Scientists Discover Surprising Truth About Boob Preference 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_brasBoobs: guys love them. And recently, a team of European scientists received funding to study the everlasting male obsession with female breasts. In a report aptly titled “Men’s preferences for women’s breast size and shape in four cultures,” published in the Journal of Evolution and Human Behavior, a team of researchers (both male and female) report that it might be shape, not size, that appeals to men when appraising a breast’s attractiveness.

The study also found that, surprisingly, bigger isn’t necessarily better—it seems firmness is the most important quality for men, which is why shape is so essential. Scientists think the research might shine light on the evolutionary reason why men are so infatuated with boobs, since breast shape can give important clues about a woman’s fertility. So, there you have it: since the dawn of man, dudes have admired boobs.

Looking to indulge your obsession? We’ve got everything you might be hankering for right here!

Check out more about the boob preference study: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/inverse/breast-obsessed-scientist_b_13462238.html

11 Hilarious Tweets About Condoms 

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condomsThe funny folks on Twitter have some astute observations to offer about condoms in 140 characters or less. Some of these tweets will having you nodding sympathetically while others will have you slapping your thigh with laughter. Here are the 11 funniest tweets about condoms to help you “wrap up” your day with a good laugh.

  1. “Dear, why are there broken condoms on our couch?”
    “Bob… Would you please call our children by their names.”
    Ouch!
  2. “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.”
    Warning: condoms do not protect against getting hit by a bus.
  3. “I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I’m cool.”
    But honestly, raccoons are the coolest.
  4. “Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist’s window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.”
    But at least you’ll get a good story!
  5. “I’d like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom please.”
    “Sir, that is a sleeping bag”
    *winks at cashier continually until she finishes her shift*
    Creepy!
  6. DATE: This place is so fancy
    ME: Ever have a guy splurge on you before?
    DATE: Well, only when we didn’t have a condom
    *wipes tear from eye.*
  7. “Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms.”
    Or a sex toy!
  8. “I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms.”
    Karma…
  9. “[handing out condoms to trick or treaters] give these to your parents, I don’t want more of you coming back next year.”
    [Trick or treaters generously hand out eggs in response].
  10. “I’m so committed to pizza that I’ve stopped wearing a condom when I eat it.”
    Now that is a serious pizza lover!
  11. “Gonna start feeding my dog condoms, so when she poops they’re already in tiny little bags!”
    Brilliant!

Looking to add a little levity to your day? Come have some raunchy fun with us!

Check out more hilarious condom tweets here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/sir-thats-a-sleeping-bag

This 3D-Printed Scrotum Sculpture Lets You Go Balls To the Wall

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballsDo you love art and balls? If so, we’ve got the perfect Indiegogo campaign for you! Brian Sloan, the person who brought you the Most Beautiful Anus and Balls Contest, is now funding his latest sex-centric endeavor, “Wall Balls.” The Daily Dotexplains, “The product is a wall-mountable (lol) fiberglass sculpture of a scrotum emerging from the front of someone’s fly. It weighs six pounds, and can be yours for $59.”

According to Sloan, the campaign will “bring to life” the 3D-printed scrotum of the Balls Contest’s third place winner. Sadly, it seems the first and second place winners do not live in places willing to let them use 3D machines to print balls. Sloan needs 100 orders to bring Wall Balls to life, which he says is for people “who love art” or “are awesome.” Or, apparently, can’t get a 3D-printing company to scan their own scrotums.

Looking to get “balls to the wall” yourself? Come get creative right here!

Check out more about the 3D-printed scrotum sculpture on Indiegogo: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/3d-printed-scrotum/

Erotic Murals of Pompeii’s Brothel Showcase Sex Lives of Ancient Romans

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volcanoPompeii is well known for being one of several ancient Roman metropolises preserved by the eruption of Vesuvius, a catastrophic volcano in the year 79. What it’s less famous for is its history as a highly sexual culture. The buried city is literally covered with carvings of phalluses—including a bronze chandelier that depicts a flying dick and a mural of Mercury with a massive erection!

