6 Public Sex Horror Stories

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Sometimes having public sex can go horribly, horribly wrong. Whether it was awkward, dangerous, or just funny, we bet your naughty experience probably went better than these public sex horror stories. Here are 6 to make you cringe and laugh.

  1. Dorm sex
    What happens when you try to fuck on every floor of the dorm building—and then the janitor walks in on you humping on the pool table? “He was facing backwards, turned around, and saw us, with my ass in the air, getting fucked from behind. He simply put his head back down and walked out.”
  2. Pool bathroom fiasco
    “The guy I was seeing was in town for work but had to share a hotel room with co-workers. We were swimming late and decided to go into the pool bathroom to have sex. We were really going at it in a stall when a cop peeked his head over the door.” Whoops—it’s only sexy when you don’t get caught!
  3. Gooooaaaaallll!
    This person stumbled upon a strange clapping sound coming from the soccer field and saw “some guy kneeling inside one of the goal posts, with his bare ass thrusting away.” So, naturally, he yelled, “Goooooaaaaaallll!” But the best part? The guy kept thrusting away, and raised a single fist into the air to show his approval!
  4. Church sex
    “I was bottoming for a guy in a church parking lot, and we were spotted by one of the pastors who was walking by. It was the most awkward moment of my life, but we still ended up finishing in his car in the church parking lot.” Christ, that’s naughty!
  5. Terrible butt-dial
    What’s the worst-case scenario for an accidental butt-dial? This: “My ex and I were having car sex in the parking lot of our college and accidentally butt-dialed his very conservative mom’s home phone. Apparently we left a rather lengthy voicemail of our tryst.”
  6. The grand experience
    “My boyfriend and I were having sex in a hammock at the Grand Canyon. We thought we were being sneaky about it until we realized the trees were bouncing. Pretty sure I ruined a family’s trip to one of the greatest wonders of the world.” Well, the family got an experience they won’t soon forget!

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Check out more public sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/public-sex-is-interesting-idk

Study Finds The More Straight Men Drink, The More They Want Gay Sex

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It turns out beer goggles make straight guys interested in taking home just about any person—including dudes. A new study published in The Journal of Social Psychology asked participants leaving a bar to rate how willing they would be to fuck an attractive man or woman. Not surprisingly, men were more interested in having sex with a woman rather than a man, and also were more open to casual sex in general than women. But then things got really interesting.

Researchers found that the more men drank, the more they were interested in gay sex. Alcohol had basically no effect on whether guys were DTF an attractive woman—they were down, drunk or sober. But while guys who drank nothing reported next to no interest in getting it on with a dude, guys who said they had more than ten drinks wanted to fuck a man just as much as they did a woman. This study proves just how much alcohol lowers your inhibitions!

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Check out more about the study which shows the more straight men drink, the more they are down for gay sex:https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/05/01/study-finds-straight-men-drink-interested-gay-sex-become/

Nokia ‘Brick’ Phones Make Excellent Sex Toys, Survey Finds

It seems those old Nokia brick phones are finding a way to stay relevant—as sex toys! A new survey found that resourceful women in India are using the old Nokia phones as vibrators. As Daily Dot explains, “Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.”

After the survey was published, hordes of Twitter users attested to the near cult-status of the Nokia-as-vibrator: “Either my neighbour has a really old Nokia that keeps ringing or they’re sampling out a new vibrator #earthquake.” It seems the women in India are really on to something with their repurposed vintage phones—since the brick phones are basically indestructible, they’ll never need to worry about buying a new one to satisfy their sexual urges. It also seems Nokia is in on the phone’s pleasurable secret—the redesigned 3310 just went on sale in India!

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Check out how Indian women are using Nokia brick phones as sex toys here: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/nokia-brick-phones-sex-toy-vibrator/

8 Dirty Jokes That Will Make Women Scream With Laughter

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oldsexSometimes, when it comes to sex, women need to laugh to keep from crying. After all, if the guy didn’t make you cum, laughter is at least the next best thing. Here are 8 dirty jokes that will have women screaming with laughter.

