Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.
No one ever needs lube
Who needs lube when you can use spit, lotion that’s conveniently on the bedside table right when it’s time to get down, or even precum. As one fanfic reader says, “fic authors get hella creative. Like, pizza-grease-up-your-butt creative.”
No condoms
People always forget to use condoms because they’re too turned on to think straight. But no worries—in the magical world of fanfiction, there are never any consequences!
Tongues “battling for dominance”
Nuff said.
There is no normal everyday sex. Everyone is always either ravaging someone or tenderly making love.
There is something to be said for “normal” sex.
There is no bad sex
While fanfiction is definitely about escaping reality, sex is sometimes bad and awkward.
Virgins always transform from demure innocents to total sex gods IMMEDIATELY.
“Because are you really a worthy protagonist if you don’t have an immediate natural knack for boning?” Asked a reader.
A lot of the time, the sex positions described are PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
“Are y’all fucking or playing X-rated Twister?”
Vaginas basically ~gush~ when they get wet — and squirting is no big thang.
Well, that does make sex scenes that much more exciting!
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It seems the sex doll craze has taken Europe by storm. France’s first sex doll brothel has opened in Paris, joining other European countries like Germany, Britain, and Denmark. The Paris sex club has several rooms where customers can get busy with one of four lingerie-clad dolls of different shapes, colors and sizes.
At this point, it’s fair to assume that if the Paris brothel is as popular as the one in Germany, it’ll be a huge success. In Germany, since the sex doll brothel opened it’s been reported that sex doll Fanny was attracting more customers than real-life sex workers. Fanny’s popularity shouldn’t come as a huge surprise: according to scientists, in 30 years it will be normal to have sex with a robot. In the meantime, it seems a lot of =people are eager to find out what it’s like!
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Anal play is all the rage these days. So we’ve got advice from the pros about how to up your ass-eating game. Here are the best rimming tips from people who love to toss salad (check out more below).
Start with moving a flat tongue up and down, then slowly make it more pointed and start circling.
Be super liberal with spit. You can never have too much lubrication!
Don’t forget to use your hands on a cock, or pussy and clit. As one guy says, “I like to call it the trombone technique: Make sure while rimming to use your hand to continually jack them off.”
Penetrate the ass with a pointed tongue every now and again.
Don’t forget the taint while you are licking the butthole.
Be sure to switch positions to see what you like: “I like bending over a couch or desk while my partner kneels behind me. Putting my legs up and spreading my cheeks myself is great too. Face-sitting is great for my partner’s neck,” says BuzzFeed.
Stack pillows under your ass to get the position just right.
Suction with your lips over the opening and suck on it.
Use your whole tongue, not just the tip. Really get into it—no one likes a half-assed rim job!
Press against the hole with a finger every now and again. Steady pressure to the butthole is the most amazing sensation!
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A new study reveals what couples have secretly always wanted: kinkier sex. A survey commissioned by sex toy company EdenFantasys looked into 2,000 Americans’ sex lives and found that one in four people in a relationship has a secret sex act that they want to try—but haven’t talked about with their partner. The steamy data also showed that as many as 40 percent claim to be a kinky person.
In fact, over a third of Americans said they have a specific kink or fetish, even though many people (51 percent) said it takes them at least a month or longer to bring it up with their partner. The study also found that Americans are sexually adventurous, with three out of four people saying they’d like to try new sex acts. “Thirty percent reported they want to experiment more with sex toys, 16 percent want to try anal sex and one in ten Americans (13 percent) hope to take part in a threesome,” reports NY Post.
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If you’ve ever fantasied about having group sex, you are definitely not alone. From threesomes to foursomes to moresomes, these people shared the sexy inner workings of their naughty imaginations. Here are 5 group sex fantasies from real people (check out more below).
The pleasure sandwich
“A threesome with two bisexual guys where I am wearing a strap-on. I’m in the middle of a sandwich pegging a guy while the other guy is getting me from behind.” Now that’s a mouth-watering sandwich!
Sexy hazing
“I have always fantasized about getting hazed after rushing a sorority. Like, me and all the other pledges naked and degraded, and forced to fuck each other while the upperclassmen watch. Sometimes frat guys are brought in and we have to service them, too, but mostly it’s all ladies.” Kinky!
The star
“I’ve always wanted to have five girls licking and sucking. One for each boob, one on my vagina, one for my anus and one that would be kissing my mouth the entire time.” Nothing wrong with a little personal attention!
The sub
“Multiple partners, male and female, would tie me up in a position where all my holes are exposed and then do whatever they want to me. I want to be fucked by them, have toys used on me. I would also like to have nipple clamps and be edged and denied to come until the very end of the session.” HOT BDSM fantasy!
Sexy punishment
“Forced gang bang by three lesbians with strap-ons while they verbally abuse me using my mouth and pussy. When I refuse to say ‘I like it’ and I come without permission, they take my ass and use all my holes.” We like it!
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A mom of five enjoyed fucking a 300-year-old Haitian pirate ghost so much that she married him! She claims they’re enjoying the best sex she’s ever had. She met Jack the ghost in 2014 when he joined her in bed one night and proceeded to blow her mind.
She says the sex is much “deeper” with a ghost. “You can feel the weight of the spirit, their touch, the pressure. You can literally feel the physical act of what the spirit is doing to you, and the spirit can feel it, too,” she says. The couple were married with a human medium saying the ghost’s vows in a boat in international waters, which means the wedding is actually legal. Just goes to show how important sex is in a relationship!
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Looking to spice things up in the bedroom this Valentine’s Day? We’ve got just what you need to celebrate the BDSM-friendly way—with all the necessary kink toys. Here are a few recommendations to explore your kinky side this V-Day.
Grab a copy of The Ultimate Guide To KinkForget Fifty Shades—The Ultimate Guide To Kink is a great book to learn about all the rules in the naughty world of BDSM.
Try out restraintsWhether you want to use a regular old pair of handcuffs or try out a nicer pair (we suggest Ardour Crafts), we bet you’ll really love the experience.
Experiment with a blindfoldSee if you like sensory deprivation with a good blindfold. Choose one with a wide style to completely block out the light. Then see how it feels to pair it with handcuffs.
Explore your sadomasochistic sideIf you’re into spanking, adding a crop into the mix can really help take things to the next level. It’s not quite as intense as a full whip; instead, it creates a more concentrated sting. And if you like it, try out a horse whip next—we promise you won’t regret it.
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If you only make one new year’s resolution in 2018, let it be this: to explore the kink you’ve always wanted to try. Kinky sex and BDSM are just what you need to get the new year started off right. Here are 7 sex toys to help you keep that resolution going well past January.
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Everyone who enjoys fanfiction knows about the time-honored and cringey tropes. It’s possible to be a fan and still laugh at the ridiculous sex scenes. Here are the worst offenders.