And now, new images of an excavated brothel are giving even more clues about the randy shenanigans of the naughty Pompeiians. Historians think the sex acts depicted on the walls of the brothel called “Lupanar of Pompeii” were advertisements to potential clients. They include images of same-sex and opposite-sex couples, since the prostitutes were both men and women. The brothel, which was five stories high and equipped with a balcony where sex workers called down to potential customers in the street, is the only one known in the city. If you can’t get to Pompeii to see the remains of Lupanar in person, tune in to CBC’s The Nature of Things to take a tour through the notorious brothel.

Looking to get into some wild shenanigans yourself? Come get naughty right here!

Check out more about the erotic murals of a Pompeii brothel: https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/murals-pompeiis-brothel-showcase-sex-lives-ancient-romans/

Study Reveals Ideal Number of Previous Sexual Partners For Men and Women

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sexy-librarianIf you’ve ever wondered what the optimal “golden number” is for notches on your bedpost, a new study has the answer. Published in the Journal of Sex Research, the study asked participants to rank a potential sexual partner’s attractiveness based on how many sexual partners they had in the past. And according to the survey of 188 heterosexual participants on Facebook, the number’s a lot lower than you may think.

For one-night stands, the optimal number was between 2 to 6, with women slightly more forgiving towards men’s previous flings. But when it came to long-term relationships, both sexes were reluctant to get involved with someone with more than around 2 to 3 previous sexual partners. As one researcher of the study noted, “contrary to the idea that male promiscuity is tolerated but female promiscuity is not, both sexes expressed equal reluctance to get involved with someone with an overly extensive sexual history.” While we’re all about equality of the sexes, we have this to say to both men and women: lighten up; it’s only a number.

Want to add another notch to your bedpost? We say the more the merrier!

Check out more about the study that reveals the ideal number of previous sexual partners: https://www.iflscience.com/brain/what-is-the-ideal-golden-number-of-previous-sexual-partners-for-men-and-women/

8 Life-Changing Sex Toys To Try In 2017

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Images Source: Primal HardwereWhile everyone has a favorite sexual companion in their nightstand, why not try something new this year? According to Amazon users, these naughty products will keep you coming back again and again. Here are 8 sex toys that will change your sex life in exciting new ways (get details in the BuzzFeed link below).

  1. A vibrating cock ringIf the reviews are true, this vibrating cock ring will give you a real good buzz: “Amazing ring! I’ve tried many and this one is just the right size and shape to get the job done. Most of the sub-par rings don’t reach my anatomy during intercourse and this one hits the spot! Love the little nubs on it also. Good quality and well made product!” —Review Girl
  2. A glass dildo for G-spot stimulationAt only $19.95, this amazing toy will make your G-spot and your wallet very happy. It gets a 5/5 rating on Amazon.
  3. Silicon-based lubeSliquid Silver lube will keep things nice and slippery. One reviewer said they had no problem staying lubricated “for long duration of time, including one 24-hour plug session.” Now that’s an endorsement!
  4. A butt plug kit to ease you into anal play Naughty Plug Silicone Anal Trainer Kit is great for those who want to ease on in to ass play. One reviewer  says, “The smallest size is not intimidating at all. Comfortable, smooth, and they stay in well.”
  5. A soft and spicy floggerIt gets a 4.8/5 rating because, as Anthony R. says, “Great weight and balance. Can deliver a wide variety of strikes to suit your style of play.”
  6. A sex swingThis exciting product is promising to take your sex game to new heights. It has firm handles for optimal support and adjustable leg straps for deep penetration.
  7. An egg vibe your partner gets to controlThere’s something very exciting about giving control over to someone else. A reviewer boasts, “the multiple vibration patterns and speeds are great. It’s fun to use.”
  8. Soft restraintsThis product is naughty and comfy: “The straps that go around your arms and legs are soft and don’t dig into your skin, which is nice.”

Want to find something new and exciting this year? Come get naughty with us!

Check out more life-changing sex toys to make 2017 the most exciting year ever here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/norawhelan/recommended-sex-toys

Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex With the Earth Could Actually Save It 

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EcosexualYou’ve heard of a tree hugger, but have you heard of a tree fucker? Tree fucking isn’t that far-fetched since a new movement’s gained traction amongst many who consider themselves extreme environmentalists. They call themselves “ecosexuals” and they believe that by literally having sex with the earth, they can combat climate change.

