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Man With Machete Acquitted In Sex Fantasy Mix-Up

An Australian man who’d been hired to carry out a stranger’s home-invasion sex fantasy — but who showed up, machete and rope in hand, at the wrong house — has been acquitted of all charges. The man was found not guilty of intimidation and weapons charges in what the judge noted was an unusual mistaken identity case. He had been hired on Facebook by a customer who wanted to be tied up “and have a broom handle rubbed around his underwear,” the report said.

The customer had been willing to pay more than $3,000 if it was “really good,” the judge noted. Unfortunately, the man ended up at the wrong house holding machetes at the wrong man’s bedside. In his reasons for the acquittal, the judge said there was a reasonable possibility that the man entered the house as part of a lawful plan to carry out a sexual fantasy.

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Check out more about a man with a machete acquitted in a sex fantasy gone awry: https://nypost.com/2020/05/28/australian-man-acquitted-in-sexual-fantasy-identity-mix-up/

Soccer Star’s Girlfriend Flaunts Their “Competitive” Sex Life

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The girlfriend of soccer star Isco got real about her sex-pectations. Appearing on a Spanish TV program, the girlfriend of the Real Madrid midfielder revealed the couple makes it a priority to fuck daily. “He and I didn’t want to come on the show here until we could say that we did it once a day,” she said.

The gorgeous Spanish actress and new mother explained, “We’ve had a lot of work and we’ve had the kids.” She added, “But we’re very competitive.” Glad to hear busy work schedules and family life don’t get in the way of the important things in life. Relationship goals!

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Check out more about a soccer star’s and his girlfriend’s competitive sex life: https://nypost.com/2020/06/02/girlfriend-of-soccer-star-isco-says-theyre-competitive-with-sex-life/

UK Government Makes Casual Sex Illegal

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The UK Government is cracking down on casual fucking. The bizarre law banning Brits from getting it on with someone outside their household comes as several lockdown restrictions are eased. Britons are questioning the Government’s bizarre rules about fucking—as sex in your home with someone from another household is banned, but technically it’s okay in the backyard.

Addressing the new rules on sex, one person wrote on social media: “Will the cops be setting stings up on Tinder now that it’s illegal to have sex unless you’re living together?” Another posted a GIF of a drooling Homer Simpson, saying: “Illegal sex sounds so hot.” One Twitter user joked his wife was going to “ban sex with people she lives with, in solidarity.”

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Check out more about the UK government making casual sex illegal: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8376955/Eyebrows-raised-government-makes-sex-home-person-household-ILLEGAL.html

Movie Sex Scenes Will Be Replaced With CGI To Cut Coronavirus Risk

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It seems digital sex is all the rage these days—just ask Hollywood. As Tinseltown prepares to reopen, on-set sexual distancing protocols are beginning to be laid out—including animated fucking. The film editors’ trade association has released a 22-page file dictating how “close contact moments” should be “either rewritten, abandoned” or replaced with computer-generated imagery (CGI) to minimize spreading COVID-19 while filming.

The new rules were presented to the governors of New York and California recently as evidence that Hollywood is ready for “action” (no pun intended). Studios are also considering implementing tactics long utilized in the world of the porn, including rigorous testing and a database that lists who is clean and available for work. “The challenges for sports, for Hollywood and the porn industry are all different, but in reality, we each have things we can learn from each other,” says the rep for the Free Speech Coalition, a trade association for the US adult entertainment industry.

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Check out more about Hollywood using CGI sex scenes: https://nypost.com/2020/06/08/movie-sex-scenes-may-be-replaced-with-cgi-due-to-coronavirus/

Ellie Fanning Talks “Outrageous” Sex Scenes On “Catherine The Great”

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Actress Elle Fanning has revealed that her racy sex scenes as the notorious Russian monarch Catherine The Great are “outrageous.” She says in an interview that “Sex is a really big part of the show.” Speaking about the raunchy scenes, she said she wasn’t surprised to see them form such a large part of her character, given Catherine is historically known for her kinky and experimental exploits.

She also adds, “a lot of it was so outrageous that we would just laugh through it.” The actress admitted she couldn’t help but laugh at some of the absurd moments filming the raunchy scenes. She explained that an intimacy coordinator was needed during filming for the hardcore fucking so everyone would feel comfortable.

