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Woman Who Marries “Pirate Ghost” Says The Sex Is Out Of This World

woman-609252_640A mom of five enjoyed fucking a 300-year-old Haitian pirate ghost so much that she married him! She claims they’re enjoying the best sex she’s ever had. She met Jack the ghost in 2014 when he joined her in bed one night and proceeded to blow her mind.

She says the sex is much “deeper” with a ghost. “You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it, too,” she says. The couple were married with a human medium saying the ghost’s vows in a boat in international waters, which means the wedding is actually legal. Just goes to show how important sex is in a relationship!

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Check out more about a woman who married a pirate ghost because the sex was good: https://nypost.com/2018/01/17/woman-marries-pirate-ghost-says-the-sex-is-out-of-this-world/

Penis Whitening Is Gaining Popularity In Asia

doctor-1297054_640It seems men in Southeast Asia are interested in whitening more than just their teeth. A hospital in Thailand is currently offering penis whitening, a dangerous and shockingly popular treatment. As many as 100 men per month are willing to travel from countries all around Southeast Asia, including Mynamar, Cambodia, and Hong Kong to get their cocks bleached.

Penis whitening recently reached viral status on Thai TV and social media when the clinic posted a picture of a man undergoing the laser procedure. The Thai health ministry responded by cautioning people against the surgery, which is temporary at best and can cause harm to men’s reproductive system and to their sex life, among other scary side effects. The procedure has attracted men aged 22 to 55 years old and members of the LGBT community, who can get five sessions for $650. Come on, guys— there’s better ways you can spend money on your dick…

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Check out more about penis whitening in Asia: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/apparently-penis-whitening-is-now-a-thing-in-thailand/

New Erectile Dysfunction Gel is Literally Dynamite

Image Source: Blewit.comThere’s a dynamite new product out there for tackling impotence: a gel containing explosive nitroglycerin! In trials, rubbing a pea-size amount of the gel gave 7 in 10 men who suffer from erectile dysfunction boners within 10 minutes. According to researchers, it works up to 12 times faster than Viagra.

“The rub-on gel works by releasing a nitric oxide gas that widens tiny blood vessels, increasing blood flow to the penis,” reports NY Post. In trials involving more than 220 men, 44 percent achieved hard-ons within 5 minutes, and for 70 percent, it took less than 10 minutes. Viagra and other impotence pills take between 30 minutes to an hour to kick in, and many sufferers don’t respond to these drugs. Researchers plan to continue trials and say the gel may be available by next year.

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Check out more about a new erectile dysfunction drug that works better than Viagra: https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/new-erectile-dysfunction-gel-is-literally-dynamite/

Staten Islanders Are Really Into Kinky Sex

Screenshot 2016-09-06 03.44.02New York City’s least populous and most conservative borough is also its kinkiest. That’s right: in the city that never sleeps, Staten Island is staying up all night getting its freak on! According to the NY Post, Staten Island is leading the way in online sex-product purchases and BDSM website registrations.

“Kinky” Island not only bought the most sex toys but also dominated (pun intended!) the registration list of the membership-based Wasteland.com, aka “the Internet’s oldest and most popular BDSM, fetish and alternative sexuality site.” NY Post says, “Of the 68,791 New Yorkers who registered on the site in the last year and half, 21,326 — or 31% — were from Staten Island, followed by Brooklyn (19,263; 28%); Manhattan (16,511; 24%); Queens (8,252; 12%) and The Bronx (3,439; 5%).” In the words of Wasteland.com: “Welcome to the porn industry, where nothing is obvious.”

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Check out more about how Staten Islanders are really into kink: https://nypost.com/2016/07/31/staten-islanders-are-really-into-kinky-sex/

Pornhub Reveals The Most Popular Gaming Character Searches

PikachuSexPornhub revealed 2017’s most popular gaming characters that users love to watch fuck, and the results are pretty interesting. When it comes to porn searches, female characters are the stars: of the 16 characters listed by Pornhub, 13 are female. The hot women of Overwatch snagged the top three spots—D.Va, Mercy, and Tracer—with over 8 million searches combined on the porn mega-site.

