Tech Mogul Claims Shockwave Penis Therapy Is Great For Erections

Eccentric tech mogul Bryan Johnson is singing the praises of penis shockwave therapy, raising the question—does shock therapy really work? “There’s this technology—you have a wand and you sit in a chair and the technician uses the wand and basically shocks your penis through acoustic technology,” Johnson explained on the Diary of a CEO podcast. “I have been shocked by the results. I’m now two months in. My subjective experience is as if my penis has gotten 15 years younger,” he said.

Besides the pain and physical risks involved, urologists warn against the so-called therapy, calling it “experimental” at best. “Acoustic wave therapies are very soft waves that are given to the penis. There is zero evidence for the efficacy,” one urologist said, adding, “These are basically, what I like to tell patients, like taking a toy hammer and hitting the penis. It does absolutely nothing.” Doctors recommend keeping the dick happy the good ole fashioned way: “Exercise, diet and sleep are the easiest ways to address the psychological factors.”

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