I do not need your money- I want it. I want it simply because you do not deserve it and I, as your Goddess, do. I enjoy the feeling of your cold, hard cash in My palm. You will work hours upon hours, you will work overtime, you will work holidays simply so you can spoil Me with your gifts and tributes. You owe it to yourself to contact Me now.
Be warned, I will become an addiction. You will lie awake at night in excitement at the thought of emptying your wallet at My command. You won't be able to stay away.
Do you want to continue being useless? I am the only person that will ever give your life any meaning. I will turn you from being an insignificant loser into a more useful worm, guiding you to a more satisfying life of pleasing Me.