Grocery Store Helps Man Use His Donut As a Sex Toy

DonutA British man recently found himself in a crisis at his local grocery store when the sweet, buttery donut he wanted to use as a sex toy didn’t have a hole in it! What was he to do?! The man and his donut have since gone viral after he tweeted the grocery store to complain about the pastry’s defect, which he said prevented him from using it in an oral sex act with his girlfriend.

“@Morrisons oi there’s no ring in my donuts how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now,” the peeved man tweeted at the grocery store. But the real surprise came when Morrisons’ social media person responded—to offer some good advice. “Improvise!” tweeted the grocery store. It seems MacGuyvering it would be the only way to go when you want some sweet lovin’ and your donut is getting stale. Thanks for the great sex advice, Morrisons!

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Check out more about a British grocery store helping a man to use his donut as a sex toy: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/donut-twitter-oral-sex-morrisons/

US Customs Block Man After Reading His Profile On Gay Dating App

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A Canadian man was denied entry into the United States after US Customs read his profile on the gay hookup app Scruff. Apparently, they suspected the man of being a sex worker after finding a description on his profile that said he was “looking for loads.” They assumed he was soliciting sex for cash, and began what the man described as a “humiliating” and seemingly endless interrogation.

The agents immediately inspected the man’s phone, computer and other possessions, demanding the passwords for his devices. He described them “grilling” him, asking “‘Is this your email?’ and it was an email attached to a Craigslist account for sex ads.” Though there was no proof that the man was a sex worker—in fact, during his second attempt, he brought pay stubs from his employer and bank statements—he was still not allowed into the country. Not only is this type of flagrant violation of privacy tragically all too common for non-Americans, but as a Canadian lawyer says, “Their agents need cultural awareness training to not misunderstand that people who simply are leading a normal sex life are not prostitutes.”

Want to celebrate your right to a normal sex life? Come stand up for liberty—the sexy way!

Check out more about the man denied entry into the US because of his Scruff profile: https://www.dailyxtra.com/canada/news-and-ideas/news/us-customs-block-canadian-man-reading-scruff-profile-215531

Florida Cops Could Be Fired For Fucking On the Job 

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Image Source: Flickr.com | Emelec Pasion

Some Florida cops could get fired for getting a little too frisky with their handcuffs. The two veteran police officers were caught fucking and sexting while on duty. An internal investigation has uncovered video evidence and naughty pictures of the cops while in uniform, which the Jupiter Police Department say is “conduct unbecoming an officer” and grounds for termination.

It seems one officer filmed himself receiving oral sex from the other officer on her phone. He also took a photo of himself wearing his SWAT uniform with his dick out, which he sent to the female officer. She in turn sent him a photo of herself exposing her breasts in her uniform shirt. These cops’ x-rated behavior while in the line of duty has led the force to question “their performance as police officers…not their relationship.” Well, it’s clear who the “bad cops” are in this scenario—so naughty!

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Check out more about the cops getting it on while in the uniform: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/cops-fired-sex-on-duty_us_58a5e060e4b045cd34bf7c3e

This Gorgeous Jewelry Collection Doubles as High-End Sex Toys 

Image Source: Unbound

Image Source: Unbound

Sexual lifestyle company Unbound wants women to literally “wear their sexuality on their sleeves” with a new sex toy collection that is actually high-end jewelry. The “sexual accessories” include earrings that can be used as nipple and clit clamps, a leather choker that transforms into a whip, and even a classy necklace that holds your lube. But the star piece is a set of gold bangles that double as handcuffs with the words, “There is freedom in restraint” etched on each one.

Unbound was created by a group of New York City female artists who created the collection as a way to empower women through sex. The company specializes in monthly pleasure boxes such as the BDSM box (filled with whips, clamps and more), G-spot box (comes with a g-spot vibrator and lube), and a strap-on box. One of Unbound’s founders explained, “The goal of the collection is to further the notion that female sexuality should not be relegated to the shadows. By offering women an opportunity to artfully display their sexuality in a fashion-forward, thoughtful manner, we hope to encourage a more widespread acceptance of formerly taboo topics in order to encourage frank conversations in the new year.” Diamonds and sex toys are a girl’s best friend!

