, including Cat House, which became an HBO late-night series. Hof, who called himself the “Trump of Pahrump,” was found dead the morning after his birthday party by porn star Ron Jeremy, a close friend.

By the time he was confirmed deceased, it was too late to take his name off the ballot. The Republican candidate was highly inspired by President Donald Trump, and decided to change his career from “brothel owner” to “political candidate”. The county commissioners will appoint someone who is in the same party as Hof to fill the seat.

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Check out more about deceased Dennis Hof winning the Nevada State Assembly: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alexislevinson/dennis-hof-midterm-elections-pimp

Sex Doll Rental Company Recreates Your Dead Lover

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There’s a sex doll rental company offering some comfort for the bereaved—literally. Sex Doll Official offers premium sex dolls to purchase, rent, or customize to your heart’s desire, including replicas for customers’ dead partners. The owner says, “We have a lot of people approach us who have dolls made that resemble a partner they have lost. It can be very beneficial for them and helps them keep a piece of their loved one, it provides them with comfort.”

Obviously, Twitter is having a field day with the creepy idea: “Well the part about this that bothers me is that it says ‘RENTAL company.’ So you don’t get to KEEP your dead lover sex doll?” one person said. Another quipped, “Good things to rent include power tools, video games, boats, and apartments. Bad things to rent include plastic molds of your dead wife that you ejaculate into.” This is the creepiest non-Halloween thing we’ve ever seen!

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Check out more about a sex doll rental company that can replicate customers’ dead lovers: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/replica-sex-doll-rental-company-dead-partner-twitter/

It’s Good to Have Sex With Your Ex, Study Says

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white-1822497_640It turns out a lot of people are fucking their ex—and it’s not necessarily a bad thing. Contrary to popular opinion, having sex with your ex won’t stop you from getting closure. A new study found that, far from harmful, having sex with an ex may even help people heal faster from breakups.

“The study found that most participants got down and dirty with their exes, but the act did not influence how they felt about the relationship,” reports NY Post. In fact, the study also found that those who fucked their ex actually felt more positive about their lives. “The fact that sex with an ex is found to be most eagerly pursued by those having difficulty moving on, suggests that we should perhaps instead more critically evaluate people’s motivations behind pursuing sex with an ex,” said the study’s author and lead researcher.

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Check out more about a study that found that it’s actually good to have sex with your ex:https://nypost.com/2018/10/19/go-ahead-have-hate-sex-with-your-ex/

Sex Doll Brothel Blocked From Opening In Texas

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It seems not everyone in Texas is excited by the idea of opening a sex doll brothel. The mayor of Houston has blocked a kinky Canadian company from erecting a sex doll brothel in the city—at least for now. A stop-work order has been issued against KinkySdolls, which was in the process of building a shop without a permit, according to the NY Post.

KinkySdolls bills itself as the “first adult love dolls rent-before-you-buy service” in North America, after opening its first location in Toronto recently. The Houston mayor explained he wasn’t looking to be the “moral police” but had a duty to his constituents. “We do need to be very mindful of what comes into our city and what our children and others may be exposed to. So I want to be very sensitive to that,” he said.

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Check out more about Houston blocking a sex doll brothel from opening: https://nypost.com/2018/09/28/sex-doll-brothel-blocked-from-opening-in-texas/

Dominatrix Whips Couples Into Shape With BDSM Therapy

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body-1095226_640One New York City intimacy coach is taking a radical approach to help kinky couples with their sex lives. The dominatrix charges $500 an hour to help adventurous couples explore their BDSM side. “I want to help couples get rid of shame and explore sexually,” she says.

In addition to BDSM therapy sessions where couples can talk openly about their desires and fantasies, she also offers “apartment therapy.” She consults couples about kink-friendly furniture—like a “blow-job chair”—and creating spaces to optimize sexual play. Her approach is simple: “It’s good to have a little makeover and awaken those desires. And many sex toys.” She explains, “If you’re connected with someone on the level where you can share your dirtiest secrets and your wants and needs then you’re truly connected.”

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Check out more about the dominatrix who offers BDSM therapy: https://nypost.com/video/wealthy-new-yorkers-are-flocking-to-this-dominatrix-for-bdsm-therapy/

There’s Now a Fortnite Porn Parody

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If you’re a fan of the world’s most popular game, Fortnite, we’ve got good news for you: there’s now a porn parody! Fortnut combines all the things you love about the game with sleazy, hilarious sex. In other words, you can get Victory Royales interspersed with gratuitous pussy shots.

The parody opens with a silly take on Twitch streamers, and we meet the star PussySparkles as she jumps into the game. From there, we see characters being pushed in shopping carts while wielding guns with dildos attached to the end. Obviously, Ramirez gets her own coveted “Dick-tory Royale” in the end. Wood Rocket and Pornhub are behind the raunchy porn parody, which you can currently stream for free on either site.

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Check out more about the Fortnite Porn parody: https://www.dailydot.com/upstream/fortnut-porn-parody-fortnite/

Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

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DonutA British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and his donut have since gone viral after he tweeted the grocery store to complain about the pastry’s defect, which he said prevented him from using it in an oral sex act with his girlfriend.

“@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now,” the peeved man tweeted at the grocery store. But the real surprise came when Morrisons’ social media person responded—to offer some good advice. “Improvise!” tweeted the grocery store. It seems MacGuyvering it would be the only way to go when you want some sweet lovin’ and your donut is getting stale. Thanks for the great sex advice, Morrisons!

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Check out more about a British grocery store helping a man to use his donut as a sex toy: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/donut-twitter-oral-sex-morrisons/

Your Boner Will Look Wild With These Wolf Print Underwear

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Have you ever wanted your junk to look like a wild animal? If so, we’ve got the perfect underwear for you: Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs! The beastly underwear sold on Amazon promises to “make man [sic] look sexy and wild.” Rawr?

As Maxim points out, “what better way to accentuate your crotch than putting a giant wolf’s head on it?” But if a wolf isn’t your special spirit animal, not to worry. The company also sells underwear with an eagle’s head on it! So, you know, your erect dick looks majestic AF. We don’t know about you, but we think these underwear are a perfect symbol of America.

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