Remote Workers Are Having Secret Sex On The Job

Thanks to remote work, Wednesday isn’t the only “hump day.” A new 2023 report found that one in four, or just over 25%, of work-from-home employees, are having sex on the clock. “As remote work has become the norm for many workers, findings show that many couples are taking advantage of the coziness of their own homes to improve their intimate relationships,” study researchers said.

“Having these intimate moments during work hours could elevate anticipation and excitement [for partners],” continued the analysts. Results revealed that the naughty workers tell their bosses that they’re either out to lunch, in a fake “meeting” or in “deep work” when they’re actually having sex. The revelations echo previous findings which revealed that more than 75% of people who work from home masturbate to internet porn between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. 

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