8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

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Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

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Get to Know Cum 2 Sabrina

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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
I found a listing and I called and left a voice sample. I got a call back and I immediately knew that I loved it — I was hooked!

What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
I have a lot of favorite parts, but the thing I like most is that I get to know a lot secrets and it is so much fun to be able to share mine too!

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I love reading and I like to write as well. I enjoy yoga, softball, and my favorite hobby is SEX! And I always make time for nice long, hot baths!

If you were some sort of erotic sexy food, what would you be?
I would most defiantly be a chocolate-covered strawberry with spicy chili in the center because I taste rich & smooth and then fresh & sweet, and when you get into my center, I am hot and spicy.Cum_2_Sabrina02

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
I love to watch my partner orgasm! Watching that body tense up and release like a hot steam lifting into the air, then that body going soft and relaxing, the flush skin…Oh god that drives me nuts!

What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you on one of your hot phone sex calls?
OK – don’t laugh: I have this big leather chair that I sit in often. It is mocha colored and so soft and smooth, and I can spread my legs over the arms for easy play. I was so into it one time that a bit of a puddle had developed and it was to lube that chair enough for my butt to slip — I fell onto the floor and dropped my phone! Lucky for me, only my pride was hurt!

Is there anything you do to get yourself in the mood for an erotic fantasy phone sex session?
It depends but I love to open up my drawer of toys, make sure I have batteries, and get them all ready.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
I think the better question is what fetish do I not enjoy — that list is much smaller…hehehe 🙂

Cum_2_Sabrina03If you only had one day to live, what would you do (besides take NiteFlirt calls)?
I would drive up to the mountains with a lover and get a cabin by the water. I would do some fishing, have some water side sex, and enjoy some lunch. . .and enjoy a fetish or two. I’d take a nap, enjoy some hot massage under the moonlight, and then some more sex. Maybe we’d invite the neighbors over for a little group play.

What erotic fantasy would you like enacted on YOU?
Massage with a happy ending!

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The Best Threesome Positions For Her

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threesome-sex-positions_1447521164If you are lucky enough to be dating a lady who’s down for a threesome, well, that is awesome. Or if you’re someone who just likes to get in on one every now and again (or as often as possible!), that is also pretty amazing. Even if you’re well versed in all the hot threesome sexual positions, here’s some you should know to make it super enjoyable for her (check out the steamy images below).

  1. The Daisy Chain
    This is where the guy is fucking one lady from behind while she goes down on the other lady. The ladies could switch up giving head and getting fucked, or you could swap out one woman for a dude and explore double penetration. Hot for everyone involved!
  2. Bobbing for Apples
    The guy lies down while one woman sits on his face and the other woman gives him head. “They can can also get off giving oral while touching themselves or surrender when they’re receiving oral sex, so she gets to be both submissive and dominant,” explains a sex therapist.
  3. The G-Spot Jiggy
    The guy fucks one woman doggy-style, while she gives the other woman head, who is lying beneath the guy, alternating between licking his balls or sucking the lady’s clit. “If that sounds intense, that’s because it really, really is — in the best way possible,” says the Frisky.
  4. Double Penetration
    “Many women find anal penetration very pleasurable, especially coupled with vaginal penetration and potentially tripled with her or one of the guys clitorally stimulating her with their hand or sex toy,” Dr. Kirk says.
  5. The Strap-on
    This is where you incorporate a strap-on into the threesome, either to use on the guy(s) or the women. “Strap ons allow women to become empowered by their ability to control penetration,” Dr. Kirk says. Many of them also come equipped with vibrators, so she can get off while fucking a dude or another woman.

Want to have some new, hot experiences yourself? Come have an exciting, intense good time right here!

Check out more about the best threesome positions for her (and you!) here: https://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_250/279_love_tip.html

Grainy Image of Half-Assed Fashion Choice Almost Breaks the Internet

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Remember that viral image circulating around the internet which asked “What Color is This Dress”? Well, now there’s another, stranger one involving a grainy image of a man possibly standing at a hotel kiosk without pants (check out the image below)! The dubious nature of the pant-less man has set the internet ablaze. Is he wearing pants? Is it some sort of a heinous faux pas in which a grown-ass man is wearing nude leggings in the lobby of a luxury hotel?

