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Royal Navy Officer Reportedly Films Porn Inside Secret Nuclear Base

Talk about a bombshell. A Royal Navy officer has been filming online “porn to order” with her seaman lover from inside a secret British nuclear base. The Lieutenant has posted explicit material from inside a nuclear submarine HQ at Her Majesty’s Naval Base Clyde in Scotland.

Many of the X-rated online clips include the officer’s naval lover—a Leading Seaman—who is at the same base. “The commanders can’t believe it. There could be all kinds of security risks involved,” a navy source commented. Confronted by her bosses, the officer reportedly confessed—but continued to post more X-rated content, including a video with the caption, “He really used me.”

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Check out more about a Royal Navy Officer filming porn inside a secret nuclear base: https://nypost.com/2021/02/08/uk-royal-navy-officer-films-porn-with-seaman-lover-at-nuclear-base/

Woman Shares Note From Neighbor Who Says She ‘Screams Like A Pig During Sex’

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A woman posted a letter a neighbor put on her door, shaming her for “screaming like a pig” during sex. The UK woman shared a snap of the written note which read: “Can you please stop screaming like a pig daft’o’clock when you shagging!! We all sick of it!!! Neighbours.” The woman responded with: “I personally thought I sounded like the herbal essence woman but go off I guess.”

Obviously, it wasn’t long before the post racked up over 29,000 likes and hundreds of comments. “This is basically an invitation to try out some new noises hahaha. They’re not a fan of pig noises, so what’s next,” a commenter said. Another person commented: “Have to send em a Kama sutra book, miseries need to spice up their lives.”

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Check out more about neighbors posting a note on a woman’s door saying she screams like a pig during sex:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9151083/Woman-reveals-received-note-neighbour-shaming-screaming-like-pig-sex.html

8 Ridiculous Things Men Said After Sex

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Sometimes during sex, you just say things—but how about afterward? It turns out the moments following casual sex can be pretty ridiculous. A TikTok user asked people to share “the worst thing a man said to you immediately after sex,” and it’s now trending.

A guy said to get dressed and call her own Uber because he had another girl coming to hook up in the next 10 minutes.
Oof!
A woman lost her virginity to a guy who said (immediately after they finished), “Are you sure you didn’t want to wait for someone who cared about you?”
Tell her how you really feel…
A woman asked a guy if he could make her orgasm after he finished, and he started laughing and said, “I’m not a prostitute.”
Bless his heart?
This guy went into the next room where his friends were sitting, imitated looking around for something, then said, “Oh shit, I think I lost my virginity in there.”
Come on, guy!
A guy hooked up with a man who hurried him out of the house after they finished because his wife was coming home.
Seriously?
The guy got off of a girl after lasting 35 seconds, then said, “Well, that’s all folks.”
What a (Porky) pig!
A guy fist-bumped her “coochie” after she lost her virginity to him.
Way to go?
A guy said to a girl, “Is it bad that I want you to leave?”
Yes!

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Check out more ridiculous things men said after sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/things-people-said-after-sex

Australian Health Authorities Give Bizarre COVID Sex Advice

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Australia’s government has released a bizarre list of Covid-safe guidelines for the bedroom that has citizens scratching their heads. One bewildering suggestion in particular: staying 1.5 meters apart during sex. “Sadly, sex with someone outside of your household or bubble still carries risk and is not recommended due to the 1.5 metre physical distancing in place,” the government website states.

NSW Health goes on to recommend “mutual masturbation” or the act of pleasuring yourself in front of a partner while keeping a physical distance. Other tips include to wash sex toys before and after use and to use condoms and dental dams. Another suggestion is “hot messaging” or getting intimate over phone or video chats.

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Check out more about Australia’s strange new COVID sex guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9126281/BIZARRE-sex-advice-health-authorities-giving-Australians.html

Survey Finds Cheaters Want COVID Vaccine So They Can Have ‘Responsible’ Affairs

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Players are gonna play—even during a pandemic. A new survey from an extramarital affairs site found four out of 10 cheaters would like to receive a COVID-19 vaccine so they can “responsibly continue having in-person affairs.” The affairs dating site said, “With a potential solution to a seemingly never-ending pandemic within our reach and infidelity proving itself to be instrumental in lasting marriages, it would make sense that many of our members would want to receive the vaccine.”

In a separate study, the site found that 41 percent of cheaters sought out their first affair due to boredom under shelter-in-place orders. Moreover, 63 percent of members said they partook in an affair just as much or more often than they did in 2019. As one user says, “There was nothing about a 24/7 lockdown in my wedding vows. Even though we have a good relationship, he can’t fulfill me the way I need to be, so quarantine has actually made me want to connect with outside partners even more so than beforehand.”

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Check out more about a survey finding cheaters want the COVID vaccine to continue cheating: https://nypost.com/2020/12/16/survey-finds-cheaters-want-covid-19-vaccine-so-they-can-have-responsible-affairs/

‘Bad Sex In Fiction’ Award Canceled For 2020

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The judges of the annual Bad Sex in Fiction award decided to spare readers this year from the usual cringeworthy passages. It seems fictional bad sex is just too much for folks to handle in the hellish coronavirus pandemic-stricken year of 2020. The judges of the annual prize “felt that the public had been subjected to too many bad things this year to justify exposing it to bad sex as well,” the magazine said.