After that, “Misty from Pokémon (2.6 million searches) beat out Tomb Raider’s Lara Craft ( 2.2 million searches) for a fourth place spot and Zelda grabbed number six,” reports Daily Dot. Pokemon’s Ash was the only male character to make the list, which goes to show that in the male-dominated gaming world, sexy female characters win the porn popularity contest. Besides hot lady heroes, users also want to see non-human characters like Pokémon Gardevoir and Pikachu get it on.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s data on the most popular gaming character searches: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/pornhub-most-popular-gaming-characters/

This Fetish Is So Weird, Only One Person Has It

michelleSea-monster porn is a thing, but it seems only one person is financing the unusual, scaly genre. According to Vice, an anonymous man with a fetish for sea-monster sex is responsible for bankrolling all of the 100 or so porn clips that exist online. His maritime fantasies are so specific that he commissions Bitch Slap Studios, a production studio that specializes in custom-made porn, to bring them to life for around $15,000 a film.

He prefers movies in which “an actor dressed in a mass-market sea-monster costume has his slimy, scaly way with terrorized female performers.” He also wants to see missionary sex along with “mostly the girl and some monster, but never mostly the monster and some of the girl.” But most important of all, he needs “a horror feel without any goofy/funny monster behavior.” Whatever floats your (monster) boat!

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Check out more about the man who finances sea-monster porn: https://nypost.com/2018/01/10/this-fetish-is-so-weird-only-one-person-has-it/

‘Transgender’ Sex Robots Are Coming To A Bedroom Near You

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_robotRealbotix wants to spice things up in your bedroom with an exciting new product—transgender sex robots. The company responsible for the female Harmony sex droid, a sexbot powered by artificial intelligence software, is now considering a trans version too. The lifelike sex dolls have their own personalities and can even have a conversation with you.

A male version is currently in development, but Realbotix said a transgender model could be the company’s next big project. “We do believe there is a market not only for transgender, but for any other sexual preferences of gender,” said Realbotix. The company already offers the option of transgender sex dolls without robotic function, but they say it wouldn’t be too difficult to re-design for a mixed-sex version. In the meantime, the new male Harmony sex robot will have “bionic penises” that would be “better than a vibrator.”

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Check out more about transgender sex robots: https://nypost.com/2018/01/12/transgender-sex-robots-are-coming-to-a-bedroom-near-you/

12 Sex Scenarios That Definitely Don’t Happen In The Movies

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 3.55.03 PMSex is very different from how it looks on the big screen. In real life, it’s definitely not as glamorous and it requires a lot more foreplay and lube. Here are 12 straight sex scenarios that happen IRL but not in the movies or on TV (check out the full list below).

  1. “One where the woman needs foreplay before she gets super wet, obvi.” Yes, in the magical land of television, foreplay is not important somehow…
  2. “One where lube is needed.” And again, lube is necessary everywhere but TV-land!
  3. “One where the guy needs to finish the girl off because some women don’t come from penetration alone.” Ladies first!
  4. “One where the guy can’t get it up because shit happens and honestly it’s not anyone’s fault.” Preach!
  5. “One where the girl has already climaxed, but the guy hasn’t and now it’s just chafing her crotch like crazy as he tries to keep going.” Annnnnd, that’s what lube’s for, people!
  6. “One where they fumble around awkwardly looking for a condom for at least two minutes.” Not like in the movies at all…
  7. “One where the girl gets up to pee right after because she doesn’t want to chance a possible UTI.” Yup!
  8. “One where they haven’t showered or look perfect and they’re like sweaty with major morning breath.” Not very romantic—but totally hot!
  9. “One where he gives you a towel after.” Prince Charming!
  10. “One where oral is performed with a gag reflex.” It happens.
  11. “One where they shower before sex because not everyone wants to have sweaty, possible body odor-involved sex.” Shower sex is hot!
  12. “One where someone is going down on the other person for a LONG time, but like nothing is happening and the person going down now has lock jaw.” Nope, won’t see that on screen.

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Check out more sex scenarios you won’t see on TV: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/straight-sex-scenes-we-wish-we-saw-on-tv

This Is The Porn People Watched In 2017

Screen Shot 2015-08-06 at 4.12.01 PM2017 was a big year for uploading and viewing porn. According to Pornhub’s annual data analytics report, there were a mind-boggling 23 billion visits to the porn mega-site last year, or 64 million visits per day! Wondering what porn viewers were searching for?