 

Caption this…Passenger Shaming

Posted by Passenger Shaming on Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Even more enticing about the picture is the blissfully unaware person behind the front desk! The internet has some theories about whether it’s an ass or just bad fashion: “Please let these be nude colored leggings… Please for all that is good and right in this world….” Kira True Lee posted on Facebook. Another user responded: “uh… pretty sure nude leggings don’t come with ass hair. Just sayin.” One thing’s for sure, booty pics seem to be the best way to “crack” the internet!

Looking for some hot booty yourself? We can set the internet ablaze with our assets right here!

Check out more about the mysterious pant-less man in the hotel lobby here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/the-internet-wont-get-behind-this-half-assed-fashion-choice-nsfw_5669cdbae4b080eddf576ea6

Naked Guy in a Box Masturbates For Art

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Screen Shot from YouTube: Almar AtlasonA 23-year-old art student had a truly touching idea for a class project at the Iceland Academy of the Arts. His plan was to live-stream himself for an entire week in a glass box—completely butt-ass naked! But at day six, his project got a little too, um, personal for Youtube.

The video site abruptly interrupted his live-stream when he became aroused and started pleasuring himself. His wife defended him by insisting her husband’s stream was not stopped because he’d violated the company’s terms of policy (i.e, jerking off) but instead because there must have been some sort of a coincidental tech glitch—at the exact moment when he was caught masturbating. Unfortunately for Youtube, the masturbation video was posted to its site, until it was eventually flagged and taken down. We guess #nakinníkassa, Iceleandic for “naked in a box,” maybe wasn’t a mastur-piece after all!

Looking to indulge your artsy side? We’ve got plenty to inspire and excite you here!

Check out more about the naked art student masturbating in a glass box here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-guy-in-a-box-masturbates-live-breaks-the-internet-nsfw_566194f2e4b08e945feefd98

Vivid Entertainment Offers Miss Colombia $1 Million to Do Porn

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You might remember Miss Colombia from her unfortunate involvement in what could be described as the most awkward Miss Universe pageant ever. You know, when she won for about 10 seconds before Steve Harvey realized he’d called the wrong winner. Well now, depending on her fondness for porn, there might be a silver lining to the beauty pageant fiasco.

Vivid Entertainment is offering her $1 million to appear in a porn project. According to TMZ, the company’s head Steve Hirsch wrote a letter to Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, offering an opportunity to “benefit from your experience financially as well as increase your fame.” Vivid is known for their celebrity sex tapes which have launched or enhanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, and Pamela Anderson. Hirsch told Gutierrez in the letter that she can choose her sex partners, as well as “the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in.” Hirsch added, “Try to think about the names of former Miss Universe or Miss America title holders. The only name that most people remember is Vanessa Williams.” Fair enough.

Looking for a mutually beneficial (and hot!) experience? We’re always down for lights, camera, ACTION here!

Check out more about Vivid Entertainment’s $1 million offer to Miss Colombia here: https://jezebel.com/miss-colombia-is-being-offered-1-million-to-do-porn-1749426825

7 Best Things That Changed Our Sex Lives For the Better in 2015

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bestof20152015 was a very good year—for enhancing our sex lives! From all the new high-tech sex toys and kegel devices to the strange sex toy that lets you lay alien eggs inside yourself, 2015 definitely delivered on giving us exciting ways to make our sex lives even better. Here are the 7 best things that changed our sex lives in fantastic ways this year.

  1. Eva, the hands-free vibrator
    This amazing new sex toy sits between the labia during sex so women can enjoy the experience completely hands-free. Look, Ma, no hands!
  2. Marni’s ass play on Girls
    The now infamous analingis scene on this season of Girls had the entire internet in an uproar. Even the cast is still talking about it.
  3. A suction-based clit stimulator
    So far, the Womanizer has gotten very positive reviews. Instead of vibrating, it gently “sucks” on the clit.
  4. High-tech Kegel devices
    There’s two kegel devices that connects to your phone and promises to make doing your pelvic floor exercises more fun and exciting: the kGoal Boost for guys and the Elvie for women.
  5. When Abbi decided to try pegging on Broad City
    It’s always great when popular shows push the boundaries of sex on television (i.e., the usual PIV intercourse).
  6. The book Come as You Are 
    Emily Nagoski wrote an inclusive sex-positive book on women’s sexuality. She has a Ph.D. in human sexuality, and she gave a lot of women a new, more enlightened perspective on their sex lives with this book.
  7. The alien-laying sex toy, Ovipositer
    Well, we can definitely say that this was probably the strangest sex toy of 2015! It’s a dildo that gives you the sensation of having gelatinous alien eggs laid inside you.