“With lockdown regulations giving rise to all manner of novel sexual practices, the judges anticipate a rash of entries next year. Authors are reminded that cybersex and other forms of home entertainment fall within the purview of this award,” a spokesperson for the judges said in a statement. “Scenes set in fields, parks or back yards, or indoors with the windows open and fewer than six people present will not be exempt from scrutiny either,” the spokesperson added. Since 1993, the Bad Sex in Fiction Award has honored the year’s “most outstandingly awful scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel”—past winners include Tom Wolfe and Morrissey.

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Check out more about the Bad Sex in Fiction award getting canceled for 2020: https://nypost.com/2020/12/08/no-bad-sex-in-fiction-award-in-2020/

There’s Now COVID-Test Fetishists

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There really is a fetish for everything—even COVID-19 tests. Some people genuinely derive pleasure from being deeply nasal-swabbed for the coronavirus. “It’s kind of like when you eat something spicy, and it clears your sinuses,” says one fetishist about why he enjoys the interaction with his “nussy”—a mashup of “nose” and “pussy.”

“I was almost mad the most recent time I got a swab because I felt like they were too gentle,” said a fetishist, comparing the sensation of being swabbed to drinking LaCroix too fast and getting bubbles in your nose. “Got my covid test and honestly it felt good. They did my nussy RIGHT. Might do it for fun again soon,” one fan tweeted. “The most action i’ve been getting is the nurse hitting my nussy during covid tests,” said another kinky tweet.

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Check out more about COVID-19 test fetishists: https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/too-gentle-covid-test-fans-love-getting-deep-nose-swabs/

Hot Mic Catches LA Sheriff’s Deputy Having Sex At Universal Studios

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An on-duty Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy allegedly had sex with a woman near the Bates Motel section of the Universal Studios lot—and accidentally left his microphone on for a dispatcher to hear a blow-by-blow of the fuck fest. There’s a clip of the X-rated encounter between the unnamed deputy and a woman near the section of the lot in Universal City devoted to the Alfred Hitchcock classic. “Oh,” the giggling woman moans at one point. “Oh, my goodness!”

A female dispatcher then alerts the deputy that he had an “open mic” as the woman continues to moan and breathe heavily. The deputy does not respond to the dispatcher—and it’s unclear whether he was inside his patrol cruiser or was outside the vehicle nearby. This is the X-rated way to get some excitement at Universal Studios…

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Check out more about a LA sheriff accidentally leaving his mic on while having sex at Universal Studios: https://nypost.com/2020/12/23/open-mic-catches-la-deputy-having-sex-at-universal-studios/

Study Finds Couples Forgo Sex On Christmas, But Fuck On New Years

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A new study finds the run up to Christmas is not a popular window for sex—unlike New Years. Researchers looked at sex log data from half a million women worldwide, finding a lull in sexual activity leading up to Christmas Day. Christmas Day itself saw slightly elevated levels of sex on average across four countries.

Overall, sexual activity grew after Christmas and peaked in the New Year, suggesting champagne is the perfect inspiration for getting frisky. ‘One pattern consistent among countries was decreased sexual activity in the three days before Christmas, which was followed by elevated sexual activity on Christmas and the three days after,’ say the experts, who are from Stanford University in California and Columbia University in New York. ‘For all locations, New Year had the highest magnitude increase in sexual activity.’

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Check out more about a study showing couples skip sex on Christmas but fuck on New Years: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9082167/Sex-menu-couples-Christmas-study-finds.html

Halle Berry Responds To Rumor That She’s Bad In Bed

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Halle Berry is laughing off negative comments LisaRaye McCoy made about her sex life. On Fox Soul’s “Cocktails With Queens,” McCoy and her co-hosts, Claudia Jordan, Vivica A. Fox, and Syleena Johnson, first discussed whether Toni Braxton was a good lover: “Toni Braxton got some fine men back in the day, said Jordan. McCoy responded, “We don’t know what she’s doing in the bedroom. It could be like Halle Berry.”

When Jordan asked McCoy to clarify whether she was insinuating that Halle Berry was a bad lover, the “Single Ladies” star said, “That’s what they say. That’s what I read, and that’s what I heard.” Berry then retweeted an article that covered the “Cocktails With Queens” segment, and wrote, “Ms. @TheRealLRaye1, ask my man @vanhunt he’ll tell ya all y’all need ta know,” with a crying-laughing emoji. Berry’s sex life has been a topic of conversation recently after she talked about her first orgasm: “I remember my first orgasm,” Berry said in an Instagram Live chat. “I did it to myself.”

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Check out more about a rumor that Halle Berry’s bad in bed: https://pagesix.com/2020/11/26/halle-berry-responds-to-comments-that-shes-bad-in-bed/