In a piece on ecosexuality in Vice, a professor studying the movement describes it this way: “On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny-dipping and naked hiking. On the other are ‘people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil.’ There are people who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall,” she said. The movement’s growing prominence can be attributed to Bay Area performance artists Annie Sprinkle and Elizabeth Stephens, who published an “ecosex manifesto,” made several films and documentaries about the “pollen-amorous” lifestyle, and even officiate weddings in which fellow ecosexuals marry the earth, the moon, and other natural entities. Lately, they’ve been pushing to add an “E” to the end of LGBTQI acronym in an attempt to re-conceptualize the way we look at the earth, from seeing the planet as a mother to seeing it as a lover. Well, we guess that’s one way to love the earth.

Looking for something a bit unconventional yourself? Come roll around and get dirty with us!

Check out more about ecosexuality in Vice: 

Porn Stars Lament the Loss of Kink’s Legendary Armory 

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Image Source: David Lytle on Flickr.

Image Source: David Lytle on Flickr.

Peter Acworth, founder and CEO of the BDSM porn empire Kink.com, has just announced “the end of an era.” In February, Kink actors will do their final shoot in the world-famous San Francisco Armory, the historic castle-like building that’s also a popular destination for tourists and porn enthusiasts. The Kink.com studio is just another unfortunate casualty of the rapidly gentrifying city, which has made it financially impossible for Acworth to continue production in the Armory.

Although Kink.com will continue to provide content to subscribers, porn actors are lamenting the closure of the porn studio that, as the Guardian explains, “elevated the profile of fetish entertainment and BDSM and provided stable jobs and a safe workplace for LGBT people and sex workers.” Over the years, the national landmark held tours, workshops and other porn events, as well as made it their mission to “demystify and celebrate alternative sexualities by providing the most ethical and authentic kinky adult entertainment.” Ultimately, the proliferation of free porn made it impossible for Kink to stay afloat in San Francisco—but the Armory’s kinky legacy will live on.

Looking for some quality fetish entertainment? Come get kinky right here!

Check out more about Kink’s shuttering of the Armory on The Guardian 

Get to Know TeenVixenKylie

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TeenVixenKylie03  With TeenVixenKylie  (@TeenVixenKylie)
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How did you begin in the world of adult chat and phone sex?
A girl I used to date was a Flirt and she had a client who requested a call with the two of us. Having someone listen while I made her cum was such a rush – I was hooked right away.

With all your experience in the world of erotic fantasy and adult chat, what’s your favorite part of sex?
Aside from having a fantastic orgasm –because who doesn’t love to cum!– my favorite part of sex is teasing my partner. I love to prolong their pleasure and tease them as long as possible before making them explode.TeenVixenKylie01

What do you do for fun when not taking phone sex and phone with cam (cam sex) calls on NiteFlirt?
I’m a full time student so school and homework take up a lot of my time. I also like shopping, dancing, playing volleyball, and going out with friends.

Is there any kind of specific fetish that you yourself enjoy?
I have a hyperactive sex drive so I really, REALLY love sex…all sex — kinky, vanilla, whatever, I’m in. Lately I’ve been very into edging and controlled orgasms, teasing and denial and smothering thanks to a certain Flirt (MistressSalem – she’s amazing).

TeenVixenKylie02What is your favorite part of being a Flirt on NiteFlirt?
OK, at the risk of sounding like a nympho: getting paid to cum! Hello! Orgasms aside, I love when people are completely open with their fantasies. Sex is so much better when there’s good communication, and that is even more true of phone sex.

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Sex Toys Used To Chase Off Armed Robbers At California Sex Shop 

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosAn armed robber got a huge surprise during a sex store stick-up when instead of cash, he got a face full of dildos. The attempted robbery, caught on surveillance video, happened at San Bernardino sex store Lotions & Lace. Just before closing, a man walked in pointing what appeared to be a gun, but the two feisty female store employees weren’t scared.

“With the gun, he walked in. I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us,” said Amy, a store employee. “But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don’t have time for this.” She started yelling, and eventually began throwing sex toys at him to chase him away. Before long, he fled the store empty-handed. “I think he was a coward,” said the store’s other employee. “Coming in and trying to get over on two females and not realizing that we’re pretty feisty.”

Looking for something surprising yourself? Come get feisty with us right here!

Check out more about sex shop employees chasing off an armed robber with sex toys here: https://abc7.com/news/armed-robber-chased-off-with-sex-toys-at-san-bernardino-shop/1658847/