Here's how this works: You call me. I pick up the phone and say "Hello!" Then you say "Hello!" And I say: "Satisfied that I'm a real person?" You say "Yes!" I say "Cool." Then I put the phone down and go about my business. You'll hear me working, watching TV, listening to music, moving around--maybe even talking to the pets. Listen in for as long as you like, hang up when you're ready. Have fun!