Looking to have some exciting final experiences to round out your year? We can change your sex life for the better right here!

Check out more about the best things that changed our sex lives for the better in 2015: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliebrown/twenty-fif-peen#.fy5KbokJEB

The Device That Will Help You Strengthen Your Dick

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kgoalboostHey guys, have you been doing your Kegels lately? Strengthening the pelvic floor by holding and releasing the muscles between your cock and your ass will help you to have better, stronger orgasms and increase your stamina during sex. And now there’s a device that will whip your dick into shape in an interactive and enjoyable way.

The kGoal Boost is shaped liked a pussy and almost as fun (wink wink!). You sit on it, and the vibrations flex and release “the muscles of the perineum in time with the button’s pulsing,” explains the Frisky. So basically, it’s like a personal trainer for your dick! You can use it in the car, at work, and even while vegging out, all while tracking your progress by connecting the device directly to your smartphone. “All of our guided workouts and games are five-minute chunks. If you’re doing a workout for five minutes a day, every day, you’re going to be in a real good spot,” says a rep of kGoal Boost. Who would’ve thought exercising could be so stimulating, literally?

In the mood to exercise certain special areas? We can help you increase your stamina and your pleasure right here!

Check out more about the device that will strengthen your dick here: https://www.thefrisky.com/2015-12-10/hey-guys-heres-a-device-to-help-you-strengthen-your-penis/

You Can Exchange Sex for Driving Lessons in Holland

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thumbsupDriving instructors in Holland can legally slip into the backseat for payment for lessons. Cabinet ministers have been discussing the issue and determined that there’s nothing wrong with exchanging “a ride for a ride.” After long debate, Dutch News reported the parliament reached this conclusion on the controversial practice: offering driving lessons for sex did not equal prostitution “since sex was not being sold.”

However, they also determined that a student asking to exchange sex for lessons was not allowed. Although prostitution is legal in the Netherlands, since there’s no way to tax students, i.e, non-sex workers, “a ride for a ride” would not be legal. So as long as the instructor makes the deal, two consenting adults have the thumbs up from their government to go on a joy ride. Apparently, web searches for driving lessons in exchange of sex are on the rise. Now that’s what we call a good Driver’s Ed course!

Want to go on a fun joy ride? We love mutually satisfying exchanges here!

Check out more about Holland’s “ride for a ride” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/so-you-can-give-driving-lessons-in-exchange-for-sex-in-holland_5678527de4b0b958f6576e55

6 Ways For Guys to Improve Their Sex Lives, According to Science

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frustrated coupleWhat if we told you that you don’t necessarily need to reach for that bottle of Viagra or the numerous other sexual enhancement treatments the next time you want to keep it rock hard for a marathon fuck fest? According to science, there are many other alternatives that can help you to up your sex game whether you struggle with premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction (ED), or a low sex drive. Here are 6 proven ways guys can improve their sex lives.

  1. Get some exercise
    Science has shown that men who are the most physically active have the best erectile function and sex drive. By incorporating either 2 hours of strenuous exercise or 6 hours of moderate exercise every week, you can expect serious results in the bedroom.
  2. Do kegels
    While you’re at it, don’t skip exercising your dick! Doing kegels not only helps with premature ejaculation and ED, but it can help you to become multiply orgasmic!
  3. Drink less booze
    “Whiskey dick” is real. Studies have shown that bouts of heavy drinking can lead to problems with getting an erection and reaching orgasm. And for those who regularly abuse alcohol, 72% reported sexual performance problems. While you don’t need to quit drinking, definitely drink in moderation.
  4. Stop smoking cigs and weed
    Research has shown that smokers, who make up just 28% of the population, make up a whopping 40% of those with ED. And those who smoke weed are also at risk for developing erectile problems, since cannabis inhibits receptors in the dick.
  5. Learn to love your dick (not literally)
    Over 50% of men reported feeling that their penis was too small. This self-consciousness can lead to performance anxiety during sex. The good news is your cock is probably perfectly normal. Not only that, but the vast majority of women say that they’re totally happy with their partner’s size.
  6. Use lube
    Using lube inside the condom contributes to more arousal. It enhances your pleasure and comfort while wearing it, and if you put some on the outside, it’ll feel amazing for your partner, too.

Looking for ways to enhance your pleasure? We can help you keep it rock hard right here!

Check out more ways for guys to improve their sex lives: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/playboycom/10-ways-men-can-improve-t_b_8639216.html