The top three trending searches were “Porn for Women,” “Rick and Morty” and “Fidget Spinners.” Virtual reality porn also continued to grow in popularity, but “lesbian” is the real star of 2017, coming in as the top single search term. Riley Reid and Jordi El Nino Polla were the top searched-for female and male porn stars, respectively. Some other interesting findings: people stopped watching porn for the solar eclipse, the Game of Thrones finale, and the iPhone X live Event. Oh, and Sunday is the busiest day on Pornhub.

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Here’s more about Pornhub’s 2017 Year In Review: https://www.forbes.com/sites/curtissilver/2018/01/09/pornhub-2017-year-in-review-insights-report-reveals-statistical-proof-we-love-porn

Best Outdoor Sex Positions: 6 Fun Ideas Outdoor Sex

Looking for something exhilarating? We’ve got just the thing: outdoor sex. Below are some of the best outdoor sex positions to keep you comfortable, safe, and seriously turned on while you hook up in the great outdoors.

  1. Assisted Missionary (With Pool Floaty)

    Pool floats also make great sex props while getting frisky outside. Placing the float under the receiver’s ass will act as a great cushion and heighten the angle of penetration, which can feel amazing for both partners. This outdoor sex position works especially well in a pool, lake, or backyard with a sturdy inflatable or lounge chair. Just make sure the floaty is stable before things get wild.
  2. Lawn Mower (Standing Doggy-Style)

    In this doggy-style outdoor sex position, the receiver places their hands on the ground so their body is bent upward while the giver enters from behind. The angle can be deep and intense, and it’s perfect on a grassy lawn or soft ground. Before you drop into position, quickly check the area for rocks, sticks, or bugs, and consider laying down a blanket if you’d rather not get grass stains on your knees or hands.
  3. Reverse Cowgirl

    This reverse cowgirl outdoor sex position is ideal if you have a blanket and a soft surface, like sand, grass, or a picnic area. One partner lies on their back while the other straddles them facing away, riding at their own pace. Who doesn’t love sex on the beach, or a cozy blanket under the stars? Use a thick towel or blanket to protect your skin from sand and small rocks, and keep some lube handy if things feel dry.
  4. Tree Pose (Sex Against a Tree)

    A sturdy tree is a natural prop for outdoor sex. You can lean the receiver against the trunk for standing doggy-style, or have one partner wrap a leg around the other’s hip for a closer full-body embrace. This tree-supported outdoor sex position works well on hikes or in secluded parks, but pick a tree with relatively smooth bark and avoid spots where you’re easily visible from trails or campsites.
  5. Fire Hydrant (Discreet Oral Sex)

    This position is great for couples wanting to taste the outdoors. One partner sits on the ground, preferably with a blanket or towel under their butt, and performs oral sex on their standing partner. This is perfect for a discreet outdoor oral sex position on a lawn, in a quiet park, or by the pool. Keep the receiver low to the ground and the standing partner close, so the angle is comfortable and you can shift quickly if someone walks by. A thicker blanket or folded towel under the seated partner makes this much more knee- and butt-friendly.
  6. Picnic Spread

    If you have an outdoor table or a big picnic blanket, you can use it as your “bedroom” in nature. Try seated lap sex on a bench, bent-over positions on the table, or spooning on the blanket with pillows or cushions for extra comfort. Make sure any table or bench you use is stable, and choose a spot that’s away from crowds so you can focus on pleasure instead of worrying about who might walk past.

Comfort Tips for Better Outdoor Sex

Outdoor sex is hottest when the setup feels good, not like a struggle. Choose a spot with soft ground, a little cover, and enough room to twist, grind, and change positions without worrying who might catch the show.

Bring a few simple comfort essentials: a blanket or towel to turn grass or sand into a makeshift bed, and a cushion or rolled-up jacket to lift hips or support knees so you can really lean into the movement. Slip into clothes that are easy to slide aside or peel off. Elastic waistbands, soft fabrics, and fewer fiddly buttons mean you can get access fast when the mood hits.

Once you’re tangled up together, notice how your bodies feel against the ground, the air, and each other. If something’s pinching, scratching, or killing the mood, laugh about it, shift your angle, or move to a slightly different spot. Treat comfort as part of the seduction, adjusting, teasing, and repositioning until you’ve found that sweet spot where every thrust, grind, and touch feels even better out in the open air.

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