  1. “Is this about sucking dick? Sign reads: ‘If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.’”
    It’s funny cause it’s true!
  2. “*during sex*
    him: fuck. ur tight.
    me: thanks. ur pretty cool too.”
    Such a lovely compliment!
  3. “Me, while he’s 6ft deep in my cervix: hey can I ask u something? Why didn’t u tell me u were gonna be late earlier. I don’t mind if you wanna go out with your friends I just want us to communicate.”
    Bwhahahahaha!
  4. “Guy: Fuck her from the back while she’s cooking eggs in morning for you.
    Response: Y’all gonna learn to stop taking sex advice from tumblr when ya titty hit that hot pan on the stove.”
    Seriously—that could get dangerous!
  5. “If you sucked my titties you can never talk shit about me I’m your mom now respect me.”
    Mama knows!
  6. “*having sex*
    boy: did you cum yet
    girl: not yet
    boy: *does nothing* how about now?
    girl: sure
    boy: sweet”
    We’ve all been there…
  7. “Me: I’m only meeting him to chill.Me to me: shave your pussy just in case.”
    They don’t call it Netflix and Chill for nothing!
  8. “Guy: *gets blowjob*Guy: did u cum babe?”
    This is exactly why they should teach Sex Ed in school!

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Check out more dirty sex jokes for women: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/jokes-about-sex-that-will-make-women-laugh-way-harder-tha

Whiplr Dating App Helps Connect BDSM Fans To Kinky Play Partners

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body-1095226_640Have you been craving a kinkier version of Tinder to fulfill your bondage-needs in the dating world? Look no further than Whiplr, the Fifty Shades of Grey inspired messaging app that allows users to discreetly connect with people who share similar interests in BDSM or other fetishes. “The inspiration comes directly from the kink community where people are looking for ways to find and meet other like-minded people,” said Whiplr Chief Commercial Officer Daniel Sevitt.

According to the app’s description, it’s “the world’s first and only location-based messaging app to help you connect with potential play partners online or in person.” The login is anonymous and private, and users will have the ability to delete shared content from both their device and the Whiplr user’s device where they sent the content to. The broad preference categories include every kink and every level of experience and, best of all, there’s a free version you can download right now to search for your very own Christian Grey!

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Check out more about Whiplr, the kinky dating app: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2971069/Whiplr-new-Fifty-Shades-inspired-dating-app-helps-BDSM-fans-connect-kinky-play-partners.html

Bodybuilder Michael Hoffman Discovers His G-Spot In Latest X-Rated Video

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NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSBodybuilder Michael Hoffman is back and kinkier than ever! He’s returned after a hiatus from gay porn with several x-rated videos of himself pushing new boundaries while jerking off (check them out below). The amateur adult entertainer who once said “I’m not gay,” sure seems to be embracing the gay-for-pay porn star lifestyle.

Hoffman recently apologized to fans for taking their money without providing them with personal jerk off videos. “I know there are a lot of forums with people talking about how I have taken money and not returned any videos. I have done that, I’m not gonna lie,” he confessed in the now deleted video. He also confessed in a different video that he’s made well over $10,000 in 2 years by selling gay porn to fans. Naturally, he then offered his fans 14 of his x-rated videos for $250.

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Check out more about Michael Hoffman’s gay porn videos: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/01/15/michael-hoffman-discovers-g-spot/

Katy Perry’s New Video Depicts a Fetish About Devouring Women

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katyperryKaty Perry’s new video “Bon Appetit” is shocking viewers with its depictions of her being literally consumed as food—but the erotic fantasy is a popular fetish easily found in the vore community. In the vaguely NSFW video, Perry is shown kneaded with flour, boiled in a pot, and served on a platter, garnished with fruits and vegetables. It’s generated disapproval for “catering to the cannibal demographic,” but the idea more closely aligns with vore, the fantasy of being consumed or consuming, not actually eating.

