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Fucking On a Hoverboard is Now a Thing

It was only a matter of time before the increasingly trendy hoverboard would find a way to enter, er, glide into our sex lives. And now, hoversex is an actual thing—complete with a new porn category! That’s right, you can now watch people fuck while on hoverboards. In one video, a man glides around a room on a hoverboard while pumping into the woman who’s effortlessly wrapped around his waist. “She bounces up and down, moaning, while he glides in circles,” Broadly reports.

In a different video, a woman squats on all fours on a hoverboard, gently floating toward a hard cock that glides effortlessly into her mouth. While hoversex is a new phenomenon, it’s already captured many a hoverer’s sexual imagination. One guy pictures a whole new Kama Sutra for hoverboards: “Two people could be standing fucking doggy style, and the person in the rear would have to move back and forth on the hoverboard,” he explains. “The guy could probably lay on his back on the bed with his feet on the floor and the woman could be on the hoverboard and face either way.” One thing’s for sure, hoversex is only just taking off!

Want to have an effortlessly sexy experience yourself? Jump on your hoverboard and glide our way!

Check out more about hoversex here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/people-are-having-sex-on-hoverboards

Meet the Winner of Pornhub’s First College Scholarship

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Pornhub, the world’s largest provider of free porn, is trying to clean up its image with its latest philanthropic endeavor: a college scholarship. The scholarship is worth $25,000, and the winner must be at least 18 years-old and have a 3.2 GPA. The winner was chosen, and she isn’t exactly what you’d picture for the massive adult website.

MaryAnn Uribe, a 48-year-old mother of two, is a Texan with an truly incredible story. Not only was she disqualified from most scholarships because of her age, but she’s also the survivor of a crazy murder plot involving her ex-boss. According to the Washington Post, after she reported her employers to authorities for allegedly committing felony barratry, her boss put a hit on her. She’s now trying to move on with her life and begin studies at a four-year university—which has been made possible by the good folks at Pornhub! “MaryAnn epitomizes the drive for determination and success; from her indelible personality, to the resiliency she’s shown to achieve her goals,” the announcement on Pornhub’s website reads. Now we have even more reason to love Pornhub!

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Check out more about Pornhub’s college scholarship here: https://jezebel.com/winner-of-pornhubs-college-scholarship-is-a-48-year-old-1748987767

Japan Opens First Bar Devoted to Getting Women Off

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In a very buzz-worthy move, Japan has opened its first bar devoted to vibrators, dildos, and other female sex toys. Love Joule, a funky, colorful bar in Tokyo is the first “love and sex bar dedicated to women,” according to the Tokyo Reporter. The owner of the bar wanted to make female masturbation a less taboo, more open discussion in her famously regressive country. “Since most people view female masturbation as something of a mystery or taboo, it is not a usual topic at typical bars,” she said.

This place is sure to get people talking! Behind the bar where liquor bottles would normally be, there are rows and rows of colorful sex toys. So far, the spot has been very popular with Japan’s commercial sex and adult film stars. One patron explains why she likes the bar: “It is a great place to drink and talk about what we women love to talk about, sex and guys, that’s also a big pull.” Not only that, but the bar prohibits single men from entering without being accompanied by a female companion. Guess they’ll just have to go to one of the many male sex toy shops!

Want to celebrate the joys of female pleasure? Ain’t nothing taboo about women getting off!

Check out more about Japan’s first bar devoted to female masturbation here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/01/love-joule-japans-first-bar-devoted-female-masturbation-opens-tokyo_n_1930552.html

The World’s Most Famous Madam Dies at 92

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Madame Claude, the legendary brothel owner who pimped out failed French actresses to clients ranging from John F. Kennedy to the Shah of Iran, died recently at the age of 92. In the course of her four decades as the world’s most luxurious and legendary madam, she was caught a number of times for running a high-class call-girl service. “There are two things that people will always pay for: food and sex,” she reportedly said. “I wasn’t any good at cooking.”

