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8 Ridiculous Things That Happen In Every Fanfic Sex Scene

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Lucifer Rose02Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.

  1. No one ever needs lube
    Who needs lube when you can use spit, lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to get down, or even precum. As one fanfic reader says, “fic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.”
  2. No condoms
    People always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on to think straight. But no worries—in the magical world of fanfiction, there are never any consequences!
  3. Tongues “battling for dominance”
    Nuff said.
  4. There is no normal everyday sex. Everyone is always either ravaging someone or tenderly making love.
    There is something to be said for “normal” sex.
  5. There is no bad sex
    While fanfiction is definitely about escaping reality, sex is sometimes bad and awkward.
  6. Virgins always transform from demure innocents to total sex gods IMMEDIATELY.
    “Because are you really a worthy protagonist if you don’t have an immediate natural knack for boning?” Asked a reader.
  7. A lot of the time, the sex positions described are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
    “Are y’all fucking or playing X-rated Twister?”
  8. Vaginas basically ~gush~ when they get wet — and squirting is no big thang.
    Well, that does make sex scenes that much more exciting!

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Check out more ridiculous things that happen in fanfic sex scenes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/sex-portrayal-fanfiction

France Joins Other European Countries In Getting Its First Sex Doll Brothel

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gwynethIt seems the sex doll craze has taken Europe by storm. France’s first sex doll brothel has opened in Paris, joining other European countries like Germany, Britain, and Denmark. The Paris sex club has several rooms where customers can get busy with one of four lingerie-clad dolls of different shapes, colors and sizes.

At this point, it’s fair to assume that if the Paris brothel is as popular as the one in Germany, it’ll be a huge success. In Germany, since the sex doll brothel opened it’s been reported that sex doll Fanny was attracting more customers than real-life sex workers. Fanny’s popularity shouldn’t come as a huge surprise: according to scientists, in 30 years it will be normal to have sex with a robot. In the meantime, it seems a lot of =people are eager to find out what it’s like!

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Check out more about the first sex doll brothel opening in Paris: https://nypost.com/2018/01/30/paris-gets-its-first-incredibly-creepy-sex-doll-brothel/

10 Ass-Eating Tips From People Who Know

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TeenVixenKylie01Anal play is all the rage these days. So we’ve got advice from the pros about how to up your ass-eating game. Here are the best rimming tips from people who love to toss salad (check out more below).

  1. Start with moving a flat tongue up and down, then slowly make it more pointed and start circling.
  2. Be super liberal with spit. You can never have too much lubrication!
  3. Don’t forget to use your hands on a cock, or pussy and clit. As one guy says, “I like to call it the trombone technique: Make sure while rimming to use your hand to continually jack them off.”
  4. Penetrate the ass with a pointed tongue every now and again.
  5. Don’t forget the taint while you are licking the butthole.
  6. Be sure to switch positions to see what you like: “I like bending over a couch or desk while my partner kneels behind me. Putting my legs up and spreading my cheeks myself is great too. Face-sitting is great for my partner’s neck,” says BuzzFeed.
  7. Stack pillows under your ass to get the position just right.
  8. Suction with your lips over the opening and suck on it.
  9. Use your whole tongue, not just the tip. Really get into it—no one likes a half-assed rim job!
  10. Press against the hole with a finger every now and again. Steady pressure to the butthole is the most amazing sensation!

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Check out more ass-eating tips: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/rim-job-tips

Your Partner Probably Wants A Kinkier Sex Life

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feet-1095408_1280A new study reveals what couples have secretly always wanted: kinkier sex. A survey commissioned by sex toy company EdenFantasys looked into 2,000 Americans’ sex lives and found that one in four people in a relationship has a secret sex act that they want to try—but haven’t talked about with their partner. The steamy data also showed that as many as 40 percent claim to be a kinky person.

In fact, over a third of Americans said they have a specific kink or fetish, even though many people (51 percent) said it takes them at least a month or longer to bring it up with their partner. The study also found that Americans are sexually adventurous, with three out of four people saying they’d like to try new sex acts. “Thirty percent reported they want to experiment more with sex toys, 16 percent want to try anal sex and one in ten Americans (13 percent) hope to take part in a threesome,” reports NY Post.

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Check out more about how Americans are secretly kinky: https://nypost.com/2018/01/31/your-partner-probably-wants-a-kinkier-sex-life/

Woman Who Marries “Pirate Ghost” Says The Sex Is Out Of This World

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woman-609252_640A mom of five enjoyed fucking a 300-year-old Haitian pirate ghost so much that she married him! She claims they’re enjoying the best sex she’s ever had. She met Jack the ghost in 2014 when he joined her in bed one night and proceeded to blow her mind.

She says the sex is much “deeper” with a ghost. “You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it, too,” she says. The couple were married with a human medium saying the ghost’s vows in a boat in international waters, which means the wedding is actually legal. Just goes to show how important sex is in a relationship!

