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Your ‘Smart’ Sex Toy Is Vulnerable To Hackers

Screen Shot 2015-06-18 at 2.52.11 PMIt seems everything is “smart” these days: cars, fitness, and yes, even sex toys. But a Def Con hacking conference recently proved that no smart technology is immune from hackers—even your dildo. Two hackers demonstrated using a We Vibe 4 Plus, a Bluetooth-enabled couple’s vibrator, just how easy it is for others to collect data about you via your smart sex toy. And you won’t believe what manufacturers can find out about you when you get off.

They can track everything from how high of an intensity you like to the temperature of the device, information that basically tells them exactly which orifice you’re sticking your sex toy into. While the president of We Vibe commented by explaining that the data “is collected purely for hardware diagnostic purposes,” it doesn’t change the fact that the company is able to store and potentially use that data with impunity. “As teledildonics come into the mainstream, human sexual pleasure has become connected with the concerns of privacy and security,” the hackers said in their conference. So the question really becomes: “Do you care if the manufacturer is tracking your activity, sexual health and to whom you give control? How do you really know who is making you squirm with pleasure?”

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Check out more about how your smart sex toy can be hacked here: https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/hackers-and-vibrators-oh-my/

Bizarre Sex Myths People Used to Believe 

Throughout history, there have been some crazy things people believed about sex. From doctors getting their “hysterical” female patients off to weird superstitions about pregnancy, these sex myths are truly bizarre. Here are 8 weird sex myths people actually thought were real.

  1. Sneezing after sex prevents pregnancy
    This was perpetuated by the Greek physician Soronus, who recommended squatting down, sneezing, and then rinsing the vagina after sex. There must have been a lot of very pissed off, very pregnant sneezing ladies during his day!
  2. Little humans live inside sperm
    In the 1600’s, two scientists theorized this after viewing sperm under a microscope. They believed that women did not provide anything for contraception to take place. Uh huh…
  3. Phantom pregnancies were the work of demons
    Today, “phantom pregnancies” are when a woman has symptoms of pregnancy without being pregnant; in Elizabethan England, they explained this phenomenon as the work of demons. Makes sense to us.
  4. Riding bicycles can cause infertility—and orgasms
    In the late 1800’s, women were warned not to ride bikes lest they become infertile. And cum. All the more reason to hop on for a wild ride!
  5. Masturbation causes a flat chest
    In the Victorian era, women thought masturbating would stunt their breasts’ growth. Those poor, poor women.
  6. Masturbating cures hysteria
    Yes, male doctors made women cum to treat their “hysteria.” This is where vibrators originated. Thanks, doc!
  7. Cumming can cause worsening eye sight
    A Swiss physician wrote in 1758 that the loss of semen brought about by male masturbation could lead to worsening eye sight. We’re willing to bet most men took their chances…
  8. Eating certain fruits can make you pregnant
    In the stone age, some people believed that the spirits of babies lived in certain fruits. And that if a woman ate those fruits, she’d get knocked up. Eve did love her apples.

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Check out more bizarre sex myths people actually believed here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikerose/bizarre-sex-myths-people-used-to-believe?utm_term=.pkL4JL8gqB#.msrYzEAnbM

Church Funded Study Finds 76% Of Young Christians Watch Porn

15929936930_14a78eca47_mA new study funded by well-known evangelist Josh McDowell had Christians saying “OMG!” He commissioned the study to expose the “pervasiveness of pornography in the church and among Christians,” but the results went far beyond anything he could have imagined. According to McDowell “pornography has infiltrated the church, especially among young adults.” Apparently, McDowell is a bit slow to learn what basically everyone alive already knows—that young people love to masturbate!

“Of young adults 18-24 years old, 76 percent actively—and these are Christians—actively seek out porn,” McDowell lamented to a local news station. As a result of the study, McDowell is now putting together a conference for Christian leaders to discuss the problem of internet pornography. Maybe they should just look at the statistics—“Of 13- to 24-year-olds, 96 percent would say that when they talk to someone about porn—their friends, which most of them are Christians now—they do it in either a neutral, positive or encouraging way”—and face the facts: nothing’s going to “Save” people from jerking off!

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Check out more about the church funded study that shows most young Christians seek out porn:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/05/church-funded-study-finds-76-of-young-adult-christians-actively-seek-out-porn/

Man Who’s Slept With 400 People Refuses To Be Slut Shamed 

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSDylan Jones is a gay man with what one might call a very indulgent appetite for sex. He’s slept with 400 people—“an average of two every week for four years. And that’s not even counting weekends”—and for him, there’s no shame in that. While he fully embraces his supercharged libido, he says it’s pretty common to get slut shamed, especially by other gay men.

To him, this is a big problem. Obviously, the word “slut” carries a negative connotation, but why is that, and why do numbers matter? He speculates that gay men slut shame because of insecurities: “If they encounter someone who’s unapologetically sexually active, it can be threatening, and perhaps makes a little dose of self-loathing homophobia bubble to the surface.” He adds that “It’s impossible to have too much sex. As long you’re comfortable with what you’re doing and go about it safely, THERE. IS. NO. SUCH. THING. AS. TOO. MUCH. SEX. How can there be?” You do you, Dylan Jones—and a lot of other people while you’re at it!

