I see men as confused and insecure beasts, desperate for purpose. I feel the urgency of discomfort in your roles as supreme protector. Society has done this to you and I understand the poor behavior that it promotes. It is my dream to create a new society where men are relieved from this charade. I demand an authentic experience that is cultivated over time. You have a fantasy, and that’s adorable, but what we are after is something of more substance. Abandon your preconceived notions of what you will gain from this experience. The laundry list of activities you will no doubt express to me will only restrict you. They will become a routine, regurgitated over and over, lacking the luster of the pipe dream from which they originated.