A Vanity Fair expose described her as a matchmaker who married her girls off “to titles, famous names, brand names.” Her illegal and famous brothels in America and France were patrionzed by heads of state, royalty and powerful industrialists who paid $2,000 or more for madame’s services. She carefully groomed her girls, and preferred intellectual ones to sex-pots: “If I have to choose between a nymphomaniac and an intellectual, I’ll hire the intellectual,” she wrote. As Vanity Fair said, “Madame Claude was an institution, a legend, and a living legend at that.” Though she is gone, her legend will live on.

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Check out more about the world’s most famous madam here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/madame-claude-famous-madam-dead_567b0c97e4b06fa6887fe511

Wrestling Porn Takes BDSM to the Next Level

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Ultimate Surrender is Kink.com’s newest porn for BDSM enthusiasts. The videos include strong, sexually empowered women wrestling while incorporating sexual maneuvers into the fights. The winner gets to sexually dominate the loser in the fourth match, which is why wrestling porn is being dubbed “UFC porn.” Its appeal comes from combining BDSM with the inherent sexuality and excitement of contact sports—not so different from the ancient Romans kinky, naked wrestling matches that were as much about sexual voyeurism as about the game itself.

The fights include “nipple torture, spanking, and exposed flesh, plus headlocks, bulging muscles, knee braces, and a bell for the victor,” reports Slate. “The quickest way to win,” the Ultimate Surrender site advises, “is to make your opponent have a screaming orgasm totally against her will.” Wrestling porn is also a nice departure from traditional BDSM porn in the way that there isn’t a clear sub or dom. “The sight of two highly athletic individuals using considerable strength to struggle for “top” billing is both erotic and an impressive physical spectacle—like football, or women’s rugby,” Slate says. In other words, wrestling porn is not pretend fighting; this isn’t two girls struggling on a mat for entertainment. These are athletes, subjected to strict training regimens, rules, and score charts. Let the (sexy) games begin!

In the mood for a little (kinky) wrestling yourself? Ain’t nothing “pretend” about the way we get down!

Check out more about wresting porn here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/12/23/why_wrestling_porn_fills_an_important_sexual_niche_in_our_lives.html

Meet the People Who Make Sex Machines

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Photographer Timothy Archibald recently published a book called Sex Machines about the quirky creators of homemade fuck-bots. Archibald was fascinated by the DIYers who keep their primitive sex machines in their bedrooms, garages, and living rooms. “To me this little subculture had everything in it I ever wanted that would allow me to tell a rich story about men, women, and America,” said the photographer. Here are some highlights of the people he met.

One husband and wife team created The Monkey Rocker, which looks like something you might exercise with—maybe a rowing machine—with a dildo in the center. “It doesn’t really surprise me that Dan came up with this. We aren’t an especially sexually obsessed couple, but Dan is a man. I mean, I don’t think he can help but think about these things, the sexual, the mechanical, the craftsmanship of it all,” the wife said. Eric Wilson of Love Locker made his sex machine as a way to indulge his wife’s fantasy about being with two guys: “…I wondered how much more real it would seem if I made an actual sex machine that was having sex with her as she was performing oral on me, or whatever. So I went out to the garage one day and started tinkering around, and eventually put together our first machine,” Wilson said. A woman who runs a legal brothel invented The Thrill Hammer, “a 450-pound vibrator capable of vibration speeds of up to 6,500 rpm and rotation speeds of 150 rpm. It combines an antique dentist chair, a large vibrator, and a computer monitor. Four tentacles extend around the chair and hold the monitor and the lighting systems.” Now that’s an impressive sex machine!

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Check out more about the people who make their own sex machines here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell/sex-machines#.xaBxlgoKQw

Lesbians Touch a Dick For the First Time

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If you’re a lesbian and you’ve gone your whole life without touching a dick, suddenly finding your hands on one could be a bit of a surprise. And that’s exactly what happened in a hilarious new video by singing duo and lesbian couple Bria and Chrissy. Some of their lesbian friends who have never experienced a cock before got to find out what one is really like. Here are some highlights (watch the video below).

