Engineer Creates Sex Robot That Needs To Be Romanced First 

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Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

Screen Capture: RUPTLY TV

In a first for artificial intelligence, an engineer has created a robotic sex doll that enjoys sex as much as humans—or at least, the doll acts like she does. “Samantha” is equipped with the ability to respond to touch and what can only be described as romantic overtures. In other words, you need to get her warmed up before she can really respond to your touch.

“Basically she likes to be touched. She has different modes of interaction―she has romantic, she has family and she has also sexy modes,” explained the engineer who designed Samantha. She’s programmed to want romance first, before wanting to get sexual. But according to the engineer, the objective is to give her an orgasm. “Normally she likes to be kissed always and also she responds to, basically, the G-spot and also the breasts,” he said. “She also responds to the hands.” Samantha is also designed to give users positive feedback, such as “I love this” and “Nice and gentle.” Gotta give the lady, er, robot what she wants!

Looking for some positive reinforcement yourself? Come get into ‘sexy mode’ right here!

Check out more about the sex robot who needs to be romanced first on The Huffington Post and watch her in action in the video below.

Hilarious Tweets About Sex In Your Thirties

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white-1822497_640Ah, sex in your thirties. It’s probably hotter than it’s ever been—women reach their sexual peak in their 30s, after all—but you might not have the, um, stamina you did in your 20s. Here are the most accurate and hilarious tweets to sum up the experience.

  1. “Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis—sex in your 30s”
    Here’s looking at you, hot soccer MILFs!
  2. “Sex In Your 30s #Haikuha
    We can open this
    2nd bottle or wine, or
    have sex—but not both.”
    Well, both things are likely to make you sleepy…
  3. “Listen, I’m 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you’re gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.”
    So much less naïve than in your twenties.
  4. “Is it a thing when you’re in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next? Asking for a friend.”
    Woman in her thirties: feeling hot hot hot!
  5. “I think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you’ll be in your thirties…”
    Yup, pretty much!
  6. “Sex in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes…….. lots of onesomes.”
    Nothing wrong with some good self-love!
  7. “Being in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.”
    Sounds like heaven.
  8. “The best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by 11pm.”
    And again, sex in your thirties is sounding pretty nice…

Feeling hot hot hot yourself? Come swing those sexy khakis our way!

Check out more tweets that accurately sums up sex in your thirties: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-is-sex-in-your-30s_us_58d94c05e4b03787d35ad111

US Military Nude Photo Scandal Finds Images of Male Soldiers Having Sex on Gay Porn Sites

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Image Source: TorbakHopper | Flicker

The U.S. Military investigation of images shared online of female service members without their consent has recently expanded in a very unexpected way: gay porn sites featuring men in uniform engaged in sexual acts. While the photos of women were shared on private social media site Marines United, the recent investigation shows that “men in the uniforms of sailors, soldiers and airmen also appear on an array of Tumblr sites.” As Gaily Grind reports, it’s not clear whether these men provided consent for their photos to be shared publicly.

The Pentagon has established a joint military task force to investigate the situation, explaining that the men could be punished if identified on pornographic websites. As USA Today writes, “Precedent exists for booting troops from the ranks for posing nude in men’s magazines. Court martial would be possible for troops who posted images of themselves in uniform exposing themselves or having sex.” In the context of gay porn, military investigators will need to determine whether the solider’s conduct would “discredit their service,” which is considered “a potential violation of military law.”

Looking for something racy? Come get dangerous right here!

Check out more about the military investigation into male soldiers’ on gay porn sites on The Gaily Grind

Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

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MAIN-Grindr-emojisGrindr has a solution for all those thirsty gay guys who were worried they were being too subtle with the eggplant emoji: ‘gaymojis’! The gay dating app’s custom gay emojis is adding a special way for naughty dudes to flirt. The kinky cartoons are explicit and varied enough for users to really, ahem, experiment with.

There’s handcuffs, a banana hammock, a guy on the top bunk and a guy on the bottom bunk, and even a pierced eggplant! And if you aren’t confident those will get your message across, there’s an emoji of a ball-gagged and blindfolded man. “Almost 20 percent of all Grindr messages use emojis,” creative director of Grindr told the New York Times. “There’s this shift going on culturally and we need to follow the users where they’re taking us,” he said. Grindr, instead of a high-five, you get a giant hand slapping an ass!

