Kinkster Says She’s In A Sexual Relationship With Airplanes

A kinkster who has a fetish for airplanes says she goes on vacation a lot. The German woman revealed she’s “in a sexual relationship” with aircrafts. She added that she finds the wings of the plane are the sexiest part of the plane—and size doesn’t matter.

“I currently own three large models, [but] I also have many small models, over 60 in total, and they are custom-made,” the frequent flyer said in a recent interview. “Many are from airlines or from travel agencies, with the larger models measuring between 49-inches and 63-inches long.” The woman said she’s spent nearly $4,267 on model airplanes, and revealed that she identifies as “objectum sexual”. “Currently there are small plans to get married to the 737 series. However, I will not move abroad,” she said.

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