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Check out more about the jewelry collection that functions as high-end sex toys: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-beautiful-jewelry-collection-is-actually-a-line-of-high-end-sex-toys_us_58a491b1e4b03df370dc8582

7 Shameless Confessions From People With More Than One Side Piece

Some people collect coins or cars—others collect lovers they can hook up with for a little side action. Both men and women are guilty of cheating here and there, and these shameless confessions from the people of Whisper prove that it’s not that uncommon to have multiple interests. Here are confessions from those who enjoy some tasty sides with the main course.

  1. I have more than one side chick. Some are weekly, some are on a call when I need basis. I don’t know how to stop.”Wow. All that side action sounds exhausting!
  2. I am married and I have two side chicks for wild sex!”This must require boundless energy!
  3. I have two side guys because my main guy won’t even text me.”Does that even count?
  4. I am engaged, I love my fiance, but we have trouble in the bedroom so he lets me have side guys who he has met. And I call them my friends.”Now that is a generous fiance!
  5. Both of my side girls are single, but I honestly prefer a married woman. Specifically because I’m a married man and we both have the same to lose.”Fair enough.
  6. I am scared my side pieces are having main chick ambitions. I just don’t have the time for all that!”That does seem like a lot of work…
  7. My side chicks just found out about each other and are cool with it. WHAAAAT!?”Luckiest person in the universe?

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Check out more shameless confessions from people with side pieces: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2017/01/29/whisper-side-pieces

Lust For Life: Why Sex Is Better In Your 80s

Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr

Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr

We’ve got good news about aging: it’s possible you could enjoy a later-life sexual peak. People in their 80s who still get frisky are often looked at as a curiosity, but lately research has shown that some older folks enjoy an active sex life. It seems older people find the emotional side of sex more fulfilling and share more sexual compatibility with their partners than in their 50s, 60s and 70s, a time of middle-age when many experience a sexual drought.

While it’s true that the majority of older people don’t have a robust sex life, as researchers say, “Among those who were [sexually active], it was quite interesting that they seemed happy with their sexual lives.” These octogenarians are considered “the healthiest people in older ager,” and there’s even been several documentaries made about their swinging sexual lifestyles, including one featuring an 80-year-old burlesque dancer and another with a 82-year-old who loves Grindr and reportedly “had sex eight times in seven days!” If these frisky older folks are any indication, aging doesn’t need to mean slowing down in the bedroom!

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Check out more about why sex is better in yours 80s: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/feb/14/lust-for-life-why-sex-is-better-in-your-80s

Rube Goldberg Machine Made of Sex Toys Rings in the New Year 

RubeWhat better way to ring in the new year than with a Rube Goldberg machine made entirely of sex toys? The sound effects and mind-blowing climax was the perfect way for Super Deluxe to start off 2017 (watch video below). Send this to all your loved ones!

The ball from a ball-gag starts rolling, bouncing off a big black dildo and working its way down a shaft until it reaches a Fleshlight that continues the ball on its journey. It sets off a flying car around a winding track that says “Mmmm…” and knocks over a string of dominoes around a silicone breast, setting another ball down a chute to some silicone asses. By sheer physics, the asses get whipped, slapped and paddled, which sends a bowling bowl past several dildo-levers, inflating a plastic sex doll. The big climax comes when, after knocking over some sex tapes past a ball pit of inflatable boobs, a man squeezes a pair of plastic breasts, causing a vibrator to unroll a giant “Happy New Year 2017!” banner and to set off a fireworks spraying dildo!

Has your 2017 started off with a bang? We can help make sure of that! 