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Check out more about Ellie Fanning talking about the naughty sex scenes on “Catherine the Great”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8373231/Elle-Fanning-talks-outrageous-sex-scenes-Catherine-Great.html

Video Shows Couple Fucking In Brooklyn Subway Station

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A horny couple took advantage of the practically empty transit system to get freaky on a subway platform, a new video shows. The nearly minute-long clip, filmed by a chuckling onlooker from across the tracks, shows a man and woman going at it doggy style on the platform of the Flushing Avenue station in Brooklyn. “Yea, I don’t care, I don’t mind that shit, that shit is like PornHub to me,” the man taking the video of the raunchy couple says.

“This is New York City you see everything, you hear! Oh, he came. He fucking came. I can’t even concentrate with shit like this,” he adds. Asked about the lewd public display of affection, the MTA took pride in the cleanliness of their stations — but still discouraged people from getting down on the underground. “We are proud the subways are as clean as they’ve ever been, but no need to try them out like these geniuses,” an MTA spokesman said, adding, “Glad we announced our ultraviolet disinfecting pilot yesterday because we are going to need it on this platform.”

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Check out more about a couple getting it on in a Brooklyn subway station: https://nypost.com/2020/05/20/video-shows-couple-having-sex-in-brooklyn-subway-station/

Ron Jeremy Gives Quarantine Sex Advice

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Ron Jeremy is doing a public service for people bored sexually in quarantine. The 67-year-old porn star is doling out advice to spice up sex lives while in lockdown. He suggests using sex dolls, which feel “very lifelike”: he adds, “You add that to virtual reality, and then you’re actually having sex with what feels like a real woman.”

More importantly, Jeremy advises, people can “prepare” for “the real whopper” that will occur when they reunite in person and have sex. “Do a little dialogue … a little phone sex,” he suggests. “FaceTime where you can look at each other … while you’re actually having sex with yourself.” He suggests masturbating and using music as foreplay — specifically Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9, because “Even Beethoven had sex, too,” Jeremy says.

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Check out more of Ron Jeremy’s quarantine sex advice:
https://pagesix.com/2020/05/18/here-are-ron-jeremys-tips-for-your-sex-life-while-in-quarantine/

No Sex For 30 Days After Coronavirus Recovery, Study Says

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We’ve got bad news for people feeling frisky after recovering from the coronavirus—you’ve got to wait 30 days until you can have sex. Experts are warning people off fucking and even kissing for more than a month once they’ve recovered from COVID-19. The advice comes after a Chinese study found that not only saliva but semen may carry the virus.

Researchers said while they are still unsure whether the illness can be sexually transmitted, it was safer for people to take precautions. The team of scientists wrote: “The presence of viruses in semen may be more common than currently understood, and traditional nonsexually transmitted viruses should not be assumed to be totally absent in genital secretions.” Scientists also said wearing a condom after 30 days is necessary.

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Check out more about a study saying you can’t have sex for 30 days after recovering from the coronavirus: https://nypost.com/2020/05/14/scientists-warn-coronavirus-survivors-to-avoid-sex-for-30-days/

Flight Attendant Accused Of Giving Passenger A Blowjob Sues Airline

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A gay flight attendant who was accused of performing oral sex on a passenger during a Virgin Australia flight has been awarded $20,000 for wrongful dismissal. The flight attendant was accused after colleagues claimed they heard “strange or slurping sounds” coming from the aircraft’s rear galley during a flight. Flight attendants became suspicious after reportedly hearing the strange sounds, as well as claiming they caught the man “in the act,” the employment authority said.

The attendant was then reportedly suspended for two weeks without being given a chance to respond, and was later fired. The judge said, “Clearly he was in a situation, behind curtains with a passenger for an extended period, which could raise questions but questions are not enough.” The judge ruled that the sex act allegation was ‘not substantiated,’ and awarded him $20,000 in damages.

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Read all about the case here: https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12332059

New Dating Show Features Horny People Who Can’t Have Sex

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Netflix’s new reality series Too Hot to Handle has a different approach to hot people living together on an island—they can’t have sex. The show says, “Too Hot To Handle puts to the test whether these hot singletons can find emotional connection…without the sex.” Yes, you read that right: these hotties who’ve never gone more than a handful of days without having sex must live under the same roof without getting it on!

They also can’t kiss, “heavy pet,” or even masturbate. If the house remains abstinent for their stay, they all split $100,000. But every sexual infraction committed by a couple—or even solo sex— results in them all losing money from their collective pot. We’re not taking that bet!

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Check out more about a dating show that won’t let horny people fuck: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ehisosifo1/too-hot-to-handle-nextflix-new-dating-series