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Check out more about a woman who married a pirate ghost because the sex was good: https://nypost.com/2018/01/17/woman-marries-pirate-ghost-says-the-sex-is-out-of-this-world/

Penis Whitening Is Gaining Popularity In Asia

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doctor-1297054_640It seems men in Southeast Asia are interested in whitening more than just their teeth. A hospital in Thailand is currently offering penis whitening, a dangerous and shockingly popular treatment. As many as 100 men per month are willing to travel from countries all around Southeast Asia, including Mynamar, Cambodia, and Hong Kong to get their cocks bleached.

Penis whitening recently reached viral status on Thai TV and social media when the clinic posted a picture of a man undergoing the laser procedure. The Thai health ministry responded by cautioning people against the surgery, which is temporary at best and can cause harm to men’s reproductive system and to their sex life, among other scary side effects. The procedure has attracted men aged 22 to 55 years old and members of the LGBT community, who can get five sessions for $650. Come on, guys— there’s better ways you can spend money on your dick…

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Check out more about penis whitening in Asia: https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/apparently-penis-whitening-is-now-a-thing-in-thailand/

New Erectile Dysfunction Gel is Literally Dynamite

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Image Source: Blewit.comThere’s a dynamite new product out there for tackling impotence: a gel containing explosive nitroglycerin! In trials, rubbing a pea-size amount of the gel gave 7 in 10 men who suffer from erectile dysfunction boners within 10 minutes. According to researchers, it works up to 12 times faster than Viagra.

“The rub-on gel works by releasing a nitric oxide gas that widens tiny blood vessels, increasing blood flow to the penis,” reports NY Post. In trials involving more than 220 men, 44 percent achieved hard-ons within 5 minutes, and for 70 percent, it took less than 10 minutes. Viagra and other impotence pills take between 30 minutes to an hour to kick in, and many sufferers don’t respond to these drugs. Researchers plan to continue trials and say the gel may be available by next year.

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Check out more about a new erectile dysfunction drug that works better than Viagra: https://nypost.com/2018/01/08/new-erectile-dysfunction-gel-is-literally-dynamite/

Staten Islanders Are Really Into Kinky Sex

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Screenshot 2016-09-06 03.44.02New York City’s least populous and most conservative borough is also its kinkiest. That’s right: in the city that never sleeps, Staten Island is staying up all night getting its freak on! According to the NY Post, Staten Island is leading the way in online sex-product purchases and BDSM website registrations.

“Kinky” Island not only bought the most sex toys but also dominated (pun intended!) the registration list of the membership-based Wasteland.com, aka “the Internet’s oldest and most popular BDSM, fetish and alternative sexuality site.” NY Post says, “Of the 68,791 New Yorkers who registered on the site in the last year and half, 21,326 — or 31% — were from Staten Island, followed by Brooklyn (19,263; 28%); Manhattan (16,511; 24%); Queens (8,252; 12%) and The Bronx (3,439; 5%).” In the words of Wasteland.com: “Welcome to the porn industry, where nothing is obvious.”

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Check out more about how Staten Islanders are really into kink: https://nypost.com/2016/07/31/staten-islanders-are-really-into-kinky-sex/

Pornhub Reveals The Most Popular Gaming Character Searches

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PikachuSexPornhub revealed 2017’s most popular gaming characters that users love to watch fuck, and the results are pretty interesting. When it comes to porn searches, female characters are the stars: of the 16 characters listed by Pornhub, 13 are female. The hot women of Overwatch snagged the top three spots—D.Va, Mercy, and Tracer—with over 8 million searches combined on the porn mega-site.

After that, “Misty from Pokémon (2.6 million searches) beat out Tomb Raider’s Lara Craft ( 2.2 million searches) for a fourth place spot and Zelda grabbed number six,” reports Daily Dot. Pokemon’s Ash was the only male character to make the list, which goes to show that in the male-dominated gaming world, sexy female characters win the porn popularity contest. Besides hot lady heroes, users also want to see non-human characters like Pokémon Gardevoir and Pikachu get it on.

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Check out more about Pornhub’s data on the most popular gaming character searches: https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/pornhub-most-popular-gaming-characters/

This Fetish Is So Weird, Only One Person Has It

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michelleSea-monster porn is a thing, but it seems only one person is financing the unusual, scaly genre. According to Vice, an anonymous man with a fetish for sea-monster sex is responsible for bankrolling all of the 100 or so porn clips that exist online. His maritime fantasies are so specific that he commissions Bitch Slap Studios, a production studio that specializes in custom-made porn, to bring them to life for around $15,000 a film.

He prefers movies in which “an actor dressed in a mass-market sea-monster costume has his slimy, scaly way with terrorized female performers.” He also wants to see missionary sex along with “mostly the girl and some monster, but never mostly the monster and some of the girl.” But most important of all, he needs “a horror feel without any goofy/funny monster behavior.” Whatever floats your (monster) boat!

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Check out more about the man who finances sea-monster porn: https://nypost.com/2018/01/10/this-fetish-is-so-weird-only-one-person-has-it/