Check out the Rube Goldberg machine made of sex toys here.

21-Year-Old With Giant Footlong Dick Answered Questions On Reddit

measurement-1476913_640A 21-year-old generously answered dozens of questions about his giant 12-inch cock on Reddit! He claims to be 8 inches soft and 12 inches hard and, if you don’t believe the hype, he shared proof of his massive endowment (check out images on the Gaily Grind linked below). Here’s his most interesting responses to all your burning questions.

When asked if he’s ever tried to suck his own dick, which he’s nicknamed “Thor,” he responded that he has, but surprisingly, it was “not as great as it seems!” He said that he does have to masturbate with two hands, but generally tries not to because “I have enough sex and save it for that!” Believe it or not, he says girls are willing to have anal sex with him, and, “yes they survived.” Interestingly, women stare at his dick “all day every day in public.” His response: “my eyes are up here.”

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Check out more about the man with a giant footlong dick and see his pics by visiting Gaily Grind

5 Things They Teach You At Blowjob School 

woman-609252_640Have you ever been curious about what goes down at those blowjob workshops? Well, thanks to the sex educators and other experts from around the country who’ve generously shared their expertise, now you can find out! Here’s their best advice from BJ classes.

  1. Start slow
    A sex and kink coach says, “Just let them experience the warmth of your breath and wetness of your tongue then gently begin to suck. Anticipation will make your partner even hotter.” Ooh, the anticipation!
  2. Use lube
    People often think that their own saliva is enough to do the trick, but sexperts advise starting off with some lube to get things nice and wet. They also recommend sucking on hard, sugar-free candy to build up the saliva in your mouth, then “after a few minutes, you may build up enough of your own juices to keep the action going.”
  3. Get hands-on
    According to sex educators, this is the trick to a great blowjob: “Remember: A good blow job is 50 percent hands. https://www.niteflirt.com/goody/search?text=handjobUsing your hands, with even pressure and friction in concert with your mouth, does more than what your mouth can do on its own.”
  4. Know your curves to maximize deep-throating
    Deep throating is 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent working with the curve and angle of your partner’s dick. For example, if you’re working with a dick that’s curved or angled upward, “have them lie down on a bed, kneel next to them facing their feet, and lean down until you’re comfortable. From there, open your throat like you would for a yawn ― now your partner’s penis can slide down your throat at a more comfortable and natural angle.” Like a glove!
  5. Don’t forget “the boys”
    Seriously—don’t! At blowjob workshops, sexperts encourage you to get well acquainted with the balls if you want to give a good blowjob: “I encourage starting your blow job here, actually; spending a bit of time with ‘the boys’ helps boost his arousal before you start bobbing.”

Looking for a successful sexual experience? Come learn from the masters right here!

Check out more tips from blowjob school: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/blow-job-school-lessons_us_58894b3fe4b0737fd5cb8621

Man Sues Grindr After 700 Men Turn Up For Sex Due To Fake Profiles

Image Source: Flickr.com: amandahinault

Image Source: Flickr.com: amandahinault

A man is suing Grindr for allowing his ex-boyfriend to create fake profiles of him on the gay dating app in order to lure men to his home and work. Allegedly, strange men began visiting him daily, assuming they would have sex, and the man believes there have been close to 700 in the past year. He also got several phone calls (the man’s ex gave out his number), and scores of unsolicited dick pics.

Things began to escalate and sometimes turn violent when the fake profiles drew men interested in rough sex, orgies, rape fantasies and drug use. The man’s suit alleges that Grindr refused to respond to any of his 50 calls regarding the issue and, despite a judge signing an injunction to force Grindr to block the fake profiles, they still haven’t taken action. “A malicious user is just running amok using their product as a weapon,” said the man’s lawyer. “Grindr can control that, and they’re not.” The man claims his life is “a living hell”—very unsexy, Grindr.

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Check out more about a man suing Grindr over fake profiles by clicking here