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Check out more about the man who’s slept with 400 people and refuses to be slut shamed: https://www.queerty.com/man-slept-400-people-refuses-slut-shamed-says-theres-no-thing-much-sex-20160519

There’s a R&B Song About When Sex Goes Horribly Wrong

imagesR&B songs always make sex sound, well, so sexy (not to mention also make you want to have sex immediately!). But let’s face it, sometimes sex doesn’t go the way it does in a R&B song. Comedian Nikki Glaser understands this, and so she teamed up with Omarion to write a song about sex that “Usher makes look so easy” but how, somehow, “something always goes wrong.”

A lot of these scenarios (which Nikki got from real dudes sharing their worst sex stories) might seem familiar: “Nuts on your chin, when my mom walks in.” Or what about when you “can’t find no lube in this hotel room” so you have to use shampoo: ”Got Johnson & Johnson all over my Johnson.” And the situations definitely aren’t pretty, like when your girl’s on her period—so you fuck her in the ass! We all know how it goes when you try to “make that pussy dry,” but just can’t “fuck like they do in a R&B song.”

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Check out the R&B song about when sex goes wrong here: https://jezebel.com/omarion-and-nikki-glaser-sing-about-what-happens-when-s-1782417942

200 Guys Posted Their Dick Pics To Protest NSA Spying

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xA thread on Reddit called “DickPics4Freedom” set off a storm of dudes posting their sexiest sexts. The thread was started as a way to protest NSA spying, inspired by Edward Snowden. And now, there’s over 200 hot, x-rated dick pics of protest for your viewing pleasure (check them out below)!

“The ‘penis pic’ protest was inspired by John Oliver’s sit-down interview with Edward Snowden, who shed light on the U.S. government’s secret surveillance program which is definitely spying on your private pictures, including all the dick pics you’ve been sending to people,” reports the Gaily Grind. Snowden said, “You shouldn’t change your behavior because of a government agency somewhere that’s doing the wrong thing. If you sacrifice your values because you’re afraid, you don’t care about those values very much.” Snowden urging people not to refrain from sexting is what gave “DickPics4Freedom” the, er, balls to Free the Cock on the internet. Snowden’s whistle-blowing sure let the (cock) out of the bag!

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Check out DickPics4Freedom here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/04/11/update-200-guys-have-now-posted-their-erect-penis-pics-online-to-protest-nsa-spying-nsfw/

McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

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Check out more about McDonald’s porn filter here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/porn-mcdonalds-wifi/

Meet the Stripper Comedian Baring It All While Getting Laughs

iStock_000009106859MOST-SMALLWendy Weiss is a seasoned, beloved stripper in Portland, Oregon—who is also a comedian! While she admits “you definitely piss off a lot more people doing comedy than showing them your vagina,” she still boldly straddles being both a comedian and a stripper. Not only that, but by stripping and telling jokes, she’s changing the way female comics talk about sex.

She hosts a monthly show that has comics take off their clothes while trying to make people laugh. She explains that comedy got her through her early days of stripping, when she was such a bad dancer that she “would just plop down and tell jokes.” Now as a stripper comedian, she’s trying to normalize sex, and talk about it in a way that challenges stereotypes: “Sex is either portrayed as sad because they don’t have it, or women are sluts because they do,” Weiss says. “I’ll be like, ‘So I was having sex and this weird thing happened,’ or, ‘This lady said something super-racist at an orgy, isn’t that weird?’” Wendy Weiss really can do it all on a stage!

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Check out more about Portland’s stripper comedian here: https://www.wweek.com/arts/comedy/2016/07/12/wendy-weiss-is-portlands-best-stripper-comedian/

You Won’t Believe How Many Millennials Picked Food Over Sex

A surprising number of millennials reported being horn…gry—for food. While food and sex definitely don’t need to be mutually exclusive, when given the choice between one or the other, a surprising number of millennials went for the food. A report from ad agency Havas Worldwide asked 11,976 men and women over 18 years old in 37 countries which they prefer—food or sex—and a third of respondents choose chowing down over getting down.

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A shocking 35 percent said if they had to choose between “an excellent dinner at a restaurant” and sex, they’d choose the dinner. So, you may be wondering, why do they want dinner more than sex? In other words, is something fundamentally wrong with these millennials? Well, given that millennials have reported being too lazy to eat cereal because they don’t want to clean up afterwards, maybe they’re just really, really lazy. Or maybe their sex lives are so disappointing that a good steak is more appealing than some good lovin’. Either way, it seems millennials need to make sure they’re planning lots of pleasurable dinner dates to fill those lonely nights.

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Check out more about millennials wanting food more than sex here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-surprising-amount-of-millennials-want-dinner-more-than-sex-study-says_us_57990143e4b0d3568f85996b

 

These Places Are Really Into Redhead Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_japangirlWith porn, there’s a category for pretty much everything—and that includes fiery hardcore redheads! Pornhub just released data on which places really love to see gingers getting it on. And, as it turns out, the states that just can’t enough hot redhead action are Montana, Wyoming, and Alaska (with Texas, New Jersey, and Florida the least interested in ginger lovin’).

They also looked at which countries have a boner for redheads and, not surprisingly, Czech Republic, Ireland, and the UK were at the top of the list—places where redheads already happen to live. And apparently, men aged 18-24 and 45-54 are the ones who want to see redheads getting down the most. We mean, with those cute freckles, what’s not to love?

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Check out more about Pornhub’s stats on the places that love redhead porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/psa-montana-and-wyoming-are-searching-for-the-most-redhead-p?utm_term=.glKek9grB7#.vhAv1rDwZW