Feel like getting naughty yourself? Well, we say: peach with a telephone emoji!

Check out more about Grindr’s new gay emojis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grindrs-new-custom-emojis-theyre-10032706

Gabourey Sidibe was a PSO for 3 Years!

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For most of us, Gabourey Sidibe appeared out of nowhere with her breakthrough role in 2009’s movie “Precious” but her acting career started 3 years before that as a Phone Sex Operator.

In a recent interview with PEOPLE Magazine, Sidibe spilled the T on her career as a PSO. “I was actually pretty good at it,” Sidibe, 33, tells PEOPLE of the phone-sex gig, which she did for three years, fielding calls for two months before moving up in the business. “I did it for two months before I was promoted.”

Sidibe started performing on the phone in her early 20’s after she dropped out of college, pretending to be a “super-young 21-year-old college girl named Melody.” She promptly quit once she was cast in “Precious” and recalls being incredibly nervous about how people would react to her unusual profession.

“I wasn’t just some phone whore,” and she insists that if it wasn’t for this job she would not have been prepared for her acting career.

Are you ready to talk to some of the hottest PSO’s in the business, we got what you need right here!

H/T to our friends at People where you can read more of Gabourey Sidibe’s interview and get the details on her upcoming book “This Is Just My Face: Try Not to Stare” hitting bookshelves this May.

5 Nastiest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary 

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Leave it to Urban Dictionary to compile all the weirdest, grossest, most obscure sex acts. These descriptions are probably stranger than anything you’ve seen on Pornhub. We can only hope that many of these have never been tried by actual humans before (check out the complete and much grosser list compiled by Jezebel below).

  1. The Flying Camel
    “As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move.” Indeed—stay classy, UD.
  2. Charizarding
    “When you light a girls pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz then flap your arms and say ‘You don’t have have enough badges to train me.’” [This is a new take on an old favorite, The Flaming Amazon.] This one requires extreme caution!
  3. Kennebunkport Surprise 
    “Secretly, sneakily, the male fills his mouth to near bursting with New England Clam Chowder. Then, whilst performing cunnilingus on a woman, he simultaneously punches both of his cheeks, thus blowing the clam chowder up the woman’s vagina.” Two words: just. no.
  4. The Landshark
    “The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.” This one definitely warrants the Jaws theme song!
  5. Ballcuzi
    “Place your nuts in a bowl of warm water. Then have a girl put a straw into the bowl and blow bubbles under your balls. Rubber ducky is optional of course.” Ah, how cute: balls and rubber duckies!

Looking to get freaky yourself? Not even UD has definitions for some of the stuff you’ll see at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the nastiest sex acts on Urban Dictionary: https://jezebel.com/the-10-grossest-sex-acts-as-described-by-urban-dictiona-1627699479

‘Fifty Shades’ of Cock: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film 

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Since Fifty Shades broke everyone’s hearts with its lack of full-frontal nudity, Jezebel decided to do humanity the great service of compiling a list of the best dick you see on-screen. These 50 films have excellent cock shots from beloved celebrities—and even good ass shots! Here are the top 10 (check out the complete list below):

  1. Chris Evans, Not Another Teen Movie
    Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum!
  2. Jason Biggs, American Reunion
    This hilarious shot features the American Pie star’s dick literally up close and personal: pressed against the lens of a magnify glass!
  3. Peter Gallagher, Summer Lovers
    A very young, very sexy Peter Gallagher reveals all in this hot summer romance!
  4. Giles Marini, Sex and the City
    Who can forget this unforgettable scene of the hot Italian actor bathing nude beneath a waterfall?!
  5. Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies
    Huge dick, and wild doggy-style sex scenes—what more can you ask for?
  6. Wesley Snipes, Wildcats
    Snipes definitely let his “wild cat” out in this classic football movie. Score!
  7. Vincent Gallo, The Brown Bunny
    This film also famously features an actual, real-live blow job!
  8. Richard Gere, American Gigolo
    Classic actor, classic dick.
  9. Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
    Bacon wasn’t shy about showing off his pork in this racy movie with plenty of full-frontal nudity and wild pool sex!
  10. Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
    Giant golden dick, anyone? Praise be!

Looking for something racy yourself? Come find out where the real “Wild Things” are right here!

