SNL’s X-Rated Gift Idea For The Holidays

Adam Driver and SNL cast members offered a present that’s straight off the naughty list. Chocolatier Dean Delaney (played by Driver, the show’s host) dropped by a mock shopping channel to describe an X-rated chocolate treat to viewers as ShopTV hosts Lindy (played by Heidi Gardner) and Rhett (played by Mikey Day) showcased a number of “holiday squeal deals.” Dean, in the sketch, displayed a “deluxe chocolate Santa” before revealing what was “shiny and beautiful” behind the foil—a penis-shaped chocolate.

“We hand temper our chocolate which gives it this smooth shine here,” said the chocolatier as he put his fingers on the chocolate. “Love that close-up, Odell,” Rhett told a TV producer after a camera zoomed in on the action. “Maybe, you don’t have to stroke it so much,” Rhett suggested.

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