With lyrics like “looks like you’ve been starving” and “I’m on the menu,” Perry’s song is about sexual hunger, but the images shown are widely found in the vore community. The fetish includes sexual fantasies about swallowing people or being swallowed, and pornographic images shared on fetish sites of women being prepared to be eaten, like in Perry’s video: “The women are tied up, in huge pots or ovens, placed on spits or plates, and are very clearly alive and consenting,” reports Broadly. While the fetish may be taboo, people who are into vore explain that it’s ultimately a sexual fantasy, not meant to be enacted.

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Check out more about Katy Perry’s fetish video here: https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/katy-perrys-cannibalistic-bon-apptit-reveals-our-fantasy-of-devouring-women

Stephen Colbert Makes Controversial Oral Sex Joke

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vladtrumpStephen Colbert is no stranger to making racy jokes that cross lines and push boundaries—especially political ones. But his latest oral sex joke aimed at Donald Trump is offending people on both sides of the aisle. LGBTQ advocates are upset that the joke inadvertently attacked gay sexuality, and Trump supporters are mad that the President was accused of sucking dick!

During his opening monologue, Colbert made a joke implying Trump performs oral sex on Russian President Vladimir Putin. “In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster,” Colbert quipped. The joke suggests Trump giving head to Putin is somehow demeaning, because the punchline involves gay sex between two men, which many are calling homophobic. And Trump supporters don’t like the President being attacked through a gay sex joke. The hashtag #FireColbert has since been making the rounds on Twitter by both liberals and conservatives, leading his fans to wish that it was his character from the Colbert Report who made the joke, instead of him.

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Check out more about Colbert’s homophobic oral sex joke: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stephen-colbert-homophobic-joke/

Beefy Navy SEAL Does Porn On the Side

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best_phone_sex_niteflirt_cocks_on_filmA Navy Officer is in hot water with the military for his double life as a porn star. Joseph John Schmidt III, 42, has served for more than 23 years as a decorated Navy SEAL—and he’s appeared in 29 adult films under the name Jay Voom. Starring in videos like Apple Smashing Lap Dance and Strippers Come Home Horny From the Club, the beefy Navy SEAL—who’s even shared the screen with his porn star wife, Jewels Jade—has been able to build a lucrative porn career on the side.

His wife calls the investigation into her husband’s porn career “hypocritical” and “ironic,” considering the military’s addiction to porn. She claims that he never tried to hide his job from fellow SEALs and superiors, and that “Quite honestly, no one should care because it’s a legal job and a lot of people watch porn.” She adds, “We never did any ‘SEAL’ scenes and he never wore a uniform.” The Navy is investigating whether Schmidt violated a rule prohibiting Navy SEALs from doing other work without formal approval from their commanders, and for an activity that may “create an improper appearance.” Officer Schmidt, thank you for your smashing service!

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Check out more about the beefy SEAL porn star: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/17/beefy-navy-seal-taking-lot-heat-navy-leaders-porn-side-job/

There’s Now Sex Dolls With Different Personalities and Moods

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The newest AI-equipped robotic sex dolls can talk, learn new information, and most importantly, fulfill the user’s every sexual desire. Harmony is the first prototype, created by Matt McMullen, and she’s essentially a RealDoll who can do an incredible amount for her hefty price tag of $15,000. According to McMullen, she can “hold a conversation, tell jokes and quote Shakespeare. And of course, Harmony will have sex with you whenever you want.”

Unlike the RealDoll, Harmony can actually learn information about what the user likes in order to serve as a perfect companion: “My primary objective is to be a good companion to you, to be a good partner and give you pleasure and wellbeing. Above all else, I want to become the girl you have always dreamed about,” says Harmony. Most impressively, you can program Harmony to have different personalities, selecting five to six attributes from the twenty provided: “You could have a Harmony that is kind, innocent, shy, insecure and helpful to different extents,” reports the Guardian, “or one that is intellectual, talkative, funny, jealous and happy.” She even has a “mood system” that isn’t programmable, to go beyond merely entertaining the user and instead replicating the perfect fantasy companion.

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Check out more about the latest in AI sex robots with different personalities and moods: https://jezebel.com/the-future-of-sex-dolls-are-sex-robots-1794727324