“I’ve done public speaking and I hate public speaking… [I’ve] nearly gotten hit by a car… and this is definitely the most nervous I’ve ever been,” one woman explained before touching the dick. Another woman guessed that it might “feel like a snake” before going in for the grab. As one lesbian fondled the cock, she noticed that it “feels like play-doh, that’s been warmed up,” while another woman is reminded of her time as a butcher, when she stuffed turkey necks with corn on the cob. The end result: “appreciate not procreate.” Or put another way, “it’s healthy and it’s normal to celebrate everybody’s body for what it is, but it doesn’t mean you have to be attracted to it.” To each her own!

In the mood for an exciting and new experience yourself? We are all about celebrating the body here!

Watch the video of lesbians touching a dick for the first time here:

h/t: Huffington Post Gay Voices

8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

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If you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

The naked guy
Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
The guy with all the requirements
“‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
The guy with the disclaimers
“The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
The creepy guy
His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
The satirical guy
Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
The married guy
There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
The rich guy
“Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks

The Best Threesome Positions For Her

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If you are lucky enough to be dating a lady who’s down for a threesome, well, that is awesome. Or if you’re someone who just likes to get in on one every now and again (or as often as possible!), that is also pretty amazing. Even if you’re well versed in all the hot threesome sexual positions, here’s some you should know to make it super enjoyable for her (check out the steamy images below).

The Daisy Chain
This is where the guy is fucking one lady from behind while she goes down on the other lady. The ladies could switch up giving head and getting fucked, or you could swap out one woman for a dude and explore double penetration. Hot for everyone involved!
Bobbing for Apples
The guy lies down while one woman sits on his face and the other woman gives him head. “They can can also get off giving oral while touching themselves or surrender when they’re receiving oral sex, so she gets to be both submissive and dominant,” explains a sex therapist.
The G-Spot Jiggy
The guy fucks one woman doggy-style, while she gives the other woman head, who is lying beneath the guy, alternating between licking his balls or sucking the lady’s clit. “If that sounds intense, that’s because it really, really is — in the best way possible,” says the Frisky.
Double Penetration
“Many women find anal penetration very pleasurable, especially coupled with vaginal penetration and potentially tripled with her or one of the guys clitorally stimulating her with their hand or sex toy,” Dr. Kirk says.
The Strap-on
This is where you incorporate a strap-on into the threesome, either to use on the guy(s) or the women. “Strap ons allow women to become empowered by their ability to control penetration,” Dr. Kirk says. Many of them also come equipped with vibrators, so she can get off while fucking a dude or another woman.

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Check out more about the best threesome positions for her (and you!) here: https://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_250/279_love_tip.html

The Device That Will Help You Strengthen Your Dick

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Hey guys, have you been doing your Kegels lately? Strengthening the pelvic floor by holding and releasing the muscles between your cock and your ass will help you to have better, stronger orgasms and increase your stamina during sex. And now there’s a device that will whip your dick into shape in an interactive and enjoyable way.

The kGoal Boost is shaped liked a pussy and almost as fun (wink wink!). You sit on it, and the vibrations flex and release “the muscles of the perineum in time with the button’s pulsing,” explains the Frisky. So basically, it’s like a personal trainer for your dick! You can use it in the car, at work, and even while vegging out, all while tracking your progress by connecting the device directly to your smartphone. “All of our guided workouts and games are five-minute chunks. If you’re doing a workout for five minutes a day, every day, you’re going to be in a real good spot,” says a rep of kGoal Boost. Who would’ve thought exercising could be so stimulating, literally?

In the mood to exercise certain special areas? We can help you increase your stamina and your pleasure right here!

Check out more about the device that will strengthen your dick here: https://www.thefrisky.com/2015-12-10/hey-guys-heres-a-device-to-help-you-strengthen-your-penis/