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Employer Held Liable For Man Who Died While Having Sex On A Business Trip

Image Source: .flickr.com/photos/jaunedeau/A man who died from a heart attack after having sex with a woman he met on a business trip is a “victim of a professional accident,” a French court has ruled. This ruling means that the employer of the man, known as Xavier X, will have to pay hefty compensation to his dependents. Xavier X was working on behalf of his employer, a French railway construction company, when he suffered a heart attack after having extramarital sex with a local woman.

French labor authorities asserted that Xavier’s death should be classified as an “accident du travail,” which entitles the victim’s family to benefits from both the state and employer. As a result, any partners and children of Xavier will receive a monthly benefit of up to 80 per cent of his salary until what would have been his retirement age. French judges claimed that an employee traveling for work remains the employer’s responsibility, regardless of what the employee does on and off work hours: “a sexual encounter is an act of normal life like taking a shower or eating a meal,” the court asserted.

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Check out more about an employer being held legally responsible for a man who died while having sex on a business trip:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7446019/Man-died-having-sex-business-trip-victim-work-accident-court-rules.html

There’s Now A Steven Universe Porn Parody Game

cup-1010916_1920Steven Universe: The Movie is out now, but what if you want something more, ahem, intimate than a new movie? If so, you’re in luck: there’s also a porn parody game called Gem Blast, starring Pearl and Amethyst. Gem Blast tells players to “behave” themselves with Pearl and Amethyst–but the two prove ridiculously horny and proceed to show their affection with a rather hands-on approach.

Developed by programmer Rilogator and artist Digitalkaiju, Gem Blast’s creators “plan on doing more content like this (and hopefully better)” in the near future, along with adding more material to the game. Both loved Steven Universe, and they figured a porn parody of a popular series “would be a straightforward way to gain an audience quickly” for future games. The game racked up over 13,000 views by fans who want to fuck the Crystal Gems, along with an additional 4,500 visits on itch.io.

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Check out more about the new Steven Universe porn parody game: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-universe-porn-game/

Lack Of Sex Can Be A Health Threat For Over-50s, Study Says

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zA study of more than 5,700 found men who have less sex past 50 see their risk of serious illness rise by more than two-thirds. Experts from Anglia Ruskin University say those in middle age should remember the health benefits of fucking, which can burn 85 calories and releases feel-good endorphins thought to boost the immune system. Researchers found that men who become less interested in sex are 63 per cent more likely to be diagnosed with cancer and 41 per cent more likely to develop a long-standing illness.

Among men whose libido had stayed the same or got better, just over 15 per cent developed a long-standing illness or disability such as diabetes or arthritis in the next four years. Men who said they were having less sex than a year ago were 69 percent (!) more likely to have a long-standing illness. There you have it, over-50s—time to get busy!

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Check out more about a study showing a lack of sex can be a health threat for over-50s: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7412829/Scientists-claim-lack-sex-life-pose-health-risk.html

Wives Are Getting Their Husbands To Do Chores With Sex

Three bars of soap of orange, white and green colors, next to a double sided bathing sponge with a porous texture. All these hygiene items are on top of a folded white towel made from a fluffy fabric.

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“Choreplay,” or exchanging chores for sex, is the latest hashtag making waves on social media. Wives are cheekily coupling #choreplay with images of clean rooms to show that their husbands have been busy around the house—and they’re about to get busy in bed as a reward. Fans of the practice say it’s a fun, effective way to keep the household running smoothly.

Popular Instagram influencer Bri Dietz shared an image with her nearly 80,000 followers of her and her husband kissing while holding up a letter board, reading: “helping with housework so you can get lucky is called choreplay.” Another woman on Instagram said, “As a working mom, the last thing I want to do when I get home from work, is to do more work, like laundry and dishes. If my husband wants a no-questions-asked free pass for sex, he will get it if he checks off those boxes, especially if he does so before he’s asked.” To get in the mood, she will sometimes hand her husband his to-do list while wearing a tight cleavage-revealing dress: “It’s so much better than nagging, and puts us both in a good place.”

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Check out more about “choreplay”: https://nypost.com/2019/08/28/wives-are-bribing-their-husbands-with-sex-to-get-chores-done/

Welsh Town To Install Futuristic Bathroom Stalls To Deter Public Sex

bathroomOne forward-thinking Welsh town has a new idea for contraceptives—futuristic bathrooms. The seaside enclave of Porthcrawl plans to install bathroom fixtures to stop sex in public restrooms. People attempting to fuck inside the stalls will be soaked with water jets and interrupted by high-pitched alarms.

The doors will also fling open when the weight-sensitive floors detect more than one user. The Porthcrawl town council is spending 170,000 euros, about $188,605, for the project intended to deter “inappropriate sexual activity and vandalism.” The new restrooms will also include automated wall and floor cleaners that will activate each night for about 10 minutes—to keep the place literally and figuratively ‘clean.’

