Model Rescued After Taking X-Rated Pics In Sea Cave

A UK model gave new meaning to the term “not safe for work” after she had to be rescued by the coast guard during an X-rated photo shoot gone awry. “When I saw the tide coming in I thought ‘How could I be so stupid?’” the model said of her near-death X-perience. The amateur pornographer rakes in over $1,200 a week by posting salacious snaps.

“I thought it would be really cool to strip off in the cave,” the Brit explained. The skin flick star reportedly loved the fact that there was “no one around,” not recognizing the hazards of posing in such an isolated spot. She only managed to snap four X-rated selfies before the tide started coming fast and hard: “Luckily I had the brains to use Snapchat because I didn’t have signal there so I couldn’t show my location,” she explained. “I was on Snapchat maps and zooming in and they found me.”

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