Check out Jezebel’s list of the 50 best on-screen dick with all their NSFW glory by here

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Tragically, Americans Seem To Be Having Less Sex 

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LessSexEven though we all know how great sex is (researchers have recently said it even makes your life better at work), it seems we’re having less sex these days, which in turn is making us less happy. A large study that includes data from 25,000 people confirms that, tragically, compared with the early 2000s, Americans are fucking less per year. Researchers calculated Americans‘ ‘fuckquency’ over time, looking at demographics from single and married people, and found that boning had decreased over time.

“Americans bumped uglies an estimated 60 times per year on average from 1989 to 1994, 62 times per year from 1995 to 1999, 62 from 2000 to 2004, 58 from 2005-2009 and 54 from 2010 to 2014. That means we’re down eight sexings per year since the early 2000s,” reports Gizmodo. A scientist analyzed the data in the Archives of Sexual Behavior and concluded that there is correlation between having less sex and a general decline in happiness. In others words, you’re having less sex because you’re less happy, and you’re less happy because you’re having less sex. Americans, this is a literal call to action: let’s prove science wrong!

Want to increase your happiness? Time to up your ‘fuckquency!’

Check out more about the tragic study which shows Americans are having less sex: https://gizmodo.com/its-not-just-you-americans-seem-to-be-having-less-sex-1793051385

20 Famous Big Dicks

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We’re not saying size is everything. But for these non-porn star celebs, you sure hear a lot about their famously huge cocks (Tommy Lee, anyone?). Here are the most famous big dicks in history and pop culture.

  1. Rasputin
    The Russian mystic did a lot more in his day than advise royalty. His disembodied dick is currently on display at the Russian Museum of Erotica, in a tall jar, measuring 11 inches—flaccid. Need we say more?
  2. Liam Neeson
    As Jezebel says, “In her autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, Janice Dickinson wrote of her ex-boyfriend Liam Neeson, saying he had ‘the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.'”
  3. Jay-Z
    The ‘Jigga’ rapper is also famous amongst groupies who say he has “The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun.”
  4. Milton Berle
    This comedian inspired a running joke around town about how large his legendary dick was—in fact, back in 2002, his friends still joked about his size at his Friars Club memorial!
  5. Wilt Chamberlain
    His nickname was “Big Dipper”—we’ll just say he definitely lived up to it.
  6. Tommy Lee
    In the musician’s legendary sex tape with his then-wife Pam Anderson, his dick stole the show! It’s guesstimated to be about 8 inches hard.
  7. Frank Sinatra
    Old Blue Eyes was also known for what he had going on his pants. His ex-wife Ava Gardner once quipped, “He only weighs 120, but 100 pounds is cock.”
  8. President Lyndon Johnson
    “He was a lifelong exhibitionist who in college had dubbed his penis ‘Jumbo.'”
  9. Errol Flynn
    He once notoriously used his cock to play the piano!
  10. Colin Farrell
    As Jezebel says, “It looks like a baby’s arm.”

Want to have a legendary experience yourself? Come get notorious right here!

Check out more about famous big dicks: https://jezebel.com/5272175/20-famous-big-dicks

Candidate For Arizona Governor Bares All In Jaw-Dropping Statement About His Sex Life

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Image Source: NoahDyer.com

Noah Dyer is adding new meaning to the idea of political “transparency” and openness. As he says, he “has a unique willingness to be open with voters about political and personal matters,” and he’s not kidding. The democratic candidate running for Arizona governor has attracted international attention for his unprecedented decision to include a remarkably candid statement about his sex life on his campaign website.

His statement reads:

“Noah has had both deep and casual sexual experiences with all kinds of women. He is an advocate of open relationships. He’s had group sex and sex with married women. He has sent and received intimate texts and pictures, and occasionally recorded video during sex.”

It’s fair to say that Dyer’s willingness to let it all hang out, so to speak, is a first for any politician—we mean, have you ever heard a candidate confess to group sex and sexting before? Many believe his bold statement is breaking new ground in furthering sex positivity, but Dyer views it as a way to show his commitment to government transparency. Well, we suppose revealing tawdry details about your sex life is one way to do that!

Looking for something jaw-dropping yourself? We are all about “baring all” here!

Check out more about the candidate confessing naughty details about his sex life on The Huffington Post