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Check out more about how a Welsh town plans to deter public sex in restrooms: https://nypost.com/2019/08/17/welsh-town-to-install-futuristic-bathroom-stalls-to-deter-sex-romps/

Brexit Is Destroying Sex Lives

2-215Sexually frustrated people in the UK have taken to Twitter to complain about how their sex drives have dwindled due to the stress Brexit is causing them. Some have even filed for divorce after their partner voted differently than they did. Some have remained with their partners, but feel too angry about things to have sex with them.

Luckily, these sexit-themed jokes about how “BoJo killed your mojo” have relieved some unfortunate tension: one tweet says, “In other words Hard Brexit or Soft Brexit?” Another writes, “These days my hard backstop is always a part of my withdrawal agreement.” But this tweet pretty much sums it up: “I find that I am getting screwed everyday with Brexit.”

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Check out more sexit-themed jokes on Twitter: https://mashable.com/article/brexit-sex-lives/

Lots Of Sex Increases Post-Heart Attack Survival Rates, Study Says

white-1822497_640Sex can save your life… like, literally. According to a new study published in the American Journal of Medicine, fucking increases long-term survival rates after a heart attack. The study tracked 1,120 people who had had heart attacks and found that of the survivors, those who had sex multiple times a week, were 27% less likely to die during the study period.

Those who got lucky once a week were 12% less likely to die, and those who fucked occasionally were 8% less likely to die. Post-heart attack sex was even more vital for a longer life, researchers found. Doing it weekly following a heart attack decreased mortality rates by 37%, more than once a week meant a 33% survival bump, and less than once a week made for a 28% increased life expectancy, compared to participants who never got any after their heart attack.

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Check out more about a study that shows sex increases the survival rate for post-heart attack survivors:https://nypost.com/2019/08/02/lots-of-sex-increases-post-heart-attack-survival-rates-study/

Apple’s Siri Routinely Records You Having Sex

270833119_0d8840e498_zIt turns out Siri is a lot more engaged in our… ahem, private activities then we ever could’ve realized. Apple’s “Siri” automated assistant routinely records people having sex, according to a recent report. Siri, which is built in to the iPhone, Apple Watch and HomePod smart speaker, is activated when someone says “Hey, Siri” – but the artificial intelligence often begins operating by mistake, a quality-control contractor told The Guardian.

Accidental triggers, especially on the Apple watch, is incredibly high: “The sound of a zip, Siri often hears as a trigger,” the whistleblower said. Apple hires outside workers around the world to review Siri recordings and grade how the software responded to requests, according to the Guardian. “There have been countless instances of recordings featuring private discussions between doctors and patients, business deals, seemingly criminal dealings, sexual encounters and so on,” the contractor revealed. He added, “And you’d hear, like, people engaging in sexual acts that are accidentally recorded on the pod or the watch.”

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Check out more about Siri routinely recording people having sex: https://nypost.com/2019/07/29/apples-siri-routinely-records-you-having-sex/

Keith Urban Writes Song About His Sex Life With Nicole Kidman

white-1822497_640Keith Urban’s song “Gemini” is a racy ode to the mind-blowing sex life he enjoys with his wife, Nicole Kidman. And now the Australian actress has admitted she doesn’t mind being her husband’s sex-muse. In an interview, she said of Keith’s risqué song: “I don’t sensor his art, but it is a little embarrassing.”

The “Gemini” lyrics include the confession: “She’s a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in the head.” Racier still, Keith also sings in the song: “She’s waking to make love in the middle of the night.” When asked if that element of the song was true, Nicole laughed off the question: “No, what?! You’re making that up. Shut up. I’m not answering that, that’s outrageous.”

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Check out more about Keith Urban writing a song about sex with Nicole Kidman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7271073/Nicole-Kidman-talks-sex-life-husband-Keith-Urban.html

Couple Caught Having Sex In Ohio Lake In Front Of Sunbathers

wtf-1780728_640A video circulating online shows a man and a woman fucking in broad daylight in an Ohio lake. A man who witnessed the shocking sex-spectacle wrote on social media: “On Saturday while I was in Fairport Park enjoying a sunny day with the kids, I noticed a couple making some weird movements in the water.” He added, “The life guard lady ask me ‘are you seeing what I’m seeing’ and I was like ‘yes i am.'”

In the video, the couple can be seen heavily petting one another, before fucking from the front and then from behind. The man explained, “the lifeguard pulls out her radio and make the call, and after a few water splashes later Lol, the sheriff comes and pull them out. That is so embarrassing.” In the video, someone laughs as the couple is led from the water, saying: “Uh oh. OMG.”

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Check out more about a couple caught having public sex in a lake: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7277051/Couple-caught-having-sex-Ohio-lake-children-police-arrive-tell-off.html