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6 Times Sex Got Pretty Damn Kinky In 2017

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condomsWe are proclaiming 2017 as the “Year of Kink”. Even though the year’s now over, we’re looking back on all the hot kinky sex that was had. Get ready for 6 kinky sex stories from 2017.

  1. “He lifted me on to the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I moaned ‘professor, how can I bring my grade up? I need to pass this class.’ He picked me up and threw me onto the professor’s table, demanding I give him head. After doing so, he pinned my arms above my head and fucked me.” Hot for teacher!
  2. “I had sex inside of an active volcano next to the world’s largest lava lake. We repelled down into the crater and camped on the interior plateau overlooking the lava. Luckily the only explosions were figurative.” Hot hot hot!
  3. “A few highlights include sharing my partner’s cock with his other partner and spitting his cum into her mouth after he finished. Also, my own experience with bimboification – a partner and I enjoy playing with hypnosis and ‘reprogramming’.” A hypnotic experience!
  4. “I worked at a shop as a fitting room operator. At the time, I had a fuck buddy in another department. For his birthday, I sucked him off in the fitting room.” The perfect birthday gift for a fuck buddy!
  5. “I had sex doggy style in a movie theatre while the lights were still on and people were walking in.” X-rated!
  6. “I bought a dildo for the first time. My boyfriend tied me up and put it in my ass and spanked me with a crop. He pulled it out just as I was on the brink and had sex with me while pulling my hair and came on my back. It was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.” Sexy!

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Check out more kinky sex stories of 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/a-kinky-2017

Prostate Stimulation Gives Man Unstoppable Orgasms

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doctor-1297054_640It is possible to have too much of a good thing, as one randy man learned the hard way (no pun intended). The 63-year-old found himself unable to stop orgasming after discovering the pleasures of prostate stimulation, a new study reveals. His story has been included in a Clinical Anatomy study that concluded prostate stimulation gives men more powerful orgasms than from penetrative intercourse.

Scientists also found that regularly massaging the “male G spot” can actually rewire the brain. After the man found he could cum hands-free simply by lying on his back, it became difficult to stop orgasming—and to “unwire” himself back to normal. “The scientific study of orgasm has always been challenging,” the study’s lead researcher said in a statement. “Those induced by prostate stimulation have been ignored. We have just started the journey on its discovery road.”

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Check out more about the man who couldn’t stop having orgasms from prostate stimulation: https://nypost.com/2017/12/21/prostate-stimulation-delivers-man-into-the-hell-of-unstoppable-orgasms/

8 Dirty Tweets From 2017 That You’ll Still Be Laughing At In 2018

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kgoalboostIt was a good year for raunchy tweets. That’s why we found some that were so funny you can still enjoy them next year! Here are 8 dirty tweets that you’ll still remember come (pun intended) 2018.

  1. “My mum asked if I had anything to suck on during the flight; apparently ‘idk what does the pilot look like’ wasn’t an acceptable answer.” Sorry, ma—trying to join the Mile High Club!
  2. “‘No sex before marriage.’
    ‘Say it after me.’” Exactly.
  3. “*reads motivational makeup bag: ‘If at first you don’t succeed fix your ponytail and try again.’
    Is this about sucking dick?” Obviously. And it’s good advice, too!
  4. “You know the pussy good when you pull yo dick out, and it sound like you refreshing yo TL.” Mmm, nothing more refreshing and delicious!
  5. “Every time u yawn in October, a ghost put his dick in ur mouth.” OMG! Yes!
  6. “reading sexts you sent when ur not horny anymore and u can’t believe those things went thru ur head.” It’s true…
  7. “‘did you cum?’
    ‘yeah to my senses, get out of my house.’”     We’ve all been there.
  8. “@Gordon Ramsay: ‘This I why I love meat…’
    @andywarhella: ‘when the pipe got ya legs shakin and ya eyes rollin back in ur head.’” Where’s the beef?

