I offer what you can't find anywhere else. That perfect release. An escape from those tormented thoughts of yours, the ones that haunt you when you know the one thing you yearn to have, is the same thing that you must not, cannot, nor will ever be allowed to touch.I can't help it either. Let's explode together before we do something very, very bad.
But before you burn your grubby paws on that hot kitchen stove to reach the sweet, sweet cookie jar, come to me, and we'll indulge in my cookies together.