‘Platonic Erotic Male Bonding’ Goes Viral

Two dudes who like to warm their bare testicles and anuses in the sun have gone viral. “Erotic male bonding is in our DNA as men,” one of the men said, adding “Same-sex bonding through acts like butthole sunning is innate, it’s natural and it’s beyond ‘gay’ or ‘straight.’ It’s a vitamin that we need.” He described the activity as “a connection that is deeply nourishing, inspiring, and charging yet is not sexual” in the Instagram caption of the footage, which has been viewed over 30,000 times.

“Most would say this is a form of homosexuality or bisexuality,” said the “sex guru,” adding “It is not.” The men founded Manhood Academy—a semen-retention training platform that touts “male bonding, non-ejaculatory orgasms, rewilding and male sexual transmutation”—insisting nude-dude bonding techniques can benefit not only its participants but also the world. “[Platonic male erotic bonding] is a type of nourishment that speaks to men building each other up, sharing deep moments, seeing each other fully in the nude and removing all shame, fear and doubt that society has placed on us within this context,” one of the men wrote.

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