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Check out more raunchy tweets that will keep you laughing in the new year: https://www.buzzfeed.com/genamourbarrett/the-worst-things-to-happen-to-food-in-2017

Sex Before Bed Is The Secret For A Better Night’s Sleep, Says Study

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white-1822497_640Forget about drinking warm milk before bed—according to a new study, the secret to getting a good night’s sleep is sex. Researchers found that two thirds of people slept better after having sex and achieving an orgasm. According to the study’s lead sleep researcher, people should “switch off their phones, and switch on their libidos.”

Researchers believe people might sleep better after getting off with a partner because sex is the perfect distraction before bed—not to mention the best relaxer. The findings from the study support an earlier study done by Oxford that found a combination of sex and a good night’s sleep had the biggest impact on well-being. As the study’s lead researcher said, “(t)here’s strong evidence to suggest substituting screen time for play time.”

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Check out more about the study that shows sex is the best way to get a good night’s sleep: https://nypost.com/2017/12/03/sex-before-bedtime-is-the-secret-for-a-better-nights-sleep-study/

11 Funny Tweets About Female Masturbation

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Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionThe comedians of Twitter did not “beat around the bush” with these hilarious tweets about female masturbation. Let’s just say you’ll be laughing until your batteries run out! Here are 11 funny tweets about rubbing one out.

  1. “is ‘beatboxing’ a good euphemism for female masturbation? asking for a friend. she’s a world class beatboxer.” Perfect euphemism…for your friend.
  2. “Did Catholic school ruin my chances at a healthy relationship with my vibrator.” We’ll pray for you.
  3. “Why is it called masturbation and not beating around your bush?” The important questions in life.
  4. “M: *drunk* This vibrator isn’t working.
    H: *from another room* HAS ANYONE SEEN THE REMOTE?”     Whoops!
  5. “I’ll take the batteries out of the TV remote to use in my vibrator. IDGAF.” Get ‘er done!
  6. “Anything’s a dildo if you’re  brave enough.” What you call brave, we call resourceful!
  7. “I bought batteries for my toothbrush but put them in my vibrator instead because priorities.” #lifegoals
  8. “Shower sex.
    Only it’s me and my vibrator getting it on.”     Nothing wrong with a little me-time!
  9. “‘Let’s call them robots in disguise!’
    ‘We’ve already decided they’re personal massagers.’
    -Carl gets outvoted at the vibrator ad meeting.”     Robot personal massagers?
  10. “Remember when a selfie stick was just called a dildo?” The good ol’ days.
  11. “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate'” But not uncommon for a Ryan Gosling movie, let’s be honest.

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Here’s more funny tweets about female masturbation: https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/hilarious-tweets-about-masturbating-by-women-for-women

Viagra Factory In Ireland Turns Men Into Walking Stiffs

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viagraAn Irish Viagra factory is making it hard for residents to ever leave. Townspeople claim the fumes from the factory which manufactures the erectile dysfunction drug are arousing the local men. “One whiff and you’re stiff,” local bartender Debbie O’Grady said.

Village dwellers have long enjoyed free access to the drug, never having to pay a cent for its “love fumes.” “It’s amazing the number of people who come to this village, perhaps out of curiosity, and then never leave. There’s something in the air,” a townsperson says. Some residents claim there was baby boom after the Viagra factory opened around 1998. Though no one knows for sure whether there is actually “love in the air,” residents have this to say for sure: “We’re just happy.”

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Check out more about the Irish Viagra factory that gives men boners: https://nypost.com/2017/12/04/viagra-factory-is-turning-men-in-this-town-into-walking-stiffs/

8 Low-Key Sex Toys That Even The TSA Won’t Catch

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Let’s face it, if you’re traveling over the holidays, the TSA is probably going to find out about your sex toy preferences. So to avoid awkward run-ins with strangers, we’ve compiled the sneakiest little sex toys to stash away in your luggage. You’ll save space and only you will know their true purpose.sexydice

  1. Tenga Iroha Stick Vibrator
    This vibrator looks just like a lipstick, so it’ll blend in seamlessly with the rest of the items in your makeup bag.
  2. Little Rooster S
    The Little Rooster is actually an alarm-activated vibrator. As Refinery29 says, “Sleep with it tucked into your underwear and wake up happy.”
  3. LELO MIA 2
    Sleek and about the size of a lipstick, this USB chargeable vibrator is basically your perfect travel companion.
  4. Adam and Eve I Rub My Duckie
    This little duckie wins first place for the most discreet sex toy. Just don’t let this little guy get mixed up with the children’s toys this holiday!
  5. Ooh By Je Joue No. 3 Cock Ring Electric Blue
    What’s not to love about a cock ring that could pass for a keychain?
  6. Dame Products Eva
    The Eva vibrator is so small and cute no one will ever know it’s a wearable clit vibrator. It’s perfect for going hands-free during penetrative sex.
  7. Crave Vesper
    You can wear this vibrator around your neck as a fashionable pendant. Bonus points for optional engraving if you want to make it a gift.
  8. Fun Factory Flexi Felix
    These anal beads are super low-key—if anyone asks, just say it’s a pool toy.

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Check out more low-key sex toys: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/07/115976/discreet-sex-toys#slide-9

Johnny Depp Has a Threesome In Marilyn Manson’s Steamy New Video

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166582112_9074d75bb2_zJohnny Depp has an exciting new role in Marilyn Manson’s x-rated music video. Playing a voyeuristic video editor, Johnny Depp takes off all his clothes and simulates a seriously racy bedroom scene with two models who’ve seduced him. And it gets better: both guys strip completely naked for the dangerously hot threesome.

The king of shock rock doesn’t disappoint with the threesome scene—it shows Depp rolling in the sheets with the two women, simulating a number of sexual acts. The group writhes around on a giant bed as Depp and the women take turns mounting each other—with a cameo by Marilyn Manson. Manson has this to say about the scandalous video: “At the end, when you see the underwear burning, those are mine — and that’s Johnny’s lighter — he burnt my f—king underwear!”

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Check out more about Johnny Depp’s threesome in the new Marilyn Manson video: https://pagesix.com/2017/11/15/johnny-depp-has-a-threesome-in-pal-marilyn-mansons-new-video

This Is How Popular Squirting Is In Your State

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imagesDo you like to watch squirting videos? If so, you’re not alone—Pornhub just released data showing that squirting porn has become increasingly popular on the website in the last few years, and has remained one of the site’s most popular searches. While it’s continuously in the Top 20 categories of videos, it is the most popular among women.

In case you’re wondering how popular it is state-by-state, Pornhub also released data which shows that squirting porn is particularly popular in the states of Wyoming, Montana, Utah, and Nebraska. On the other hand, people in California, New Jersey, Maryland, and New York are the least interested. Considering the depressing reality of how few women actually reach orgasm in porn—18.3% of women, compared to 78.0% of men—squirting porn and its popularity is definitely something to cheer about.

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Check out more about how popular squirting is in your state: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/11/180636/squirting-porn-searches

NYC Condo Owners Have a Priceless View—of People Fucking

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trumppeefaceWealthy condo owners in New York City are truly getting a million dollar view. Along with seeing the glorious skyline from their window, they also get to see the writhing bodies of strangers getting it on in the nearby park. Residents of 5th on the Park, a luxury high-rise building in Harlem overlooking Marcus Garvey park, reported that they’re treated to scenic vistas of “flagrant fornicators” who “mount a rocky hill — and then one another.”

According to the residents, they see various types of fucking in the park at all hours of the day. A resident of the building told the Post he saw “one girl with three guys,” and that it “shocked the hell” out of him. A different resident said that when she looks out the window and gazes over at the park, she sees “a lot of blowjobs, guys having sex, guys masturbating, I really saw the whole gamut.” Sorry to say it, rich condo owners in NYC—but maybe you should close your blinds?

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Check out more about NYC condo owners complaining about people fucking the park: https://jezebel.com/fancy-schmancy-condo-owners-have-a-priceless-view-of-1819516797